Q: What would you get if you crossed a dentist with a weasel?
A: The Tooth Ferret
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Joke #17921
Q: What does a dentist on a hockey team specialize in?
A: Puck teeth.
The Doctor Will See You Now
Joke #13228
“He started out as a dentist, but later he became a world famous brain surgeon.”
“How did he make such a big change?”
“His drill slipped.”
Joke #13225
Did you hear about the nearsighted dentist who tried to pull a patient’s tooth and ended up removing his tonsils?
Joke #13213
A woman patient sitting in the dentist chair opened her mouth as wide as she could. The dentist said, “You don’t have to open that wide. I don’t plan to stand inside.”
Joke #13200
DENTIST’S OATH: “We solemnly swear to extract the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth, so help us God.”
Joke #13179
Pity the poor husband who leads such a dull life that he looks forward to dental appointments.
Joke #13010
DENTIST: “Which tooth is bothering you?”
GANGSTER: “Find it yourself! I’m no stool pigeon!”
Joke #12922
A dentist told his patient, “I’m sorry, but your eye tooth will have to come out.”
The patient yelled, “I’ll still be able to see, won’t I?”
Joke #12918
DENTAL INSTRUCTOR: “Gentlemen, how much should you charge a patient for a toothache?”
DENTAL STUDENT: “Don’t be ridiculous, Professor. Who’d want to buy a toothache?”
Mister Presidentures
Mister Presidentures – n. the name of top man in the dentist’s union
Joke #12325
JUDGE: “How can I be sure you’re telling the truth? You say you were only going 20 miles an hour in your car?”
DEFENDANT: “Yes, Your Honor, only 20 miles an hour. You see, I was on my way to see my dentist.”
Joke #12290
Financial security to a dentist is being named the team dentist of an N.H.L. hockey team.
Joke #12133
Two men start a conversation at a baseball game. The first says, “My favorite sport is football. What’s yours?”
The other fellow replies, “I think hockey is great. I’m a dentist!”