“your mouse died. its frozen if you want it”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: death
Quote #16237
“he poisoned my hamster! he deserved to die!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15722
“She died. She died. Um. In a lot of ways”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15356
“I don’t think my body will let me die if I hold my breath for a long time, but if I’m underwater, I’ll drown”
– Homework Hotline
Quote #15259
“dying tickles!”
– from the TV
Quote #15251
“crap. I died and went to a Mexican restaurant”
– from the TV
Quote #14013
“only the dead have seen the end of war”
– swing swang
Quote #13508
“if we don’t find rational roots, we’re dead in the water”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13488
“I was afraid you died for a moment. You weren’t moving”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13384
::talking about dying::
“you 21s and younger probably don’t think it will happen to you, but it will”
– Miss Canoffat
Joke #13352
Q: Why did they bury the battery?
A: Because it was dead.
Joke #13204
DOCTOR: “Mister Simms, I’m afraid you only have seven days to live.”
PATIENT: “Oh, no! Then I guess I won’t be able to pay you, Doctor. My medical insurance check won’t be here for two weeks.”
DOCTOR: “H-mm, well in that case, I’ll give you fourteen days to live.”
Joke #13184
My wife wouldn’t agree to us having adjoining funeral plots. She says that knowing the way I sleep, I’d probably hog all the sod.
Joke #13182
“I’ve got the best wife a married man could have,” boasted the old-timer.
To which his friend replied, “Oh, you’re a widower too?”
Joke #13139
MR. WHITE: “My wife is an angel!”
MR. BLACK: “Gosh! You are lucky. Mine is still living.”