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Philly Cheesecake – n. a food which is a cheesecake with meat sauce and beef spread around on top
I had a shitty burrito from Chipotle today.
I can still taste it, its horrible.
That was the worst fucking burrito I’ve had in ages, and the single worst burrito from Chipotle ever. I’m not going to go to Chipotle for two months in protest their shitty burrito-manship.
Now I’m trying to guzzle down some Starbursts so I can finally get this taste out of my mouth.
So, I went to their web site and sent them this in their comment feedback thing:
I had a really bad burrito from the Chipotle in Fullerton today. I had it around 12:30 or so, and the burrito was horribly made, with liquid dripping everywhere — I ended up having to eat it over a trash can. That’s not even the worst part though. The burrito tasted really horrible, and hours later I still have the taste in my mouth. That’s really not good, since I’ve visited that Chipotle on many occasions and they have never tasted like that.
Its disappointing when they make bad burritos just because there’s a ton of people in line. I’m probably not going to be going back anytime soon because I feel it is just that bad, and there are other places I can spend 10 bucks on for food.
Just wanted to say that.
Yuck! Fuck you Chipotle, you’ve been good to me, but then you fucking stab me in the back!
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