davepoobond: are you potty trained?
SexyMe2C: WELL SORRY TO HAVE T SAY THIS BUT…
SexyMe2C: I’M GONNA HAVE TO BLOCK YOU NOW!
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: dont
davepoobond: dontblockme
davepoobond: hello?
Tag Archives: davepoobond
#6102: davepoobond -> JstnLova
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
JstnLova: lol yes u?
davepoobond: yessum
JstnLova: good job
JstnLova: a/s/l
davepoobond: how do you know?
JstnLova: how do i know what
davepoobond: how do you know what that thing that i asked you about and you said yes how about u
JstnLova: whoa whoa *confused*
davepoobond: do you eat boogers?
JstnLova: no
davepoobond: :-X
davepoobond: thats bad
JstnLova: lol why is that bad?
davepoobond: :-\
davepoobond: why do you think?
davepoobond: you dont get nutrients that you need so badly
JstnLova: lol um ook
davepoobond: like the occasion shot of alka seltzter
JstnLova: ew that stuff is gross
davepoobond: tastes like club soda
davepoobond: i am space ghost
JstnLova: kewl
#6101: davepoobond -> RawPrincess
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
RawPrincess: YAH
davepoobond: how come
RawPrincess: I LEARNED
davepoobond: ::fart:: how
RawPrincess: I DUNNO
davepoobond: how do you not know how you learned something?
#6100: davepoobond -> x erik o
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
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#6099: davepoobond -> nizi
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
nizi: nope
davepoobond: why not
nizi: because i havent so shutup
davepoobond: because why?
#6098: davepoobond -> Syfir
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
Syfir: no..I am not
davepoobond: why not
Syfir: haha
Syfir: I already saw the picture
davepoobond: what picture?
davepoobond: picture of what?
Syfir: i already saw it
davepoobond: saw what
Syfir: let me guess….
Syfir: what would i do if i have a presention and i shit in my pants…right?
davepoobond: eh? how’d you know i was gonna ask that question?
Syfir: haha
Syfir: I am smarter then you think I am
davepoobond: ok, then, what am i gonna say now?
Syfir: haha
Syfir: you are just gonna chnage it
davepoobond: seriously, what am i gonna say?
Syfir: oh
Syfir: you are gonna tell me to wear diapers
davepoobond: well, i wasnt gonna say that…
davepoobond: i was gonna say “do you wear diapers”
Syfir: sure you are not
Syfir: yea
Syfir: same different
davepoobond: not to tell you to
Syfir: i don’t like that stuff on me
davepoobond: do u sit in slices of bologna?
Syfir: go mes with competition
davepoobond: syfir……..does that mean seifer?
Syfir: nope
Syfir: Syfir as in my call name
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: whatever
davepoobond: i’m gonna mess with competition then
davepoobond: but, how did you know i was gonna say the first thing?
Syfir: I told you
Syfir: I am smart
davepoobond: riiight
davepoobond: i bet you just asked paun or something
Syfir: paun?
Syfir: is he even there?
davepoobond: he was when i asked you
Syfir: oh
Syfir: dunno
davepoobond: i cant IM competition
davepoobond: you’re stuck with me!
davepoobond: mwah!
Syfir: hahaha
Syfir: IM dizeka
Syfir: then
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: she left
Syfir: he*
Syfir: IM…..
Syfir: um
Syfir: nizi
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davepoobond: well, he isnt talking anymore
Syfir: haha
Syfir: x erik o
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davepoobond: nyargh! he warned me!
Syfir: hah
davepoobond: well, now what?
Syfir: dunno
davepoobond: =(
#6097: davepoobond -> paun
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
paun: nope
davepoobond: why not
paun: because
paun: its too much a hassle
davepoobond: why do u think so
paun: because
paun: I don’t want to walk to the bathroom
paun: I’d rather just go
davepoobond: when you’re giving a presentation to the class in school, and you have to poo, do you just crap in your pants?
paun: yes
davepoobond: when do you clean your pants out?
paun: never
paun: it fertilizes my pants
davepoobond: so, you must have brown pants then?
davepoobond: and whenever your pants are overloaded, do they just slide down your leg slowly, leaving a trail and while you walk they just drop out of the bottom?
paun: no
paun: I wear diapers
davepoobond: diapers are overated
davepoobond: what you need,
davepoobond: is a super soaker bottle
paun: no
davepoobond: just jam it in, anyway you want, and go in it
#6096: lamho47 -> davepoobond
lamho47: Hi davepoobond…Click Here
davepoobond: GOOOOOOOOOOOO AWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAYyyyyyyy
davepoobond: lamb ho!
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: i’m bored as hell
davepoobond: wanna chat?
davepoobond: i’m sure you’re probably bored too
davepoobond: since you’re going around and giving out links to people that dont even click on the links for 10 hours a day
davepoobond: hi
#6095: lamho53 -> davepoobond
lamho53: hey sexy, are you sexually addicted? if so, Click Here
davepoobond: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
davepoobond: GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY
davepoobond: MRAAAAAAAAAAAPH
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#6093: Tips Of Deepness -> davepoobond
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davepoobond: WHAT THE HELL
davepoobond: TIPS OF DEEPNESS?
davepoobond: GAY NAME!
davepoobond: GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
davepoobond: WHO THE HELL MADE THAT SCREEN NAME?
davepoobond: YOU’RE GAY! YOU SUCK
davepoobond: YOU HAVE AIDS
davepoobond: YOU HERPES DEALER
#6092: davepoobond -> kittycat
davepoobond: HI
kittycat: hi
kittycat: who is this
davepoobond: THIS IS PA RAPPA THE RAPPER
kittycat: right
davepoobond: YEP, I AM RIGHT
kittycat: yea..i know you
davepoobond: YEP, I HAVE MY OWN VIDEO GAME
kittycat: wow….really?
kittycat: do i really fuckin care
davepoobond: UH
davepoobond: YEAH
kittycat: no
davepoobond: …………………………………….YEAH?
kittycat: hahaha…..NO!!!
kittycat: and what the hell is wrong with your sn
davepoobond: ………………………………….YES
davepoobond: PLOP GOES THE POOP?
kittycat: yea?
kittycat: how old r u
davepoobond: ……
kittycat: thats like an sn a 2nd grader would have
davepoobond: YOU’RE ASKING ME TO COUNT
kittycat: your an idiot
davepoobond: NO
kittycat: no u are such a fucking idiot
davepoobond: JUST YOUR EVERYDAY LOCAL MORONIC PERSON THAT DOESNT HAVE ANY PANTS ON ACROSS THE STREET
davepoobond: WUTTTZ YOUR NAME
kittycat: a/s/l
kittycat: what is yours
davepoobond: TOLD YOU
kittycat: no
davepoobond: YES
davepoobond: MY NAME IS BOND
davepoobond: JAMES BOND
davepoobond: HAPPY
davepoobond: TELL ME YOURS
kittycat: how old r u
davepoobond: 15
kittycat: do u go to lchs
davepoobond: POSSIBLY
kittycat: yea or no
davepoobond: OR
kittycat: yea or no
davepoobond: POO
kittycat: shit
kittycat: stop bringin that up
davepoobond: ouch…
davepoobond: you hurt my feelings
kittycat: your a fucking idiot
davepoobond: so
kittycat: oh u know it
kittycat: well that makes u a step smarter
kittycat: but not really
kittycat: do u have ne idea who i am
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: yeah
kittycat: or r u just iming me to piss me off
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: who are you anyway
kittycat: y did u im me if u dint know who i was
davepoobond: cuz your sn was in LARGEgerbil’s info
kittycat: thats carls sn
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: so
davepoobond: its in his info
davepoobond: if you click the big i when you talk to him
kittycat: who r u and i’ll tell u who i am
kittycat: i know
davepoobond: branden
davepoobond: whats yours
kittycat: nu uh!!
davepoobond: yuh uh!
kittycat: no way!
davepoobond: you told me to tell you my name
davepoobond: i told you my name
davepoobond: and your saying its NOT
davepoobond: what am i supposed to do?
kittycat: your name is dave
davepoobond: tell you a FAKE name?
davepoobond: dave?
davepoobond: what the?
kittycat: no shit buddy
kittycat: thats what i said dint i?
davepoobond: what are you smokin
kittycat: what do u think
davepoobond: ………..if you think i’m someone named “dave” you’re crazy
kittycat: yea cause everyone named dave is an idiot right?
davepoobond: no
kittycat: name some smart daves that go to lchs
davepoobond: …..david copperfield?
kittycat: oooohh…smart
kittycat: NO!!!
davepoobond: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
davepoobond: I DONT PAY ATTENTION
davepoobond: i’m just a lowly man named Branden
kittycat: neither do i
kittycat: right
davepoobond: whats your name
kittycat: no your name is dave
davepoobond: ::chokes carl::
davepoobond: whats your name!?
davepoobond: no my name isnt dave
kittycat: its not branden
davepoobond: its not katie either
kittycat: and i know its dave
davepoobond: and i know its not
kittycat: do u go to lchs
davepoobond: whats my last name if you think you’re so smart?
kittycat: i might know u
kittycat: (*censored*)
davepoobond: …..
davepoobond: the fuck
davepoobond: he’s a fuckin shit head
davepoobond: i’m not him
kittycat: dammit u r stupid
davepoobond: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
davepoobond: nooooooo
davepoobond: i got into…………..12th grade diddddddddnt i
kittycat: u dont get it i know who u r
davepoobond: i know who you are TOO
kittycat: who am i?
davepoobond: like you, i have my own resources too
kittycat: k
davepoobond: (*censored*)
kittycat: and who told u that
davepoobond: a little leprechaun
davepoobond: he knows wonders of things
davepoobond: u should hear his speech about LARGEgerbil Poo
kittycat: and what is this little leprechauns name?
davepoobond: Roy
davepoobond: he has a Rolls Royce
davepoobond: it can fly
kittycat: well now that i know who u r i dont really wanna talk to you
kittycat: bye
kittycat signed off at 10:48:39 PM.
#6091: davepoobond -> Stussy4220
davepoobond: moooooooooooooooooooooo
Stussy4220: ruff
davepoobond: hark! you’re alive
Stussy4220: slightly
davepoobond: wuz da matta, did you run out of breadsticks and caprisuns?
Stussy4220: what the hell is wrong with you?
Stussy4220: dont you know i’m a vegitarian and cant eat breadsticks!?!
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: you’re a vegetarian…and cant eat breadsticks
davepoobond: WHY NOT
Stussy4220: they’re made out of dead plants
davepoobond: so are carrots
Stussy4220: yea, but those are orange, so i can eat them
davepoobond: celery!
davepoobond: brocolli!
Stussy4220: no, no
Stussy4220: they arent orange
davepoobond: what CAN you eat?
Stussy4220: carrots
davepoobond: thats all?
davepoobond: just carrots?
Stussy4220: yes
Stussy4220: and crakas
davepoobond: crackas?
Stussy4220: no, not crackas, crakas
davepoobond: crakas?
davepoobond: wtf is that?
davepoobond: brb
davepoobond: bak
Stussy4220: ok
davepoobond: whats a craka?
Stussy4220: a white hoodlum
davepoobond: you eat crakas?
Stussy4220: no, i said i CAN, but i choose just to stick with my carrots
davepoobond: oh
Stussy4220: but i’m all out of carrots right now, so i’m forced to fast
#6090: Holmes -> davepoobond
Holmes: <—bored
davepoobond: hum hum dee doh
Holmes: doh hum dee doh doh hum
davepoobond: dum doh doh dee doo dah
Holmes: do be do be dum
Holmes: doh dum dum de do dah gotta go doh de dum
davepoobond: dum dee doh doh, bye bye doh doh doh
Holmes: dum dum dum ur dum ::hits head:: DOH DOH DOH bye dum de do de do da day
#6089: davepoobond -> Holmes
davepoobond: i’m chewing on a garlic bread stick
davepoobond: pr?
Holmes: hand me some of that garlic bread
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: ::sticks two up your nose::
davepoobond: you can inhale it if you want
Holmes: ::in a nerdy voice:: is it me or did i fart and make it smell like garlic?
davepoobond: umm
davepoobond: sure
Holmes: i don’t swim in your toilet so don’t piss in my pool…
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: theres nothing left in my right brain and theres nothing right in my left brain…
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: i’m zzzzzzzzzzzz
davepoobond: i’m watching silverhawks
davepoobond: help me
Holmes: fine how shall i be of service
davepoobond: they shoot lasers out of their shoulders
Holmes: OMG
davepoobond: i ate like 30 bread sticks
Holmes: dave bond i think it’s time to admit you addicted to bread sticks…
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i barely have bread sticks
Holmes: first step is admitting you have a problem…
davepoobond: brb, gotta go get the sesame seed bread sticks
davepoobond: bak
Holmes: dave, drop the bread sticks and slowly step away…
davepoobond: but but but
davepoobond: they have sesame seeds
Holmes: drop em NOW
davepoobond: no! mine!
Holmes: lsietn tim, i’ll take those bread sticks the hard way…
Holmes: wait sorry your name is dave
davepoobond: how? :::jams the rest of the sticks in my mouth and chews them::
Holmes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::has like a zillion bread stick wrappers behind him::
Holmes: i wanted them ::pouts::
davepoobond: ha! no! mine!
Holmes: you stupid breadaholics…