Q: Can two three-month-old dogs fall for each other?
A: Sure, but it’s puppy love!
Tag Archives: dog
Joke #17606
Q: Where do dogs like to keep their cars?
A: In a barking lot!
Joke #17605
GUY: “Is your dog on that back Buick?”
OTHER GUY: “No, he’s on the front Porsche!”
Joke #17604
Q: Can a cat have puppy love?
A: Sure, if it’s a kitten that’s smitten!
Joke #17603
Q: Where do you find toy poodles?
A: In a toy store — where else?
Joke #17592
GUY: “What? Only two dogs in this whole town?”
DOG OWNER: “Yes… It’s a city of two tails!”
Joke #17591
Q: When is a dog’s tail not a dog’s tail?
A: When it’s a waggin’ (a wagon)!
Joke #17587
“Doctor, Doctor you’ve got to help my brother! He thinks he’s a dog!”
“How long has this been going on?”
“Ever since he was a pup!”
Joke #17586
Q: What do dogs have in common with trees?
A: Bark!
Joke #17583
Q: What did Fido do when he won first prize at the dog show?
A: He took a bow-wow!
Joke #17581
Q: What do you call a gossipy cat or dog?
A: A tail-bearer!
Joke #17579
Q: Why did the dog keep chasing his tail?
A: He wanted to see if he could make ends meet!
Joke #17577
Q: Which heavenly body did the space cat seriously try to avoid?
A: Sirius, the Dog Star!
Joke #17573
Q: What did the salesman say when he knocked on the door of the doghouse?
A: “I’d like to speak to the Mastiff of the house, please!”
Joke #17571
DOG: “What’s your favorite fruit?”
OTHER DOG: “Paw-paws!”