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Tag Archives: davepoobond
#10432: davepoobond -> Jaitrain
davepoobond: hi. i have a dog.
davepoobond: do you
Jaitrain: yes
davepoobond: u asshole
Jaitrain: kiss my ass
davepoobond: CATS FOREVER!
Jaitrain: ur gay
davepoobond: RAWRRR NOT BARK
davepoobond: 79879812
davepoobond: wanna know what ur profile says
davepoobond:
davepoobond: thats what it says
#10431: beauty21432 -> davepoobond
beauty21432: i just made a new joke site, check it out here if you want
davepoobond: shut the hell up
#10430: Black Death -> davepoobond
Black Death: Sup, I would like you to go to my web page! so click here. 😀
davepoobond: shut the hell up
Auto response from Black Death: Hi davepoobond, I am currently away from my computer. If you want to talk, leave me a message. Meanwhile you can see my webcam right here, there might be a replay =)
#10429: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: fart
davepoobond: queef
stimpyismyname: boof
davepoobond: ba-doop
stimpyismyname: ur mom
davepoobond: ='(
stimpyismyname: learn gamemaker
stimpyismyname: david
davepoobond: not nowww
stimpyismyname: why
davepoobond: downloadinnnn
stimpyismyname: what
davepoobond: stuff
stimpyismyname: oh yea?
stimpyismyname: burb
davepoobond: 😀
stimpyismyname: yep
davepoobond: buck futtah
#10428: YoursTruly -> davepoobond
YoursTruly: tell me about sailor moon!!
davepoobond: eh?
davepoobond: the RPG?
YoursTruly: i dont care just tell me about sailor moon
davepoobond: ok the RPG is boring, ridiculous
davepoobond: the tv show is ridiculous, but also very interesting
davepoobond: thats about all
#10427: Holmes -> davepoobond
Holmes: ….yeah
Holmes: hey
davepoobond: hi
Holmes: sup
davepoobond: not much, you
Holmes: not much, you
davepoobond: not much you
Holmes: not much you
davepoobond: much you not
Holmes: pot hunch poo
davepoobond: actually what i said about that insane midget guy
davepoobond: i’m not sure if it is anymore
Holmes: ….
davepoobond: if he is blowthetoad
Holmes: i forgot?
Holmes: oh
Holmes: i haven’t talked with him in a while
Holmes: is he disappeared?
davepoobond: he lost interest in you
davepoobond: i suppose
davepoobond: not me though
davepoobond: i’m mysterious, and suave
davepoobond: and all the ladies wanna get with me
Holmes: i’m 40 and still live with my mom and still get pimples and i am republican….whats wrong with me
davepoobond: everything
davepoobond: especially that republican part
davepoobond: brb gotta crap
Holmes: oh ok…
#10426: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname
davepoobond: have you played Sailor Moon RPG?
stimpyismyname: no..
davepoobond: its nonpariel
stimpyismyname: ?
davepoobond: my dinner tonight – almonds
stimpyismyname: wowie
stimpyismyname: neato
#10425: davepoobond -> Holmes
davepoobond: yo
Holmes: sup
davepoobond: not much
davepoobond: the_insane_midget is definitely blowthetoad
davepoobond: isn’t that swell
Holmes: ugh
davepoobond: cuz he asked if he could join the “pooper troopers or whatever”
davepoobond: on “tpc”
davepoobond: i’ll give u the IM
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davepoobond shows Holmes the following IM:
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davepoobond: thats it
davepoobond: he’s such an idiot
davepoobond: he repeatedly keeps trying to join squackle under different names
davepoobond: i’ve got a joke for you
davepoobond: whats the longest word in the dictionary?
Holmes: dunno
davepoobond: smiles. because there’s a mile between the s’s
Holmes: ………
Holmes: you should be shot
davepoobond: =D
Holmes: Reversi
davepoobond: whoohoo
Holmes: i’ve beaten spock 3 times
davepoobond: geez, that computer is hard
davepoobond: not spock….easy
davepoobond: tamagatchi lol
davepoobond: eh do u have this IM
davepoobond: still
davepoobond: with the joke
Holmes: yes
davepoobond: can u send it to me
#10424: davepoobond -> ForeverURZ
davepoobond: i’ve got a joke for you
davepoobond: whats the longest word in the dictionary?
ForeverURZ: hit me
davepoobond: smiles. because there’s a mile between the s’s
#10421: davepoobond -> Master Nyte Hawk
davepoobond: i’ve got a joke for you
davepoobond: whats the longest word in the dictionary?
Master Nyte Hawke: Hmmm
Master Nyte Hawke: most likely one I can not spell.
Master Nyte Hawke: I will do some research and let you knw M’friend.
davepoobond: …its a JOKE
davepoobond: smiles. because there’s a mile between the s’s
Master Nyte Hawke: ohh, and here I was pulling out my dictionary
LOL
Master Nyte Hawke: ohh thats cute
I like it
davepoobond: heh
#10420: SR71 Steve -> davepoobond
SR71 Steve: i despise batteries
davepoobond: heh why
#10419: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: fart
davepoobond: poo
#10418: SkatDvss -> davepoobond
SkatDvss: supp
davepoobond: not much
SkatDvss: nothin
SkatDvss: wat are u doin on line
davepoobond: just about to get off
SkatDvss: koool
davepoobond: uh sure
#10417: blowthetoad -> davepoobond
blowthetoad was on a different sn than what davepoobond knew him on, trying to act like he was somebody else.
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blowthetoad: well
blowthetoad: can i join squackle?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i dont know who this is, but this is blowthetoad
davepoobond: ur asking the wrong idiot
blowthetoad: eh?
blowthetoad: no, i want to join squackle
blowthetoad: a pooper trooper or whatever
davepoobond: spaces are full
davepoobond: try back next millenia
blowthetoad: =-O
blowthetoad: who is this?
davepoobond: blowthetoad
blowthetoad: then why are you on dave’s name?
davepoobond: cuz i hacked it
blowthetoad: =0o
davepoobond: now go away
blowthetoad: :'(
blowthetoad: where can i contact dave
davepoobond: u cant
davepoobond: i tied him up and gagged him
blowthetoad: =-O
blowthetoad: darnit