WOMAN: “Joe is a considerate husband. he takes his wife out to eat almost every night.”
MAN: “Considerate? Baloney! Joe’s wife is the world’s worst cook.”
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Joke #11780
Caller: Operator! Operator! I need you to connect me with someone in my diet support group! I feel hungry but I don’t want to eat!
Operator: I was hungry, too, but after talking to you, I’m fed up!
Joke #11721
Q: What’s the difference between a hungry man and an alien?
A: One eats to live and the other lives to eat.
Joke #11688
Q: How do you make an astronaut sandwich?
A: Use launch meat.
Joke #11679
Q: Why did the alien take a ladder to the restaurant?
A: He heard the meal was on the house.
Joke #11662
Q: What did the space creatures have for breakfast?
A: Unidentified frying objects.
Joke #11651
Q: Why don’t astronauts get hungry in space?
A: Because they just had launch.
Joke #11629
Q: What are two things a spaceman can never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What are the two things you can never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
spacewich
spacewich – n. a food in which there are two slices of bread with nothing in between.
Asteroid Graffiti
Lassie’s Comet
A Star With a Tail
Astronauts
Out to Launch!
Explore the sun!
Go at night!
Skylab fell
Due to lack of support
Planet MacDonald’s Has
Golden Arch
Space Food Causes Empty Feeling
Moon Fell–
Beams gave way
Space Food
In a few light years, you’re hungry again!
Joke #11623
Mother space creature to her son: “Junior! What are you doing?”
Junior space creature: “Chasing this Earthling around a tree”
Mother space creature: “How many times have I told you not to play with your food?”
Joke #11605
Q: Did you hear about the guy who tried to amputate his right arm at a Denny’s?
A: I hope he got all of his leftovers.
Joke #11575
Q: What dessert should basketball players never eat?
A: Turnovers.
The Worst Burger King in the World
Just went to Burger King, and it was the worst one I’ve ever been to.
I got the chicken fries meal, and it was pretty much all room temperature — aren’t you supposed to fry this stuff?
Not only that, I coulda sworn that the fries were fried using spit, not oil. I got a bunch of crappy pieces of chicken instead of actual chicken fries — it seemed like they gave me like 13 or some weird number. I only asked for a 9 piece meal…
Assholes.
Joke #11501
Q: Why do fast-food lovers do so well in marathons?
A: They like to eat and run.