Q: Why do gnats hate to throw up after a meal?
A: It draws flies.
Tag Archives: fly
Joke #7414
Q: Why do spiders make good baseball players?
A: They’re good at catching flies.
yarkozen
yarkozen – n. a species of fly that humps others on glass doors with wood framing. These flies are very specific in where they have sex, usually where others can see them.
yarkozee
yarkozee – n. a species of fly that rams itself into a bathroom mirror repeatedly trying to break either the mirror or its head. Whatever comes first.
unkeash
unkeash – v. to clean up fly poo
keash
keash – n. fly poo
irizin
irizin – n. fly pee
flyless
flyless – n. a fly without wings