“popcorn chicken to all, and to all a good night!”
– from the TV. Probably from a KFC commercial.
Tag Archives: chicken
Quote #14745
“License and registration… chicken fucker!”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #14645
“it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken”
– Short Circuit 2
Quote #14607
“Popeye’s Chickin is fuckin’ awesome!”
– Little Nicky (2000)
Quote #13984
“Chicken doesn’t taste like chicken anymore!”
– brainchick91
Quote #13868
“Chicken or the Egg? Dinosaurs layed eggs dumbass.”
– ZEN
Joke #13320
Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck on the chicken’s back.
Joke #13316
Q: Why did the goose cross the road?
A: The chicken was on vacation.
Joke #13296
Q: What does a chicken and a band have in common?
A: They both have drum sticks.
Joke #13133
My kids’ table manners disgust me. You can’t imagine how sickening it is to watch a four-year-old and a five-year-old sip chicken noodle soup through crazy straws.
Joke #12960
Did you hear about the chicken farmer who never gave a sucker an even beak?
Joke #12566
There’s one thing I hate about my dog — he’s chicken. Whenever there’s a thunderstorm, he scoots under my bed to hide. And there’s not enough room under there for both of us.
Joke #12358
WIFE: “Oh, dear, I’m sorry but the dog ate the chicken I made for your dinner.”
HUSBAND: “Don’t cry, dear. I’ll take you down to the pet store and buy you a new dog tomorrow.”
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duck – n. a chicken with snowshoes
Joke #11942
JIMMY: “My sister ate some chicken last night.”
TIMMY: “Croquette?”
JIMMY: “No, not yet.”