“I have the confidence of the hot tall blonde with DDs even tho I’m a petite 5’2” brunette (but always wearing heels) and love my small boobies.”
– a girl’s dating profile
“I have the confidence of the hot tall blonde with DDs even tho I’m a petite 5’2” brunette (but always wearing heels) and love my small boobies.”
– a girl’s dating profile
What is confidence, you want to know? Well…confidence is:
– Going to the race track for the first time in your life and betting every penny you have on a 50 to 1 shot.
– Walking through Central Park at night and carrying your life savings in your wallet.
– Spending all your savings on a huge luxury car because you’re the gas shortage won’t last.
– Telling a mugger armed with a gun that you won’t give him your money and he can’t make you.
– Mailing the only copy of a book it took you five years to write to a publisher without putting a return address on the envelope.
– Having an argument with the Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the World and daring him to lay a hand on you.