Jack and Jill
went up the hill
To fetch a pail
of water.
Jack fell down
and broke his crown,
And sued the farmer
and his daughter.
Tag Archives: daughter
Joke #12039
A daughter told her mother, “Jimmy, who lives down the block, went to school with his dog day after day until the day when they parted.”
The mother gasped and said, “You mean the dog died?”
Her daughter smiled and replied, “Oh, no! The dog graduated.”
Joke #12035
My teen-aged daughter wears really skimpy swimsuits. Yesterday she had her string bikini drying out on the line, and a robin swiped it to build a nest.
Joke #12027
When my little girl got married, I didn’t lose a daughter, I gained a son. He moved in with us.
Joke #10861
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.
Joke #5368
GOOD: Your wife bought a porn video.
BAD: Your daughter’s the star.
Joke #5360
GOOD: You go to see a strip show.
BAD: Your daughter’s the headliner.
Joke #5343
BAD: You can’t find your vibrator.
WORSE: Your daughter “borrowed” it.