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Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10826: Mandybaby5869 -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 1 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

Mandybaby5869: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair,
red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: you are so gay

Mandybaby5869: i know

Mandybaby5869: u have a problem with it?

davepoobond: you’re supposed to say “you are” and then we sloppily kiss

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10794: davepoobond -> Mr skatermandude

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davepoobond: hey maria

Mr skatermandude: ?

davepoobond: maria

Mr skatermandude: ummmm

Mr skatermandude: im not maria

davepoobond: gaspppp

davepoobond: hold on i’m still gasping.

Mr skatermandude: ………

Mr skatermandude: who the hell r u and what do u want

davepoobond: do you still take it up the butt

davepoobond: this is Dave Nelson

Mr skatermandude: excuse me

Mr skatermandude: but i dont kno u

davepoobond: sure you do, you have my name in your profile

davepoobond: y’see i just found out about this new searching feature on aim

davepoobond: and i searched for everyone that had my name in their profile

davepoobond: and you popped up

Mr skatermandude: sry

Mr skatermandude: the dave nelson i kno is a professional skateboarder

davepoobond: yeah, i know, i skateboard

davepoobond: i’m a pro

Mr skatermandude: who do u ride for

Mr skatermandude: ?

davepoobond: hold on

davepoobond: my agent says no one until the lawsuit is taken care of

Mr skatermandude: right………..

Mr skatermandude: go away

davepoobond: you think you can boss me around?

davepoobond: i have a vault full of coins that i swim in!

davepoobond: that’s what i do in my down time

davepoobond: :-$

davepoobond: :-\

davepoobond: 🙂

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: 🙁

davepoobond: :-*

Mr skatermandude: =-OBYE

davepoobond: :-!

Mr skatermandude signed off at 7:16:29 PM.

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Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10793: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop: i love you mom

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: this is patrick right

Space Poop: dont u love me?

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: my name is dmi

davepoobond: unh hunh..

Space Poop: DIMMY

Space Poop: no really

davepoobond: aren’t you supposed to be on spacepoop2002

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: thats patricks SN

Space Poop: mine is spacepopp2001

Space Poop: blah

Space Poop: u kno what i mean

davepoobond: ……….

Space Poop: ………

Space Poop: did u see O

Space Poop: good

Space Poop: dont

Space Poop: it gives u AIDS!

Space Poop: oh so many aids it gives you

Space Poop: well i gotta poo

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: waddya mean im too retarded to be a camera man?

Space Poop: HELLO

Space Poop: hit it

Space Poop: i like big butts and i cannot lie

Space Poop: A

Space Poop: a

Space Poop: hah!

Space Poop: i typed two letters in teh same second

Space Poop: i have defeted you

davepoobond: no you didnt

Space Poop: yes i did

Space Poop: what r u doing

davepoobond: Space Poop: A

Space Poop: a

davepoobond: 22, then 23

Space Poop: hold on

Space Poop: f

Space Poop:

crap

Space Poop: f

Space Poop: CRAP

Space Poop: g

Space Poop: g

Space Poop: there

davepoobond: nope

davepoobond: Space Poop: g

Space Poop: g

Space Poop:

hh

Space Poop: hah

Space Poop: there

davepoobond: thats cheating

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: i typed 2 letters in one second

Space Poop: d

Space Poop: d

Space Poop: there

davepoobond: Space Poop: d

Space Poop: d

davepoobond: 2 seconds

Space Poop: your rigging it

davepoobond: no i’m not

Space Poop: on my computer it shows its in the same second

Space Poop: ;

Space Poop: ;

davepoobond: that’s cause it doesn’t send it as fast

davepoobond: good job

davepoobond: it did it finally

Space Poop: hoorah

davepoobond: Space Poop: ;

Space Poop: ;

davepoobond: Space Poop (5:15:16 PM): hoorah

Space Poop: poop in a bucket

davepoobond: how’d you send me something from the future

Space Poop: uhhh

Space Poop: im the candy man

Space Poop: maybe i AM the future

Space Poop: ever think about that?

davepoobond: future of gay

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: the future of you

davepoobond: r mom

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: your mom

davepoobond: no, your mom

Space Poop: no, your mom

Space Poop: did u ever milk a cow

Space Poop: i feel like milking a hippo

Space Poop: g2g

Space Poop signed off at 4:19:42 PM.

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10745: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop was on a different screen name than he usually was on.  davepoobond didn’t know the one he was on.

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Space Poop: im gonna eat you

davepoobond: do you have to

Space Poop: yes its in my contract

Space Poop: i have webbed toes by the way

davepoobond: shocking

Space Poop: sure is

davepoobond: :-\

Space Poop: you win a prize

Space Poop: YOU WIN 3 BLANK CDS!

davepoobond: yessssss

davepoobond: are they colored

Space Poop: no im sorry

Space Poop: to get the colored ones you have to do a good deed such as
kill an ugly person

Space Poop: nooooooooo

davepoobond: what

Space Poop: i dont know

Space Poop: im known for typing random things

davepoobond: unh hunh

Space Poop: WHAT ARE YOU KNOWN FOR?!!!!!!???

Space Poop: you have no buddy icon

davepoobond: sure i do

Space Poop: that saddens me

Space Poop: no u dont

davepoobond: yeah i do

davepoobond: you have to look closer

Space Poop: oh now i see it

Space Poop: the warn icon

Space Poop: very nice one

Space Poop: those are very popular

Space Poop: oh a monkey

Space Poop: how amazing

Space Poop: where did you get it

Space Poop: oh now i see some turtles

Space Poop: with some weapons

Space Poop: some other flashy stuff

Space Poop: say hih bob

Space Poop: “hi bob”

Space Poop: then the guy with the ax

Space Poop: ok i get the point dude

davepoobond: i got a better one now

Space Poop: mine is better

Space Poop: oh thats nice

Space Poop: mine is more mature

Space Poop: look how fast hes poundin’ that little thing

davepoobond: i dont see it

Space Poop: oh well

Space Poop: then i must die

Space Poop: i feel like warning myself

Space Poop: there

Space Poop: im warned to 35

Space Poop: here you try warning me

Space Poop: its fun!

davepoobond: its ok

Space Poop: pleasee

Space Poop: my record is 74

Space Poop: i wont warn you i promise

Space Poop: just warn me

Space Poop: thats the spirit

davepoobond: only 74?

davepoobond: i’ve reached 100

Space Poop: wow

Space Poop: hey sexy

davepoobond: isn’t it great

Space Poop: i got to 100

Space Poop: how long do you think it’ll take to get to 0%

davepoobond: a few hours

Space Poop: hmm i woulda said a couple days

Space Poop: will u mary me?

davepoobond: lets hold off on marriage for a while

Space Poop: but what about our son?

davepoobond: who

Space Poop: little billy

Space Poop: IM me on Space Poop

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10697: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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stimpyismyname: pood

stimpyismyname: whats my name

stimpyismyname: puddin tane

davepoobond: ehhh

davepoobond: can albert come?

stimpyismyname: yeah

davepoobond: is he gonna forget tho

stimpyismyname: ALBERT

stimpyismyname: im supposed to call him tomorrow

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: i’m putting up 2 pics u made

davepoobond: the one with dacky being hunted

davepoobond: and copkilla clown

stimpyismyname: what about my comics

davepoobond: not yet

stimpyismyname: i like that billboard i made

stimpyismyname: mmmm hmmmmm

stimpyismyname: free fallin

stimpyismyname: and im

stimpyismyname: free fallin

davepoobond: doo bee doo ba doo ba doo baaaa

stimpyismyname: un…beh…..LIEVABLE.

davepoobond: yeah

stimpyismyname: is that from catdog

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: that’s tom lykus

stimpyismyname: unbehlihable!

davepoobond: they make fun of him on catdog i suppose

davepoobond: they do it on kevin and bean sometimes

stimpyismyname: 16 hits today

davepoobond: is that high?

stimpyismyname: not really

stimpyismyname: average

davepoobond: the picture of blowthetoad in a red shirt looks nothing like what he does on his site

stimpyismyname: i know

stimpyismyname: serious

davepoobond: http://www.geocities.com/bism28/pics/myteeth.jpg

stimpyismyname: jesus god

stimpyismyname: why

davepoobond: lol

stimpyismyname: he’s soooooo good with photoshop…

davepoobond: did you see the justin timberlake thing

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: look at blowthetoad’s profile

davepoobond: the links in there

stimpyismyname: i don wanna

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: its a collage of justin timberlake pictures

davepoobond: hes such a fag

davepoobond: both of them

stimpyismyname: dam

stimpyismyname: boooring

stimpyismyname: i should finish ltd3

davepoobond: 4

stimpyismyname: how late are you staying up

davepoobond: i dunno

davepoobond: i stay up late, but i’m probably gonna be kicked off soon

stimpyismyname: ill try to finish it tonight

davepoobond: k

stimpyismyname: :-!

davepoobond: we should use the bulletin board things we made for games

stimpyismyname: ?

davepoobond: not the bulletin board

davepoobond: billboard

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: did you read what his do?

davepoobond: ?

davepoobond: what his do

stimpyismyname: they go to your site when you click em

stimpyismyname: neato

davepoobond: uhh

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: that’s cool

stimpyismyname: bleh

stimpyismyname: i cant work on it

stimpyismyname: cds messed up

davepoobond: y not

davepoobond: she’s a superfreak-SUPERFREAK

stimpyismyname: shes superfreaky

stimpyismyname: ow! ow ow ow

davepoobond: the kind that you read abouttttt

davepoobond: that girls pretty FREAKYYY

stimpyismyname: http://pub58.ezboard.com/fgamemakercommunityfrm4.showMessage?topicID=3893.topic

davepoobond: heh

stimpyismyname: if you do www.bmgames.tk it makes a popup

stimpyismyname: booo

davepoobond: yeah all .tk does

stimpyismyname: boooo

stimpyismyname: tainted looove

stimpyismyname: wo whoooa whoa

stimpyismyname: bum bum

stimpyismyname: I…

stimpyismyname: i just died in your arms tonight!!

stimpyismyname: da da da rains down in afffrica

stimpyismyname: and theres always somethin there to remind meeeeeeee

stimpyismyname: daund

stimpyismyname: fbduase

stimpyismyname: hb

stimpyismyname: that stupid cd

stimpyismyname: im a firestarter

davepoobond: ?

stimpyismyname: twisted firestarter

stimpyismyname: mmmm

stimpyismyname: oh oh oh ohoh

stimpyismyname: mmm

stimpyismyname: oh oh h ohoh

stimpyismyname: daaaaave im boooored

davepoobond: go to hell then

stimpyismyname: NO

davepoobond: look at the stuff i put on squackle

stimpyismyname: YOU GO TO HELL

stimpyismyname: ASSHOLE

stimpyismyname: AZZHOLE

stimpyismyname: A22HOLE

davepoobond: http://www.sunriseyoga.com/Steven/mugshot.jpg

stimpyismyname: ?

davepoobond: look at it

stimpyismyname: i did

davepoobond: isnt it funny

stimpyismyname: i guess…

davepoobond: k….gonna go…bye

stimpyismyname: whyyyy

davepoobond: tired

davepoobond: mom wants me to get off

stimpyismyname: yeah whateva

stimpyismyname: dnnunununununuununu dununununununun

davepoobond signed off at 9:29:47 PM.

stimpyismyname: and i was talkin to dave then his mom says “get off the computer” and im like yeah whatever

Previous message was not received by davepoobond because of error (9:30:06 PM): User davepoobond is not available.

stimpyismyname: CAUSE THIS IS MY IM WINDOW THAT DAVE LEEEFT!

Previous message was not received by davepoobond because of error (9:30:26 PM): User davepoobond is not available.

stimpyismyname: AND THIS IS MY IM WINDOW THAT DAVE LEEEFT!

Previous message was not received by davepoobond because of error (9:30:33 PM): User davepoobond is not available.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10696: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop: asasasas

Space Poop: tuna

Space Poop: monkey

Space Poop: poop

Space Poop: YES YES YES YES YES

Space Poop: THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

Space Poop: die

Space Poop: eh hehahahha

Space Poop: fast sex

Space Poop:

Space Poop: bling bling

Space Poop: bling bling foo

Space Poop: POOP!

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: yes

Space Poop: maybe?

Space Poop: a boom boom chicka chicka boom boom

Space Poop: i g2g watch more TV?!?!?!?!?!

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10695: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop: im the hulk

Space Poop: what r u doing

davepoobond: ur mom in the backseat of my car

Space Poop: ok

Space Poop: have fun

Space Poop: wait

Space Poop: you got a computer in your car?

davepoobond: uhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: i’m typing through my mind

Space Poop: coooool

Space Poop: im drawing the fat kid in my class

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: your mom says hi

Space Poop: my moms at work

davepoobond: yeah, on me

davepoobond: bwah

davepoobond: ahaha

Space Poop: hahahahaha

Space Poop: HAHAHHAHA

Space Poop: HAHAHAHAHHA

Space Poop: wait

Space Poop: thats bad

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10694: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

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blowthetoad: my url is stil on the site

davepoobond: your url doesn’t GO anywhere

davepoobond: it goes to a blank page

blowthetoad: yeah, it’s blank till it’

blowthetoad: till it’s removed

blowthetoad: so.. can you remove it?

davepoobond: whatever

blowthetoad: i am overjoyed!

blowthetoad: scuse me, gotta go jerk off, bye

blowthetoad signed off at 3:44:35 PM.

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10691: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop: do u like eminem?

davepoobond: ya

Space Poop: hmmm

Space Poop: tom green?

davepoobond: yeah

Space Poop: you’re on candid camera

davepoobond: no

Space Poop: you are

davepoobond: i am

davepoobond: oh my god

Space Poop: how many gods are there

davepoobond: 15 and 1/2

Space Poop: is the half a midget?

Space Poop: urine

davepoobond: that’s not all that life is about

Space Poop: oh, and what else is there to life?

Space Poop: and why does it take you 2 IMs to get you to talk?

davepoobond: i dont know

Space Poop: put paper clips in your mouth and chew on your pinky

Space Poop: it feels cool

Space Poop: and your gums bleed

davepoobond: gums bleeding isn’t my thing

Space Poop: really? its my fetish

Space Poop: i gotta go play friends guitar

davepoobond: k

Previous message was not received by Space Poop2001 because of error: User Space Poop2001 is not available.

Space Poop: am i annoying?

davepoobond: i can name more annoying people

Space Poop: can u put me on the site?

Space Poop: or am i too ugly…

davepoobond: uhhh

Space Poop: no

davepoobond: whaddya mean put you on the site

davepoobond: mean*

Space Poop: uhh

davepoobond: you*

Space Poop: i unno

Space Poop: thinking

Space Poop: nevermind

davepoobond: l

davepoobond: k

Space Poop: ?

davepoobond: nothin

Space Poop: you know sniffing glue is bad for you, right?

davepoobond: yea

Space Poop: ok

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10690: Im FoXy 528 -> davepoobond

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Im FoXy 528: hello

davepoobond: hi

Im FoXy 528: how r u?

davepoobond: alright, you

Im FoXy 528: good

Im FoXy 528: i am babysitting

davepoobond: fun fun

Im FoXy 528: ya i guess

Im FoXy 528: what are udoing tonight?

davepoobond: nothing

Im FoXy 528: where do u live?

davepoobond: california

Im FoXy 528: really?

davepoobond: ya

Im FoXy 528: what time is it there?

davepoobond: 3:33

Im FoXy 528: am?

davepoobond: yeah..

Im FoXy 528: ic

Im FoXy 528: so it saturday morning

davepoobond: its friday night

Im FoXy 528: cool

Im FoXy 528: just get back form partying?

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: all night baby

Im FoXy 528: oh yeah

Im FoXy 528: did u get drunk

davepoobond: no

Im FoXy 528: did u get lucky?

davepoobond: yep

Im FoXy 528: really?, with who

davepoobond: some chick

Im FoXy 528: lol how old was she

davepoobond: 12

Im FoXy 528: lol

davepoobond: she made the first move

Im FoXy 528: ic, did u pound her good?

davepoobond: that’s all she wanted

Im FoXy 528: thats all i want

davepoobond: so you like it that way huh

Im FoXy 528: oh yeah

Im FoXy 528: too bad u ccant give it to me that way

davepoobond: yeah too bad

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Im FoXy 528 is probably the same person as KristenRocks528, on account of the same last 3 numbers.