Space Poop: WAZUUUUUPPPP

davepoobond: nothin

Space Poop: i have a confession

davepoobond: wut

Space Poop: i dont love you anymore

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: why is that

Space Poop: were breaking up

Space Poop: because….you did not eat the poo

Space Poop: will you eat the poo for me?

davepoobond: no

Space Poop: why not

Space Poop: is it because im black?

Space Poop signed off at 10:27:53 AM.

Space Poop was on a screen name that davepoobond doesn’t know.

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Space Poop: someone

Space Poop: old

Space Poop: is

Space Poop: dead

Space Poop: and

Space Poop: useless

davepoobond: katherine heapburn

Space Poop: sure

Space Poop: why are old people so useless?

davepoobond: cause they’re funny

Space Poop: they can be

Space Poop: if you put something in their drink

davepoobond: and they’re hard to let go

Space Poop: hard to let go?

davepoobond: because we can’t stop being persecuted and controlled by the older generations

Space Poop: so what youre saying is, eliminate anyone over 40?

davepoobond: not necessarily

Space Poop: then what

Space Poop: eliminate anyone over 50?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: simply put them out of power

Space Poop: paralyze them?

Space Poop: stun gun ’em?

Space Poop: rape them?

Space Poop: steal theyre things?

Space Poop: umm…

Space Poop: fart in their toilets

Space Poop: and not wipe

Space Poop: ?

Space Poop: no responce.

Space Poop: nice

davepoobond: poo

Space Poop: HAHAHAHAH

Space Poop: that was golden

Space Poop: oy…

Space Poop was on a screen name that davepoobond doesn’t know.

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Space Poop: i need help

davepoobond: why

Space Poop: just do

davepoobond: for…

Space Poop: bothering people

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: who?

Space Poop: whats a good way to start an IM when you try bothing someone

Space Poop: anyone

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: start out with something like “hey is this (name)”

davepoobond: or

davepoobond: something like

davepoobond: “one of your friends said you like (something stupid, and offending)”

Space Poop: wow

Space Poop: youre smart

davepoobond: i have 4 years experience

davepoobond: in bothering people

Space Poop: cool

Space Poop: do u like ICP

davepoobond: they’re funny guys

davepoobond: i dont listen to their music though

davepoobond: except the things they did to make fun of eminem

Space Poop: u like eminem?

davepoobond: YEAH

davepoobond: OF COURSE I DO

davepoobond: DOYYY

Space Poop: AMAZING

davepoobond: just like everyone else in america

Space Poop: DER

Space Poop: i wonder what he sounds like when youre eating mushroomz

davepoobond: i wouldnt know, i dont do drugs

Space Poop: sure ya do

Space Poop: holy shit

Space Poop: when was i warned?

Space Poop: DID YOU DO THIS???

davepoobond: who knows

davepoobond: no

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: my computers acting reaaaal strange

davepoobond: k

Space Poop: hey

davepoobond: hi

Space Poop: what are u doing

davepoobond: nothing

Space Poop: COOOOOOL

Space Poop: what do u do for a job

davepoobond: sit on my ass

Space Poop: wow where at

Space Poop: i do the same thing

davepoobond: i do it at home

Space Poop: me too

Space Poop: how old r u again?

davepoobond: 17

Space Poop: i get 6.50$ a week for sitting on my ass

Space Poop: no one actually pays me so i just use what i find whats under
the cusions

davepoobond: heh

Space Poop: so anyways…

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: have you ever humped the fat kid in your class?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: did you

Space Poop: i tried

Space Poop: he bit me

Space Poop: then i hit him with the news paper

Space Poop: then he pissed on my teachers desk

Space Poop: what do you do for FUN?????

Space Poop: i feel naked when i dont wear shoes

Space Poop: me go poop now