“Waves are aftershocks of the ocean’s fart”
– davepoobond
Tag Archives: davepoobond
Quote #16842
“Oceans fart and smell”
– davepoobond
Quote #16841
“Treat other people the same way they treat you”
– davepoobond
Quote #16840
“I am I”
– davepoobond
Quote #16839
“Cybering online = losing your online virginity”
– davepoobond
Quote #16838
“Mooning someone is like losing your virginity”
– davepoobond
Quote #16837
“Up your butt around the corner 3 blocks away from Fred’s Manure table!”
– davepoobond
Quote #16836
“Life is a video game. And I’m the main character, its the best 1st person game you’ll ever get”
– davepoobond
Quote #16835
“Wrestling is like soap operas, but instead of crying to solve their problems they kick each other’s asses”
– davepoobond
Quote #16834
“You touch, you die”
– davepoobond
Quote #16507
“davepoobond, be quiet or I’ll tackle you”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16475
“whoa…a bake sale that will free your mind”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16474
“the Egyptian lives next to the blue house”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16473
“the Japanese plays tennis”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16472
“the hockey player drinks orange juice”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school