safecrack – v. to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.
Ex. Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.
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furgler
furgler – v. to drop everything and anything for one single girl.
Ex. Chris McPeters is a furgler for sure.
duelpis
duelpis – n. two males of any species sword fighting with streams of urine at the same urinal/commode/tree/bush/prairie/firehydrant/or on Alison.
Ex. 1: Ryan defeated Chris while duelpissing.
2: Brian Holmes the Antelope and Chris McPeters the skunk duelpised on Alison’s funt. <see funt>