“I don’t trust having all of my proteins in one simple protein drink. I can’t trust anything that you usually can feel that is grounded up and put into a drink”
– davepoobond
Tag Archives: drink
Quote #16271
::drinks something::
“mmh! tastes like nice warm ass!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Joke #12955
WAITER: “What will you have to drink?”
CUSTOMER: “I’ll have ginger ale.”
WAITER: “Pale?”
CUSTOMER: “Oh, no. Just a glass will do.”
Joke #11967
I’m so clumsy that when I mix cocktails at a party, the drinks aren’t on the house — they’re on the carpet!
carppa
carppa – n. a zombie that drinks Gatorade
vocset
vocset – v. to hide a drink
cinelo
cinelo – n. that random asshole that carries around a large jug of weirdly-colored liquid
ekim
ekim – n. a water bottle containing water and candy wrappers
loslespeco
loslespeco – n. candy juice
komplette
komplette – n. a meal of 8 dumplings, 12 egg rolls, 4 sweet buns, and 4 drinks
aidalde
aidalde – n. a specialty drink discount
diedrich
diedrich – v. to drink a cake
mabika
mabika – n. a drink that consists of vodka and Skittles
ourn
ourn – n. a free glass of draft beer or soft drink
tya
tya – n. a 3 shot mixed drink