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Screwed Up Chronicles, Dave's Kingdom

Stuff At the Zoo I Was Scared Of

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I was scared of swans, flamingos, and monkeys when i was 5 or 6 years old. Swans scared me because they looked like they would eat me. Flamingos scared me, because there were so many of them and I felt they would fly up and eat me. Monkeys scared me because I thought they would jump at me and bite me, then I’d die.

Now, swans, flamingos, and monekys aren’t scary anymore to me, because of things I learned about them.

Another thing I was scared of was this thing that is in the zoo and you push a button and it lets you smell an animal. It scared me because I smelled a bear, a skunk, and a gorilla, and I stayed away from it.

Now, they took that thing away, so I’m not scared of it anymore.

Lame Chat Rooms, Chat Logs

Bklynzballer97

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This entry is part 26 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Bklynzballer97”. ***

HaVoKMaNiaC: yeh i was

HaVoKMaNiaC: i was the chinese kid dat was wondering around

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE: lol

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: whos davepoobond?

Bklynzballer: er…

Bklynzballer: i dunno

Bklynzballer: i juzt invited people her

Bklynzballer: e

HaVoKMaNiaC: hi dabond

HaVoKMaNiaC: who are u?

davepoobond: hi

HaVoKMaNiaC: wats ur name?

davepoobond: jus call me dabond

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: not tag name

Bklynzballer: hes jason

Bklynzballer: my tag is….”CRUDE”

HaVoKMaNiaC: delacruz?

Bklynzballer: no

HaVoKMaNiaC: o i dont know then

Bklynzballer: wen i become a x-er…i will be….”CRUDEX”

davepoobond: the hell is an x-er?

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: do i know u jason?

davepoobond: hell if i know. i dont even know who you are

HaVoKMaNiaC: k da bond

Bklynzballer: da bond is gay

davepoobond: wuz your name

davepoobond: why am i gay?

Bklynzballer: just get out

HaVoKMaNiaC: im HaVoK

davepoobond: u invited me

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

Bklynzballer: im….crudex

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

davepoobond: idontgiveacrap

davepoobond: stupid crack head

Bklynzballer: and soon to be……blaze

davepoobond: wheeeeee

Bklynzballer: IM GOING TO IGNORE “DAVEPOOBOND”

davepoobond: k

OnlineHost: Bklynzballer has left the room.

davepoobond: what a loser

davepoobond: stupid crack head

ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE: llalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalla

davepoobond: ok

OnlineHost: HaVoKMaNiaC has left the room.

OnlineHost: ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE has left the room.

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Eventually, he ignored everyone and we haven’t talked to him since

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#7648: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 20 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 12, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: hey jason its tracy im at mikes house

davepoobond: oh. hi

davepoobond: how’s it goin?

Bklynzballer: good you?

davepoobond: all right.

Bklynzballer: mike is at the the bathroom

Bklynzballer: dont tell him but he has a small dick

davepoobond: oh. whats he doing

Bklynzballer: jerking

davepoobond: ha

Bklynzballer: lol..

Bklynzballer: but i gave him good sex

davepoobond: thats nice

davepoobond: dont you have your own sn that you go on?

Bklynzballer: yea but i wanted to talk mikes peepz

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: he still in the bathroom?

Bklynzballer: yup…

Bklynzballer: now i smell crap

davepoobond: dumps dont take that long, unless you havent taken one for 3 months

Bklynzballer: oo

Bklynzballer: i think thats wut happened

davepoobond: impossible

davepoobond: he would have exploded by the time he got to the bathroom today

Bklynzballer: ok hes out

davepoobond: ok

Lame Chat Rooms, Chat Logs

BKLYNS HOMIE8

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This entry is part 17 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 10, 2001.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “BKLYNS HOMIE8”. ***

Bklynzballer: that was streching her legs

BKLYNS HOMIE: Felix told me

Bklynzballer: yo jason

BKLYNS HOMIE: Jason

BKLYNS HOMIE: hi

BKLYNS HOMIE: ??

davepoobond: hi

Bklynzballer: wutup?

HeLLrAzOr: hey

Bklynzballer: u see holmes?

davepoobond: nothing

davepoobond: no

Bklynzballer: dang…he owes me my magazines..

BKLYNS HOMIE: Felix goe’s to St.Finbar

BKLYNS HOMIE: Baller

BKLYNS HOMIE: lol

Bklynzballer: we gunna jump ben?

Bklynzballer: o..did u get bongs?

davepoobond: he’s not a trampeline, we cant just go and bounce on people

BKLYNS HOMIE: ok

BKLYNS HOMIE: Michael

BKLYNS HOMIE: sucks

Bklynzballer: u going to ucon?

Bklynzballer: uconn?

BKLYNS HOMIE: jerk off

davepoobond: i’m going to UC

BKLYNS HOMIE: michael a.

Bklynzballer: oo

Bklynzballer: ashley has pimples like a dog

BKLYNS HOMIE: “Girls gone Wild”

Bklynzballer: yea…i wanna see that

Bklynzballer: aron arent u in that?

davepoobond: you should see the “Bare Wence Project”

davepoobond: its a stupid porno film

Bklynzballer: jay u got the bongs?

MDragon: yeah it sucks

BkLyNz LoCa: is this my sign to leave the chat?

Bklynzballer: anyways..

Bklynzballer: ::hands everyone a puerican flag::

XoBaByLoVeoX: wat sucks?

Bklynzballer: bare wence project

XoBaByLoVeoX: wat sucks?

BKLYNS HOMIE: I LIKE THE “BARE WENCH PROJECT”

BKLYNS HOMIE: tina and alma stay

MDragon: its so dumb..i saw it last night

MDragon: it sucks

BKLYNS HOMIE: “Ok,I told you the story,now she has to take off her top”

davepoobond: LOL

BKLYNS HOMIE: “You heard the guy show him your breast”

davepoobond: i gotta go bye

BKLYNS HOMIE: ::picks up top:

Bklynzballer: l8er jay

BKLYNS HOMIE: guy loser

OnlineHost: XoBaByLoVeoX has left the room.

BkLyNz LoCa: okay lets chaneg the sunject

BKLYNS HOMIE: bye*

Bklynzballer: k

Bklynzballer: school sucks

BKLYNS HOMIE: j/k