I hate you,
You hate me,
We’re an abnormal family,
With shovel and a spade
I’ll hit you in the head,
Now that purple bastards dead!
Tag Archives: dinosaur
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23917
Tic tac toe
Barney got shot by G.I. Joe
Momma called the doctor
and the doctor said
Uh oh Barney’s dead
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23916
I hate him
He hates me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a kick and a punch
And a bullet to his head
Now that purple freak is dead
I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)
aro
aro – n. a sexy dinosaur
Joke #23467
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: Dino-mite!
Joke #23457
Q: True or False? Dinosaurs made their nests in the same place every year.
A: True! Just like birds today, some dinosaurs would return to a nesting site year after year.
Joke #23456
Q: When did dinosaurs first become popular?
A: Over 150 years ago — thanks in part to a London exhibit in 1851 that included full-size replicas of dinosaurs
Joke #23455
Q: When and where was the first stegosaurian found?
A: In 1877 in Colorado
Joke #23454
Q: When scientists see ripple marks near a dinosaur fossil, what do they know?
A: The dinosaur lived near shallow water.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23005
I hate you
You hate me
Barney is the cause of World War Three
With some shotguns on our backs
And something with infrared
Let’s go blow off Barney’s head!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23004
It happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
Knocked over a candle and he starts to burn
Uh-oh Barneys on fire
It’s what we’ve always desired
We’ll watch the flames get higher
Just don’t try to put him out!
Dinosaurs Humping
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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22921
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a stick up his butt,
And a bullet in his wiener.
Bad Submission #22920
Submitted using the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: May 08 2004 / 22:36:19
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song = tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a ji i joe moma called the doctor and said oops! barneys dead shot in the head squirting out red! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22918
I hate you
You hate me
We’re gonna kill Barney
With a shotgun blast and we’ll toss him down a well,
Barney’s gonna burn in hell.