funt – n. a funky cunt. As in green, smelly, chunky, yellow, sweaty, quiff.
duelpis – n. two males of any species sword fighting with streams of urine at the same urinal/commode/tree/bush/prairie/firehydrant/or on Alison.
Ex. 1: Ryan defeated Chris while duelpissing.
2: Brian Holmes the Antelope and Chris McPeters the skunk duelpised on Alison’s funt. <see funt>