elmoisfurry: who go me online
davepoobond: the hell
elmoisfurry: the hell?!
elmoisfurry: thats not even a place
elmoisfurry: whoooooooooooops
davepoobond: what the hell
elmoisfurry: i meant to spell where not who
elmoisfurry: lol
elmoisfurry: wheeeeeeeeeeee
elmoisfurry: chachachat
davepoobond: fafafart
elmoisfurry: dadadie
Note: This happened at the same time as #5909.
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davepoobond: whoop dee whoop!!!!!!!
zav: who is this
davepoobond: who is this?
davepoobond: who is THIS
zav: dont know who is this ??
davepoobond: …….who is what?
davepoobond: i’m Oprah
davepoobond: nice to meet you
davepoobond: is that what you want me to say?
davepoobond: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
zav: yeah im sure Oprah has this kind of sreen name
davepoobond: yeah, well, i cant help it, i’m a morron
davepoobond: a morron with a book club
davepoobond: so, sue me
davepoobond: seriously
davepoobond: sue me!
davepoobond: take my precious book club away!
zav: go away now bye
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: ok fine
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: hi
zav: bye
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: hi
zav: go away
zav: NOW!!!!!!!
davepoobond: pooooop
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After #5909 happened:
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davepoobond: GAAAAAAAAYyy!
zav: who the hell is this
davepoobond: its me!
davepoobond: your old pal spud
zav: me who
zav: OK
davepoobond: me who who?
zav: bye
davepoobond: who is me who who?
davepoobond: whooooooo
Note: This guy is acting (or roleplaying, as some like to call it) like he is Trunks from Dragon Ball Z, which is obviously his character that he roleplays as.
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MalibuMooN: hi
Chibi Trunks: hi
MalibuMooN: wuzz up
Chibi Trunks: not much, why?
MalibuMooN: just askin
Chibi Trunks: oh
MalibuMooN: yup
Chibi Trunks: do i know you?
MalibuMooN: nope dont think soo
Chibi Trunks: didn’t think so either, just checking
MalibuMooN: ok
MalibuMooN: u like trunks i see
MalibuMooN: i love trunks
MalibuMooN: hes sweet
Chibi Trunks: ::raises an eyebrow:: really? you do?
MalibuMooN: yup
MalibuMooN: he rules
Chibi Trunks: ::puts a hand on her shoulder:: thanks, but i already have a girlfriend
MalibuMooN: i aint askin u that
MalibuMooN: u r 8 arnt u
Chibi Trunks: yep
MalibuMooN: too old 4 u
Chibi Trunks: heh
MalibuMooN: tell me do u look like trunks
Chibi Trunks: ::sighs:: yes, i look a lot like trunks
MalibuMooN: i see
MalibuMooN: u must be hot 4 an 8 year old
Chibi Trunks: uhh, i guess
MalibuMooN: u got purple hair
MalibuMooN: i see
Chibi Trunks: yeo
Chibi Trunks: yep*
MalibuMooN: u got to be kiddin me
Chibi Trunks: nope
MalibuMooN: whatever
MalibuMooN: how tall r u
Chibi Trunks: about 4 feet
MalibuMooN: u short hun
Chibi Trunks: ::shrugs:: i’m only 8
MalibuMooN: but … ur has tall has as 1 or my frinds and hes 12
Chibi Trunks: so?
MalibuMooN: nevermind
Chibi Trunks: k
MalibuMooN: ok
MalibuMooN: u like limp bizkit
Chibi Trunks: huh? don’t buiskets get limp when they’re soggy?
MalibuMooN: lol
MalibuMooN: fred durst
MalibuMooN: rollin rollin
Chibi Trunks: oh
MalibuMooN: duh
Chibi Trunks: ((sorry to interupt, but you do realize that you’re talking to Trunks don’t you?))
MalibuMooN: yup
Chibi Trunks: ((good, in that case, i’ll leave the two of you alone))
MalibuMooN: lol
MalibuMooN: ok
MalibuMooN: sorry i g2g ill be back on in a few mins
MalibuMooN: peace out
Chibi Trunks: k
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In response to this IM, this came about.
SheMaleHo: lmao… that is queer…
davepoobond: yeah that IM is pretty stupid
davepoobond: i dont care though
davepoobond: it’ll still go up
SheMaleHo: he was role playing trunks and saying he looked like trunks?
SheMaleHo: oh wait
SheMaleHo: I get it.
SheMaleHo: what a dick.
What Para doesn’t know is that davepoobond is actually IMing her with a different screen name…teehee!
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davepoobond: hidaho
Para: ?
davepoobond: hallo
Para: You are?
davepoobond: me
Para: More specific?
davepoobond: umm
davepoobond: spe…cific?
Para: OoOoO, I have a new person to put on AOL ignore, I love that.
davepoobond: no!
davepoobond: i’ll tell you who told me your sn
Para: That is?
davepoobond: briboy
Para: I don’t know them..
davepoobond: he said you were a real BITCH
davepoobond: and you get a boner when you see a naked lizard
davepoobond: and you like conversations about cinnamon and gay sex
davepoobond: he’s not on now though
davepoobond: so, dont try to IM him
davepoobond: …hello?
Para: You need to take an anatomy lesson…
davepoobond: …i do?
davepoobond: why?
Para: Boner and being female don’t exactly go together..
davepoobond: ….so
davepoobond: i’m only saying wat he said
davepoobond: to tell you
Para: And you are talking to me, why?
davepoobond: cuz…he told me too
davepoobond: he’d give me 15 beenz if i did
Para: Did the cinnamon comment and gay sex interest you? Because I am not into that, and you are wasting your time.
davepoobond: I’M ONLY TELLING YOU WAT HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU
Para: Uh huh
I love monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought this was odd since they are normally a couple thousand apiece. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth, so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of them drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing. When I got home, I herded them into my room.
They didn’t adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it’s third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. God damn cheap monkeys. I didn’t know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn’t work.
It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys. I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is, until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn’t want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuantely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn’t go bad. I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed, and The odor wasn’t improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away, but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn’t take it either. I didn’t bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution: I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn’t quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. God, I love monkeys.
davepoobond: HI EVERYBODY! Â I’ve been hard at work on the new interpretation of Squackle that will hopefully make the experience a lot better to wade through the massive amount of content I’ve got on this site. Â You can see my progress at https://squackle.com/ . Â The new blog-style format will be a lot easier for me to manage, which means more content will be posted — maybe even on a daily basis! Â I’ve already added all the dictionary words I intend to add from the existing dictionary. Â The blog site will eventually become the main Squackle.com, but fear not, the original site will be kept up for all eternity. Â So if you like the current format, it’ll stay like this forever, just not updated anymore.
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davepoobond: I’ve been through a lot of shit, trying to figure out what I am supposed to do to make a DVD and how I can make a DVD full of movies that me and my friends have made. This is what I have to tell you through my experience
1. To have interactive menus, you should have a DVD authoring program, such as Sonic MyDVD, or Ulead MovieFactory. They convert your files into MPEG 2 for you, which is the format you must convert your movie files into, so you can burn it onto DVDs, so they play in most DVD players. Anyway, don’t encode your movies into mpeg 2 using those programs, because you’ll only be able to fit maybe 2 hours or less of footage on there (you won’t be able to change the quality of the video either). If you want 3 or more, then you should get a separate program that converts avi files to MPEG 2. I suggest that you get TMPGEnc Plus (for the encoding), which is a great program. I’ve
downloaded several others, and this is the only one that is free (for 30 days at least), works fast, and best of all has no watermark. You can get it at
2. Once you get all your files into avi format, put them through TMPGenc, as according to this guide on www.dvdrhelp.com (which is an absolutely faaaaabulous website for anything DVD, VCD, or SVCD related. Its got an enormous amount of information for this kind of stuff)
http://www.dvdrhelp.com/tmpgencdvd.htm
but instead of having 1:1 VGA, I put 4:3 display. I don’t know if it makes a difference on the TV, but the 4:3 display makes the black bars smaller (as opposed to the 1:1 VGA). The only thing that it affects is when you view the mpeg 2 files themselves (not from the DVD), on the computer. If you’re
going to want to see your movies on your computer at all, you should make it 1:1 VGA then.
3. Once you get it all into MPEG 2, put it into your DVD authoring program, you’ll be able to pack a lot more movie time into it, as opposed to if you did it with just the DVD authoring program. I used the TMPGEnc DVD Author program (at the same link above). Also, all this information took me 2 months
to gather, because its hell trying to find a free AVI to MPG2 program without a watermark that you can use for an unlimited amount of video time. Most have a watermark or have it only for 1 minute or 5 minutes or something for maximum conversion time. It’s the goy.
1. Read the chapter title. The title provides the overall topic of the chapter.
2. Read the chapter subtitle (if included). The subtitle suggests the specific focus or approach to the topic of the chapter.
3. Read any focus questions at the beginning of the chapter. These questions indicate what is very important in the chapter. They are meant to guide your reading and help you be on the lookout for their answers.
4. Read the chapter introduction or first paragraph. The introduction, or first paragraph if there is no introduction, serves as a lead-in to the chapter. It gives you an idea of where the material is starting and where it is heading.
5. Read each boldface subheading. The boldface subheading will give you an idea of the major topic of the following chapter sections.
6. Read the first (topic) sentence of each paragraph. The first sentence often tells you what the paragraph is about or states the central thought. However, be aware that in some material the first sentence may instead function as an attention getter or transition statement. In this case, go on to the second sentence to try to determine the main idea of the paragraph.
7. Look over any typographical aids. Notice important chapter terms that are emphasized by being written in slanted italic type or in dark boldface type; often a definition or an example of a new key term follows.
8. Look over any other visual aids. Notice any material that is numbered 1, 2, 3, lettered a, b, c, or presented in list form. Graphs, charts, pictures, diagrams, and maps are other means of emphasis and are usually included to point out what is important in the chapter.
9. Read the last paragraph or summary. The last paragraph or summary gives a considered view of the chapter and helps you identify important ideas. Often the summary outlines the chapter’s main points.
10. Read quickly any end-of-chapter material. If there are study questions, read through them quickly since they will indicate what is important in the chapter. If a vocabulary list is included, skim through the list rapidly to identify terms you will need to learn as you read.
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davepoobond: in conclusion, this takes longer than reading the whole chapter anyway, so just read the chapter and forget about prereading…
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this was made by davepoobond, with his own handwriting, so now you can type in your idol's handwriting.
squlipish – n. a person who performs a duty in a badly needed way.
Ex. I squlipishly fucked davepoobond up the ass.
queer – n. a person who posts gay things like this on the web, and obviously dont have much of a life! So look up life n get one!
Ex. you, sitting there, reading this… yea.. somethings wrong!
davepoobond: this is obviously some guys retarded jab at me and the web site, so whoever you are, fuck off
no school lazy break – n. davepoobond’s mom’s term for Winter Break
davesanassandlikesmenalot – Ebonics. Well, you see, dave likes men…a lot…he likes them so much that they made a word for it, cause hes always havin sex with them. You’d notice a man that had sex with dave cause they’d be dead with no eyes and lots of dave hair all over them.
Ex. wow, davesanassandlikesmenalot!!!!
Online Host: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RhydinCheapNSave”. ***
Jez M: ::walks in bored, had no other place to go::
Jez M: Hiya
Holmes: ::looks at jez:: WELCOME ::tosses him a store listing::
Jez M: *her
Holmes: ((sorry))
KaIika: ::sliiiiiiides in with a raised brow::
Holmes: ::tosses kalika a listing::
Jez M: ::looks over the list laughing::
Jez M: ::looks up:: hey Kali
KaIika: ::raises a brow getting tossed a listing::
KaIika: Hey
KaIika: ……..Jez?
KaIika: You need money hon?
Jez M: no I just came in here cuz I was bored
Jez M: If I needed money I would ask you for it
Holmes: ::mutters:: i need money…
KaIika: All right..
Jez M: ::crumples up a twenty dollar bill::
KaIika: ::she looks over the list::
Jez M: ::throws it at Holmes::
Jez M: now ya got money
Holmes: ::scrambles and grabs it quickly::
KaIika: O.o
KaIika: ::she looks to Jez::
Jez M: ::shrugs::
Jez M: what
KaIika: [I was talking to Jez’s mun on the phone a sec ago]
KaIika: [errr the old one]
Jez M: ((yeah and?))
Holmes: ::walks to the register and presses the buttom: nothing happens::
KaIika: [yep..she says you can have Jez totally she doesn’t care she made up a new charrie]
Jez M: ((cool))
Holmes: ::hits the register, nothing still happens:: damn thing hasn’t been used in so long it
Holmes: rusted up
KaIika: ::she pulls out a fifty wondering if she could buy the whole flippin store::
Jez M: ((guess who came back… never mind you dont know him))
Holmes: ::looks at the fifty:: OMG i haven’t seen one of those in YEARS
Jez M: ::blink blink::
Holmes: they still EXIST?
Jez M: yeah
KaIika: ::raises a brow::
KaIika: [who?]
Jez M: uh…. just how long have you been in this store?
Holmes: anyone want to see my house ::points to the cardboard box in the corner:: I’m getting a rat
Holmes: as a pet next month ::smiles proudly::
KaIika: ::blink blink::
Jez M: ::stares blankly::
KaIika: ummm
KaIika: ::looks to Jez::
Holmes: ever since i ran away from the mental institution i had to make a life, ya know
Jez M: uh… yeah
KaIika: ::looks to Holmes backing towards the door, she looks to Jez::
Jez M: I think we will be leavin now, well good luck with your rat
Holmes: Hey hey don’t leave buy something first
KaIika: ::she looks to Jez::
Jez M: I gave you twenty bucks… I dont want anything ::backing towards door::
Holmes: don’t you want your door prize? Used pissed in and crapped in underwear?
Jez M: uh no thanks
Holmes: aww…
Jez M: maybe you should just throw the door prize away
KaIika: ::scrunches her nose::
Jez M: ::hand on door::
KaIika: ::she looks to the man::
Holmes: what? and leave customers unhappy? no way ::shakes head::
Jez M: ok
KaIika: umm
KaIika: how about…
KaIika: ::walks to some old shoes, she smells them::
KaIika: these?
Jez M: ::opens door::
KaIika: ::makes a sick face to jez but brightens::
KaIika: A handsome pair of shoes
KaIika: how much?
Holmes: umm those are 99 cents…
KaIika: ::she walks to him handing him the fifty::
KaIika: keep the change
KaIika: ::she sliiides to the door::
KaIika: ::turns and looks over her shoulder throwing a wink at him:
Holmes: ::takes the fifty: and falls to the ground, from such excitement::
KaIika: Good luck
Jez M: ::steps out::
Holmes: ::almost has a heart attack::
KaIika: ::pushes Jez out the damned door::
KaIika: Go
KaIika: ::quickly follows her::
Holmes: Hey remeber to advertise my store!
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another RhyDin CheapNSave log:
Lillixgirl: ::looks at him oddly::
davepoobond: ::rings the cash register again::
davepoobond: ahahahahahahahahahahaahah
davepoobond: welcome to Rhydin Cheap N Save!
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
Lillixgirl: thanks!
Holmes: ::runs back in::
davepoobond: boy howdy
davepoobond: haha heehaw
Holmes: ::throws her a store listing::
Lillixgirl: ::catches it::
Holmes: ::stands behind the counter::
davepoobond: ::sets up all the stuff::
davepoobond: hey! i got a good idea! old tapes no one use!
davepoobond: by bands no one has EVER heard of
Lillixgirl: ::reads over it::
Holmes: ::points a finger at him:: your a great thinker
davepoobond: thanks!
davepoobond: we also need a clown suit called “Dump the Clown Suit”
Holmes: ::pulls one out from behind him and looks at it:: we had a lot of
great dumps together…but
Holmes: it’s time to move on ::sniff sniff:: good bye good friend ::hands
it to dave::
davepoobond: ::takes it and tacks it on a wall near the door::
davepoobond: ::he steps back, admiring it:: good!
Lillixgirl: ::tries to keep from laughing::
Holmes: ::hits a button and the register falls apart:: damnit…
davepoobond: got anything else we can put up?
Holmes: oh how about some crumpled up paper!
davepoobond: ok, got a basket of it?
Holmes: ::pulls one out from behind him:: here ya go
Lillixgirl: u need duct tape
Holmes: Oh i found a calender! but it’s for 1901…oh well still useful ::tosses it to him::
Lillixgirl: duct tape. trust me on that one
Holmes: duct tape ::rolls eyes:: like THAT has any use for anything…
Lillixgirl: only anything!
davepoobond: ::grabs the basket and places it on a table and tosses the calender on it too::
Lillixgirl: theres nothing duct tape cant do!
Holmes: can it tape a ducks mouth shut?
Holmes: i didn’t THINK so…
Lillixgirl: im sure it could
Holmes: a duck doesn’t HAVE a mouth HAHAHAHAHAHA
davepoobond: can it pick the lint off my boot?
Lillixgirl: ::nods::
davepoobond: lies! all lies!
davepoobond: i dont even HAVE a boot!
Lillixgirl: then get those too
Holmes: hey i found some boots ::pulls out a brand named Tumberland::
davepoobond: do you have toy cars made in mexico by any chance?
Holmes: ::pulls out a gold ring:: this will never sell…::throws it in a corner::
Holmes: ah hah, I found mexican toy cars…there called Hoto Wheelios…
davepoobond: yeah, who needs that piece of junk
davepoobond: hoto wheelios!? you serious?! those are…collector items almost!
Holmes: ::throws the cars at him::
Holmes: think fast! ::throws one:: think fast! ::throws another one::
Holmes: think slow this time ::throws one in slow motion::
davepoobond: ::the cars hit my eyes::
davepoobond: owww
Holmes: ::looks at his eyes:: are those broken? If they are we can SELL it!
davepoobond: no, just slightly poked
davepoobond: ::takes the cars and tosses it on a table::
Holmes: darn there goes $.99 off our buisness
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: but, we can use these instead!
davepoobond: ::takes out a googly eye glasses thingy::
Holmes: AHHH THOSE ARE SCARY ::jumps into his cardboard box home::
Holmes: is the monster gone ::pops his head out::
OnlineHost: Lillixgirl has left the room.
OnlineHost: BIack Halo has entered the room.
davepoobond: yeah….now it is
davepoobond: but, theres a new one!
Holmes: ::runs behind the counter::
davepoobond: ::stares over at black halo::
Holmes: ((he didn’t walk in yet))
OnlineHost: BIack Halo has left the room.
Holmes: damnit
davepoobond: ((gggrrrr))
Holmes: ugh i’ll go back to advertising
davepoobond: ((i’m gonna invite some guys))
davepoobond: ((wait!))
Holmes: ((alright))
Holmes: ((lol i just herd on the news there was a plan to kill N Sync in a teens room))
davepoobond: ((yeah, i knew about that yesterday))
Holmes: ((thats how stupid N Sync is…))
davepoobond: ((his motive was “because they got all the good girls”))
Holmes: ((hahaha))
Holmes: ((where are the guys you invited))
davepoobond: ((THEY ALL LEFT!))
davepoobond: ((go ahead and advertise…))
Holmes: ((…))
Holmes: ((alright))
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
Holmes: no customers?
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
davepoobond: no
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
davepoobond: ….
Holmes: ugh STILL no customers?
davepoobond: what are you doing to advertise?
Holmes: ::walks in:: hey you want cheap stuff? Go to RhydinCheapNSave ::walks out::
davepoobond: uhh, put a link
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
OnlineHost: Celtic Frost has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Celtic Frost has left the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
Holmes: …
davepoobond: someone came but left
Holmes: dang
davepoobond: must’ve been the calendar ::shrugs::
Holmes: ::points to the calender:: it’s all your fault!
Holmes: ::crumples it up and adds it to the crumpled paper basket::
OnlineHost: Necrochild has entered the room.
Holmes: ugh we need customers
Necrochild: But its not a slimy lick
Necrochild: Mrr?
davepoobond: ::rings the cash register::
OnlineHost: Necrochild has left the room.
davepoobond: what an idiot
davepoobond: that stupid calendar AGAIN
Holmes: ::looks at the crumpled calender:: your going to get it BIG time
Holmes: ::plays paper basketball with it with a hoop on the door::
davepoobond: ::Defends the calendar::
davepoobond: no! dont touch!
Holmes: ::grumbles::
Holmes: ::looks at the calender;: he may protect you now but when he lets his guard down, your gonna
Holmes: GET IT
Holmes: ::pounds his fist against his hand and makes a really angry face::
davepoobond: ……..just go advertise, it’ll blow off some steam
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
Holmes: RhydinCheapNSave (Keyword to: aol://2719:62-2-RhydinCheapNSave)
Holmes: wait this is rhydin cheap n save
Holmes: whoops hehehehe
OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.
OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.
Holmes: now lets just wait….
Holmes: ::hums the jepordy theme song::
OnlineHost: Raze has entered the room.
Holmes: good three people, now we should get a bigger crowd
davepoobond: ::waves at FireRaze:: hi-o!
FireRaze: ::hops on in,dooing cartweels::
FireRaze: Heeeeeyyyyy!!!!
Holmes: ::gives each a recruiting store listing::
Holmes: add as much stuff as you like…
davepoobond: i need to go….
Holmes: …so…
davepoobond: bye
Holmes: doh bye
davepoobond: i’ll probably be back..
Holmes: alright….
davepoobond: in 2 minutes
Holmes: don’t let the door bonk your butt on the way out
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This is the Store listing for Rhydin CheapNSave:
Used Socks: $.99
Used Underwear: $.99
Used Underwear that has been pissed in and crapped in: Free, I don’t want this shit!
Used Soap on a rope: $.99
Brand New Spam: $.99
Year old Cheese: $.99
Magic Wand: $.99
A Two Dollar Prostitute: $.99
Used Cocaine: $.99
Anti Super Strong New and Improved Nose Hair Remover: $.99
Joke A Cola: $.99
Jomama: $.99
Taking over my buisness: $.10, PLEASE TAKE IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Tights: $.99
Watching peoples disgusted face when they walk into my store: Priceless
Spoom: $.99
Potty Training Lessons: $.99
Russian Express Credit Card: (it might not be American Express, but it’s just as good!) $.99
String Cheese: $.99
Dike Shirts(Nike is way overated, now it’s time for DIKE! Just BUY it!): $.99
Tommy Pullmyfinger Jeans: $.99
Abibas Shoes: $.99
Kalvin Clein sweatshirts: $.99
M&W’s candy (Melts in your hand, not in your mouth!): $.99