zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
Tag Archives: celery
Joke #17838
Q: How does celery celebrate Christmas?
A: It hangs up its stalking!
Joke #17807
Q: How is celery born?
A: The “stalk” brings it!
Quote #15841
“I thought she said celery, like the vegetable”
– elmoisfurry
You have just been whacked in the face…
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celery – n. a vegetable that has almost no nutrients or calories in it, so you actually lose calories eating it
bogata
bogata – v. to eat celery while listening to Pink Floyd, while masturbating