Q: What do you call a nun sleepwalking?
A: A roamin’ Catholic.
Q: What do you call a nun sleepwalking?
A: A roamin’ Catholic.
chewy17171717: hahhah i like your profile it matches mine
davepoobond: reallllly
chewy17171717: ya
chewy17171717: isn’t that so cool
chewy17171717: r u from china
davepoobond: definitely
chewy17171717: ?
davepoobond: oh yes i’m chinese
chewy17171717: what part
davepoobond: the place they speak mandarin
chewy17171717: hahah me too
chewy17171717: what part
davepoobond: coool
davepoobond: the place where they sell the fish frying in deep oil
chewy17171717: so what r u doin tonight
davepoobond: i’m going to jack off
davepoobond: what about you
chewy17171717: hey i have a kid in a room
davepoobond: a room?
davepoobond: what do you do with this kid in a room
chewy17171717: no my kid
chewy17171717: i um take care of it
chewy17171717: u perv its my kid
davepoobond: really?
chewy17171717: ok anyway
davepoobond: wait a seconddd
chewy17171717: actually i live in hong konk
chewy17171717: kong
davepoobond: your profile says you’re 14 and you go to catholic school
davepoobond: how can you have a kid
chewy17171717: i did like 3 weeks ago
chewy17171717: i need somone else to help me out
chewy17171717: like a father
davepoobond: and you think you’ll find one online
davepoobond: i getchya
chewy17171717: will u
chewy17171717: no im jk
chewy17171717: her name is Laurel
chewy17171717: i hate catholic skewls
chewy17171717: its so devestating
davepoobond: actually, i wouldn’t mind being your husband
chewy17171717: is your name dave
davepoobond: i’m 42, and have a decent job
davepoobond: yes i am
chewy17171717: really
chewy17171717: ooo u arn’t the pervert in the 17 magazine
chewy17171717: r u
davepoobond: no. i think he’s my cousin though
davepoobond: i’m a subscriber to it
davepoobond: i get every issue
chewy17171717: really have u read the recent one
davepoobond: i usually jack off to it everyday at 7:36 PM
davepoobond: no i haven’t
chewy17171717: what r the magazines about
davepoobond: i was going to open it at 7:33:23 to look through it
davepoobond: i dont know, i dont read the articles
davepoobond: there’s just stupid topics about stupid kids
davepoobond: i dont like them, i just fuck them
davepoobond: oops did i just say that
davepoobond: oh well
chewy17171717: hey im one those kids
chewy17171717: oo would u like to fuck me
davepoobond: well then, there goes by parole
davepoobond: sure
chewy17171717: your 42 and a redneck
chewy17171717: great
chewy17171717: what i always wanted
davepoobond: who says i’m a redneck?
chewy17171717: my name is Brigid
chewy17171717: i do
chewy17171717: sob
davepoobond: your profile says you’re julie
chewy17171717: jk
chewy17171717: hahah
chewy17171717: my bitch is fuckin me
davepoobond: oh no
chewy17171717: thats my friends name im spendin
chewy17171717: hahah jk
chewy17171717: so u must be one of those perverts arnt u
davepoobond: sure
chewy17171717: u guys r the ppl who did this to me
davepoobond: sowwy
chewy17171717: stop talken to me
davepoobond: i thought you wanted to fuck
davepoobond: you fuck
chewy17171717: um no
chewy17171717: excuse me but my daughter is to young
chewy17171717: u should no better
chewy17171717: u young kids should be thinking about skewl not girls
davepoobond: how old is she
chewy17171717: 9
davepoobond: so you had a baby when you were 5
chewy17171717: i think u would know better than that
chewy17171717: no this is the mother of the girl u just talked to
chewy17171717: so i said good day
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Just then I get warned “anonymously.”
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davepoobond: and then what did i say
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Q: What do you call a priest on a cell phone?
A: A roamin’ Catholic.
Q: What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?
A: Acne comes on your face after puberty.
Maria is a devout Catholic. (No condoms for her!) She gets married and has 17 children…and then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later…and has 22 children by her second husband. She dies.
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, “At last…they’re finally together.” A man standing next to him asks, “Excuse me, Father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?”
“No,” the priest says politely, “I mean her LEGS.”
dogan – n. Catholic. Used in Ireland.
Ex. He is a dogan.