Q: Did you hear about the circus fire?
A: It was in tents (intense).
Tag Archives: fire
conquten
conquten – v. to douse a fire in a bar with the watered down drinks they serve
couida
couida – n. your favorite bar that burned down
Quote #23523
“Oh boy! We have a barn burner goin’ on here!”
– from the TV
Dream #23036: The Baseball Dream
I wrote this in 2002.
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I had a dream that I was the best pitcher on a baseball team, but I knew I wasn’t any good.
So this big championship game or something was there, but I didn’t get dressed, because when I put on my shoes, they caught on fire, then I put the fire out by blowing on it, but it relit, so I put it under the sink and it went out.
But it relit again and I just let it burn.
So the scene changed to the baseball game, and when I wasn’t there, they had a 2 foot tall 10 year old pitch for them instead.
They were losing pretty badly, when the assistant coach finally found me at home, and he said “we’re losing, you have to get dressed and play!” But I said, “no, I don’t want to get dressed!”
Then I woke up.
Quote #23017
“One day I was walking home from school, when all of a sudden somebody came over to me. He took my glasses and stomped on them. He took my clothes off and then burned them while I watched mournfully at the bon fire in front of me. I cried for 3 weeks straight afterwards.”
– davepoobond
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23004
It happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
Knocked over a candle and he starts to burn
Uh-oh Barneys on fire
It’s what we’ve always desired
We’ll watch the flames get higher
Just don’t try to put him out!
True or False: Two homes literally caught on fire…
Loading ...Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22144
Barneys dead
Barneys dead
We knocked off his frikkin head
With Logan’s baseball bat
On fire now
Barneys hanging from a telephone wire.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22117
I hate you,
You hate me
Let’s tie barney to a tree
You get the matches,
I’ll get the gas
We’ll barney into ash.
Bad Submission #22114
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission.
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This form was submitted: May 19 2005 / 21:10:05
name = fuck barney
song = Oh fuck barney he should die in a fire then be hung on a stick to dry out then throw him in the bond fire
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22109
OH look Barney is on fire
It is our greatest desire
Just watch the flames go higher
Whatever you do
DON’T PUT HIM OUT.
Bad Submission #22102
Anti-Barney the Dinosuar submission
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This form was submitted: Jun 12 2005 / 17:56:22
name = kjku
song = barney is on fire. he must die. this dosnt ryme
Joke #22022
Q: What do you call a white person on fire?
A: Fire cracker.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21951
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s cover Barney in gasoline
And light a match and kick him to the floor
We’re gonna burn that purple dinosaur