1ST MAILMAN: “A dog bit me on the leg this morning!”
2ND MAILMAN: “Did you put anything on it?”
1ST MAILMAN: “No, he liked it plain.”
Tag Archives: dog
Joke #17482
Q: What kind of dog does Count Dracula prefer?
A: Any bloodhound!
Joke #17481
Q: What dog stands the best chance of winning the heavyweight title?
A: A boxer, of course!
Joke #17480
Q: Which dogs speak?
A: “Herd” dogs!
Joke #17479
Q: Which dog is as warm as a blanket?
A: An afghan!
Joke #17478
Q: Which dogs are made of wool?
A: Knit-pickenese!
Joke #17476
Q: What dog is disliked by many?
A: The Doberman, because it’s a pinscher!
Joke #17475
Q: Which dog won’t do a bit of work?
A: A “Lhasa” bones!
Joke #17474
Q: Which dog sets a furious pace?
A: The rushin’ (Russian) wolfhound!
haredale
haredale – n. what you get when you cross a terrier with a rabbit
Joke #17472
Q: What dog is always good for a laugh?
A: A Chihuaha!
Joke #17471
Q: What terrier is like the little engine that could?
A: I think, a cairn!
Joke #17470
DOPE: “Your dog is eating baked beans!”
IDIOT: “He’s a BOSTON BULL!”
Joke #17469
Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire-haired terriers, of course!
shampoodle
shampoodle – n. a dog that loves to take bubble baths