Joke #13204

DOCTOR: “Mister Simms, I’m afraid you only have seven days to live.”

PATIENT: “Oh, no!  Then I guess I won’t be able to pay you, Doctor.  My medical insurance check won’t be here for two weeks.”

DOCTOR: “H-mm, well in that case, I’ll give you fourteen days to live.”

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