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– FireRaze
Tag Archives: FireRaze
Quote #13974
“hehe,i found 93”
– FireRaze
#10497: FireRaze -> davepoobond
FireRaze: Squackle is the best…what can I say..
davepoobond: it is
#10452: davepoobond -> FireRaze
davepoobond: dude bigfoot was fake after all
FireRaze: and I just found out that the Loch Ness monster is not really swimming around at Loch ness…
davepoobond: but i’m telling the truth
FireRaze: Oh…really, I was just messing with ya
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: bigfoot was this 84 year old guy that just died
FireRaze: are you really being serious?
davepoobond: yeah
FireRaze: cool
FireRaze: where did you find that out?
davepoobond: on the news
davepoobond: yesterday
FireRaze: you mean….on TV?
davepoobond: yeah
#6482: FireRaze -> davepoobond
FireRaze: Im not on my computer..so it might kick me off a lot
FireRaze: but this comuter is ahundred times better than mine
davepoobond: heh
#6481: FireRaze -> davepoobond
FireRaze: sorry
FireRaze: about getting off
davepoobond: its ok we all have to sometimes 😉
FireRaze: do you like dilbert?
davepoobond: eh i havent really read it
FireRaze: you dont read Dilbert!!!
FireRaze: Its a whole nother world!!!
FireRaze: I think you would like it
davepoobond: ok
#6384: davepoobond -> FireRaze
davepoobond: “well your dumb. and stupid too!”
FireRaze: And I hate your guts, so we are even!
davepoobond: – me just 1 minute ago
davepoobond: i said that to my sister
FireRaze: – Me forever!
FireRaze: Heh
davepoobond: k=========
davepoobond: guess what that is
davepoobond: a hammer
davepoobond: hahahaha
FireRaze: hahahahahaahahahaahah
davepoobond: i got my report card
FireRaze: cool
davepoobond: and i passed all my classes yay
davepoobond: did you get yours yet?
FireRaze: yeah
FireRaze: a long time ago
FireRaze: I got almost all As
davepoobond: yeah i think i got it later than everyone else
davepoobond: want a million dollars?
FireRaze: heh
FireRaze: sure
davepoobond: for free?
FireRaze: sure
davepoobond: how to get a million dollars for free
FireRaze: Hey! I didnt get a million dollars!!!
davepoobond: pretty cooooooool huh
davepoobond: LOL
davepoobond: thats how i lure people into squackle
davepoobond: i post that link around places, and people say “a million dollars! wow!”
davepoobond: and then they go through all that, and they dont get a million dollars! Ahahahaha
#6379: davepoobond -> FireRaze
davepoobond: i sweer man, midis are cool
davepoobond: they are the superior form of music
FireRaze: You say it one more time!!!!
FireRaze: And Ill….
FireRaze: Im going to kill you anyway
FireRaze: ::starts hitting him with soft, girly punches::
davepoobond: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
FireRaze: die
FireRaze: MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK
FireRaze: SAY IT!!!
davepoobond: NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVER
FireRaze: You are making me very angry
FireRaze: ::turns a stereo all the way up with real music::
FireRaze: HAHA!!
FireRaze: Listen!!
davepoobond: NO NEVER
FireRaze: You will listen!
davepoobond: ::plays californication by the red hot chili peppers in MIDI::
davepoobond: this is so much cooler than the regular version
davepoobond: i love the whistle instead of the voice
FireRaze: no No NO!!!
FireRaze: Please!!
FireRaze: AHHHH IM Melting!!
FireRaze: Melting!!
davepoobond: it takes real musical ability to make MIDIs, you know
FireRaze: Its all done on a keyboard
davepoobond: DREAM OF CALIFORN-ICATIONNNNNN
FireRaze: ::Starts playing Jimi Hendrix “Voodoo Child”::
davepoobond: hmmm hmmmmmm
davepoobond: hmmmmmmm hmmMmmMm
FireRaze: :: and Limp Bizkit “Rollin” at the same time::
davepoobond: that’s kinda a bad song
davepoobond: why would you listen to that anyway
davepoobond: they made 2 versions of that song
davepoobond: did you know that
FireRaze: I really dont
FireRaze: I know
FireRaze: It just popped into my head
davepoobond: rollercoaster of love
davepoobond: 2:26 of pure goodness
FireRaze: I have to go
davepoobond: ok bye
FireRaze: I cant take this MIDI crap no more
davepoobond: haha bye
FireRaze: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :Runs away screaming::
FireRaze: Bye
#6152: davepoobond -> FireRaze
davepoobond: moo
FireRaze: baa
davepoobond: honey bunches of oats
FireRaze: Kellogs cornpops
davepoobond: Cracklin’ Oat Bran
#6123: davepoobond -> FireRaze
davepoobond: !!
FireRaze: what?
davepoobond: nothing
davepoobond: i’m putting my socks on
davepoobond: whee
FireRaze: ??
davepoobond: ??
FireRaze: ????
davepoobond: ????
FireRaze: ?????????????
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#5926: Holmes -> FireRaze
Holmes: it’s time for the talk…the birds and the theorys…
FireRaze: ((brb))
Holmes: ((k))
Holmes: we could go into the birds and the bee’s but for right now we’ll just do the birds and the
Holmes: theorys…
FireRaze: ((back))
Holmes: a “bird” is a crazy person and a theory is an idea…see when a “bird” loves a theory, they
FireRaze: Bees?
Holmes: ((wb))
FireRaze: Ah just get on wit it
FireRaze: ((::lagging really really bad::))
Holmes: have to prove there love…
Holmes: ((ugh i hate lag))
Holmes: so the bird proposes to the theory and they get married and have lotsa crazy theories
Holmes: together and they live happily and crazily ever after
FireRaze: ahhhhhhh
FireRaze: ::is very confused but doesnt show it::
Holmes: don’t worry, you’ll grow up to be just like me…
FireRaze: ::drops over,fainting::
Holmes: …dangit that ALWAYS happens…
Holmes: ::grabs a bucket of worms and tosses it onto him::
Holmes: ::looks back at the bucket of water he was suppose to throw on him and realizes he made a
Holmes: mistake::
FireRaze: Gah!::holds his hands out and blasts the worms::
Holmes: gee how did…those get there,…
Holmes: heh…heh…
SuperMike: ((what do u do here>is it a supermarket?)
Holmes: ::looks around nervously::
Holmes: ((yes))
Fire: I wont be like you,your not Saiyajin
Holmes: true…
Fire: :swings his tail around::
Holmes: did i ever tell you about the little engine that could story?
Fire: ::shakes his head no::
Holmes: there once was a little engine that could and he was chugging through the forest and even
Holmes: chugging in the bar…
Holmes: well anyways he once needed to climb up a hill
Holmes: but he was on the paxil pill that prevents you from having social anxiety disorder
Holmes: and that made him dizzy considering he was drinking alcohol and taking medicine and drugs are BAD
Holmes: and he was all weary about life and the engineer was like: “You Mother Fuckin engine, move
Holmes: your lazy ass over that hill or i’m going to Pawn you at the pawn shop!” and the engine was
Holmes: like: “Whatever dumbass” and so he tried to pull himself up that hill
Holmes: but he just couldn’t do it…
Holmes: he kept saying I think I can I think I can but STILL no, until the constructor told him that
Holmes: there was alcohol on the top of the hill, thats when the engine ZOOMED up the hill…
Holmes: so remeber, when your down in the dumps, just think of alcohol…oh yeah and don’t do drugs
Holmes: the end
Holmes: did you learn your lesson little boy?
FireRaze: ::had got his gameboy out in the meantime and started playing pokemon::
FireRaze: huh?what were you saying?
Holmes: what is this Pokemon? sounds like a Gay jamacan porno movie…
Holmes: never mind…
FireRaze: jamacan?
Holmes: you know, those guys who talk all funny and say Mon a lot
Holmes: like Yo Mon or chill out mon
Holmes: or even Poke a mon…
FireRaze: oh……..uh…..Ive only been to chikyuu-sei a couple times
Holmes: when i was your age i had to walk 15 miles to china and then walk back
Holmes: while these days you just get to go places
FireRaze: Yeah,I can just shunken-eido
Holmes: don’t talk to me in that lingo boy, i don’t want you talkin about my momma
FireRaze: I can talk about your momma all I want to
Holmes: well you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to spank you with cheese
FireRaze: Ill lay the smackdown on you!
Holmes: you young whipper snapper you wouldn’t touch an elderly citizen
FireRaze: Wanna bet,and Ill do it in my Oozaru form so I cant control mysef
Holmes: your lucky i don’t have my fighting teeth and legs on, or i would get elderly on your ass
FireRaze: ((how old is he?))
Holmes: ((18 he’s just being idiotic))
Holmes: so sonny did i ever tell you about how i had to walk 15 miles to my bathroom
FireRaze: No!!!!
FireRaze: erck….no
Holmes: well see this one time…
Holmes: i really had to go and dad was like piss in your pants cause we don’t have enough water to
Holmes: flush the toilet
Holmes: infact the toilet was our bathtub, computer and our lunch table
Holmes: the end
Holmes: did you learn a lesson from that story, sonny?
FireRaze: Never eat,pee,and type in your toilet
Holmes: hey just because you got all this high tech mumbo jumbo doesn’t mean you can’t use the old
Holmes: way of doing things
Holmes: my toilet is my computer, wanna se?
FireRaze: ((Ok,I might get kicked off,and I wont be coming back,so hope my printer works))
FireRaze: No,not really
FireRaze: ((wish me luck!))
Holmes: ((luck))
FireRaze: ((good luck!))
Holmes: ((good luck!))
#5891: coolgirl1 -> FireRaze
coolgirl1:
FireRaze: …..
RhydinCheapNSave
Online Host: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RhydinCheapNSave”. ***
Jez M: ::walks in bored, had no other place to go::
Jez M: Hiya
Holmes: ::looks at jez:: WELCOME ::tosses him a store listing::
Jez M: *her
Holmes: ((sorry))
KaIika: ::sliiiiiiides in with a raised brow::
Holmes: ::tosses kalika a listing::
Jez M: ::looks over the list laughing::
Jez M: ::looks up:: hey Kali
KaIika: ::raises a brow getting tossed a listing::
KaIika: Hey
KaIika: ……..Jez?
KaIika: You need money hon?
Jez M: no I just came in here cuz I was bored
Jez M: If I needed money I would ask you for it
Holmes: ::mutters:: i need money…
KaIika: All right..
Jez M: ::crumples up a twenty dollar bill::
KaIika: ::she looks over the list::
Jez M: ::throws it at Holmes::
Jez M: now ya got money
Holmes: ::scrambles and grabs it quickly::
KaIika: O.o
KaIika: ::she looks to Jez::
Jez M: ::shrugs::
Jez M: what
KaIika: [I was talking to Jez’s mun on the phone a sec ago]
KaIika: [errr the old one]
Jez M: ((yeah and?))
Holmes: ::walks to the register and presses the buttom: nothing happens::
KaIika: [yep..she says you can have Jez totally she doesn’t care she made up a new charrie]
Jez M: ((cool))
Holmes: ::hits the register, nothing still happens:: damn thing hasn’t been used in so long it
Holmes: rusted up
KaIika: ::she pulls out a fifty wondering if she could buy the whole flippin store::
Jez M: ((guess who came back… never mind you dont know him))
Holmes: ::looks at the fifty:: OMG i haven’t seen one of those in YEARS
Jez M: ::blink blink::
Holmes: they still EXIST?
Jez M: yeah
KaIika: ::raises a brow::
KaIika: [who?]
Jez M: uh…. just how long have you been in this store?
Holmes: anyone want to see my house ::points to the cardboard box in the corner:: I’m getting a rat
Holmes: as a pet next month ::smiles proudly::
KaIika: ::blink blink::
Jez M: ::stares blankly::
KaIika: ummm
KaIika: ::looks to Jez::
Holmes: ever since i ran away from the mental institution i had to make a life, ya know
Jez M: uh… yeah
KaIika: ::looks to Holmes backing towards the door, she looks to Jez::
Jez M: I think we will be leavin now, well good luck with your rat
Holmes: Hey hey don’t leave buy something first
KaIika: ::she looks to Jez::
Jez M: I gave you twenty bucks… I dont want anything ::backing towards door::
Holmes: don’t you want your door prize? Used pissed in and crapped in underwear?
Jez M: uh no thanks
Holmes: aww…
Jez M: maybe you should just throw the door prize away
KaIika: ::scrunches her nose::
Jez M: ::hand on door::
KaIika: ::she looks to the man::
Holmes: what? and leave customers unhappy? no way ::shakes head::
Jez M: ok
KaIika: umm
KaIika: how about…
KaIika: ::walks to some old shoes, she smells them::
KaIika: these?
Jez M: ::opens door::
KaIika: ::makes a sick face to jez but brightens::
KaIika: A handsome pair of shoes
KaIika: how much?
Holmes: umm those are 99 cents…
KaIika: ::she walks to him handing him the fifty::
KaIika: keep the change
KaIika: ::she sliiides to the door::
KaIika: ::turns and looks over her shoulder throwing a wink at him:
Holmes: ::takes the fifty: and falls to the ground, from such excitement::
KaIika: Good luck
Jez M: ::steps out::
Holmes: ::almost has a heart attack::
KaIika: ::pushes Jez out the damned door::
KaIika: Go
KaIika: ::quickly follows her::
Holmes: Hey remeber to advertise my store!
–
another RhyDin CheapNSave log:
Lillixgirl: ::looks at him oddly::
davepoobond: ::rings the cash register again::
davepoobond: ahahahahahahahahahahaahah
davepoobond: welcome to Rhydin Cheap N Save!
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
Lillixgirl: thanks!
Holmes: ::runs back in::
davepoobond: boy howdy
davepoobond: haha heehaw
Holmes: ::throws her a store listing::
Lillixgirl: ::catches it::
Holmes: ::stands behind the counter::
davepoobond: ::sets up all the stuff::
davepoobond: hey! i got a good idea! old tapes no one use!
davepoobond: by bands no one has EVER heard of
Lillixgirl: ::reads over it::
Holmes: ::points a finger at him:: your a great thinker
davepoobond: thanks!
davepoobond: we also need a clown suit called “Dump the Clown Suit”
Holmes: ::pulls one out from behind him and looks at it:: we had a lot of
great dumps together…but
Holmes: it’s time to move on ::sniff sniff:: good bye good friend ::hands
it to dave::
davepoobond: ::takes it and tacks it on a wall near the door::
davepoobond: ::he steps back, admiring it:: good!
Lillixgirl: ::tries to keep from laughing::
Holmes: ::hits a button and the register falls apart:: damnit…
davepoobond: got anything else we can put up?
Holmes: oh how about some crumpled up paper!
davepoobond: ok, got a basket of it?
Holmes: ::pulls one out from behind him:: here ya go
Lillixgirl: u need duct tape
Holmes: Oh i found a calender! but it’s for 1901…oh well still useful ::tosses it to him::
Lillixgirl: duct tape. trust me on that one
Holmes: duct tape ::rolls eyes:: like THAT has any use for anything…
Lillixgirl: only anything!
davepoobond: ::grabs the basket and places it on a table and tosses the calender on it too::
Lillixgirl: theres nothing duct tape cant do!
Holmes: can it tape a ducks mouth shut?
Holmes: i didn’t THINK so…
Lillixgirl: im sure it could
Holmes: a duck doesn’t HAVE a mouth HAHAHAHAHAHA
davepoobond: can it pick the lint off my boot?
Lillixgirl: ::nods::
davepoobond: lies! all lies!
davepoobond: i dont even HAVE a boot!
Lillixgirl: then get those too
Holmes: hey i found some boots ::pulls out a brand named Tumberland::
davepoobond: do you have toy cars made in mexico by any chance?
Holmes: ::pulls out a gold ring:: this will never sell…::throws it in a corner::
Holmes: ah hah, I found mexican toy cars…there called Hoto Wheelios…
davepoobond: yeah, who needs that piece of junk
davepoobond: hoto wheelios!? you serious?! those are…collector items almost!
Holmes: ::throws the cars at him::
Holmes: think fast! ::throws one:: think fast! ::throws another one::
Holmes: think slow this time ::throws one in slow motion::
davepoobond: ::the cars hit my eyes::
davepoobond: owww
Holmes: ::looks at his eyes:: are those broken? If they are we can SELL it!
davepoobond: no, just slightly poked
davepoobond: ::takes the cars and tosses it on a table::
Holmes: darn there goes $.99 off our buisness
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: but, we can use these instead!
davepoobond: ::takes out a googly eye glasses thingy::
Holmes: AHHH THOSE ARE SCARY ::jumps into his cardboard box home::
Holmes: is the monster gone ::pops his head out::
OnlineHost: Lillixgirl has left the room.
OnlineHost: BIack Halo has entered the room.
davepoobond: yeah….now it is
davepoobond: but, theres a new one!
Holmes: ::runs behind the counter::
davepoobond: ::stares over at black halo::
Holmes: ((he didn’t walk in yet))
OnlineHost: BIack Halo has left the room.
Holmes: damnit
davepoobond: ((gggrrrr))
Holmes: ugh i’ll go back to advertising
davepoobond: ((i’m gonna invite some guys))
davepoobond: ((wait!))
Holmes: ((alright))
Holmes: ((lol i just herd on the news there was a plan to kill N Sync in a teens room))
davepoobond: ((yeah, i knew about that yesterday))
Holmes: ((thats how stupid N Sync is…))
davepoobond: ((his motive was “because they got all the good girls”))
Holmes: ((hahaha))
Holmes: ((where are the guys you invited))
davepoobond: ((THEY ALL LEFT!))
davepoobond: ((go ahead and advertise…))
Holmes: ((…))
Holmes: ((alright))
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
Holmes: no customers?
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
davepoobond: no
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
davepoobond: ….
Holmes: ugh STILL no customers?
davepoobond: what are you doing to advertise?
Holmes: ::walks in:: hey you want cheap stuff? Go to RhydinCheapNSave ::walks out::
davepoobond: uhh, put a link
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
OnlineHost: Celtic Frost has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Celtic Frost has left the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
Holmes: …
davepoobond: someone came but left
Holmes: dang
davepoobond: must’ve been the calendar ::shrugs::
Holmes: ::points to the calender:: it’s all your fault!
Holmes: ::crumples it up and adds it to the crumpled paper basket::
OnlineHost: Necrochild has entered the room.
Holmes: ugh we need customers
Necrochild: But its not a slimy lick
Necrochild: Mrr?
davepoobond: ::rings the cash register::
OnlineHost: Necrochild has left the room.
davepoobond: what an idiot
davepoobond: that stupid calendar AGAIN
Holmes: ::looks at the crumpled calender:: your going to get it BIG time
Holmes: ::plays paper basketball with it with a hoop on the door::
davepoobond: ::Defends the calendar::
davepoobond: no! dont touch!
Holmes: ::grumbles::
Holmes: ::looks at the calender;: he may protect you now but when he lets his guard down, your gonna
Holmes: GET IT
Holmes: ::pounds his fist against his hand and makes a really angry face::
davepoobond: ……..just go advertise, it’ll blow off some steam
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
Holmes: RhydinCheapNSave (Keyword to: aol://2719:62-2-RhydinCheapNSave)
Holmes: wait this is rhydin cheap n save
Holmes: whoops hehehehe
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
Holmes: now lets just wait….
Holmes: ::hums the jepordy theme song::
OnlineHost: Raze has entered the room.
Holmes: good three people, now we should get a bigger crowd
davepoobond: ::waves at FireRaze:: hi-o!
FireRaze: ::hops on in,dooing cartweels::
FireRaze: Heeeeeyyyyy!!!!
Holmes: ::gives each a recruiting store listing::
Holmes: add as much stuff as you like…
davepoobond: i need to go….
Holmes: …so…
davepoobond: bye
Holmes: doh bye
davepoobond: i’ll probably be back..
Holmes: alright….
davepoobond: in 2 minutes
Holmes: don’t let the door bonk your butt on the way out
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This is the Store listing for Rhydin CheapNSave:
Used Socks: $.99
Used Underwear: $.99
Used Underwear that has been pissed in and crapped in: Free, I don’t want this shit!
Used Soap on a rope: $.99
Brand New Spam: $.99
Year old Cheese: $.99
Magic Wand: $.99
A Two Dollar Prostitute: $.99
Used Cocaine: $.99
Anti Super Strong New and Improved Nose Hair Remover: $.99
Joke A Cola: $.99
Jomama: $.99
Taking over my buisness: $.10, PLEASE TAKE IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Tights: $.99
Watching peoples disgusted face when they walk into my store: Priceless
Spoom: $.99
Potty Training Lessons: $.99
Russian Express Credit Card: (it might not be American Express, but it’s just as good!) $.99
String Cheese: $.99
Dike Shirts(Nike is way overated, now it’s time for DIKE! Just BUY it!): $.99
Tommy Pullmyfinger Jeans: $.99
Abibas Shoes: $.99
Kalvin Clein sweatshirts: $.99
M&W’s candy (Melts in your hand, not in your mouth!): $.99
UPDATE 7-2-02
davepoobond: who would buy Squackle! t-shirts, mugs and junk?
FireRaze: I got nothin
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1105 words, 5 new. SUBMIT A WORD
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Stupid IMs – elmoisfurry IM 6, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM, elmoisfurry IM 7, KinkyKat IM
UPDATE 6-28-02
FireRaze: What!? You can use those? That’s crap!
Soup Nazi: We need an engineer! Let’s go! Los los!
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1095 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Submit To Squackle – submit almost anything! no emailing anymore!