Caught in passing: “He’s such a bum fighter that yesterday he was shadow boxing and the shadow knocked him out!”
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Joke #12808
Have you heard about the boxer who became a puppeteer and staged “Punchy and Judy” shows?
Joke #12671
MANAGER: “He’d be a great fighter if he didn’t have one bad habit. He blocks punches with his chin.”
Joke #12667
Round eight was coming to a close when the prize fight manager shouted to his battered boxer, “Don’t give up now, Killer! You have a no-hitter going!”
Joke #12657
BOXER: “I’m sure that I’m going to be lucky and win this fight.”
MANAGER: “How can you say that? You’ve been knocked out twenty-three times in twenty-three fights.”
BOXER: “I know, but I’m going to be lucky this time because I’m carrying a horseshoe in my glove.”
Joke #12639
Manager to his whipped prize fighter: “Keep on swinging, kid. The draft may give him a bad cold.”
Joke #12637
The battered prize fighter sat in his corner between rounds and said to his manager, “I think I got him worried. He’s afraid he’s going to kill me.”
Joke #12619
BOXER (to manager after he lost fight): “You have to get me a re-match. Then you’ll see some real fighting — I’ll kill you.”
Joke #12612
A fighter’s manager said to his beat-up boxer between rounds, “he’s killing you, Rocky!”
Rocky answered, “I know. I should have belted him before the fight when there was only one of him!”
Joke #12429
Rumor has it that a boxer who gets beat up in a fight is usually a sore loser.
Confidence Is…
What is confidence, you want to know? Well…confidence is:
– Going to the race track for the first time in your life and betting every penny you have on a 50 to 1 shot.
– Walking through Central Park at night and carrying your life savings in your wallet.
– Spending all your savings on a huge luxury car because you’re the gas shortage won’t last.
– Telling a mugger armed with a gun that you won’t give him your money and he can’t make you.
– Mailing the only copy of a book it took you five years to write to a publisher without putting a return address on the envelope.
– Having an argument with the Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the World and daring him to lay a hand on you.
Sports Bestsellers
Strike Three – by U.R. Out
Last-Inning Cliffhangers – by D. Bases, R. Loaded
Last-Second Touchdown – by Justin Time
Interception – by E. Bluitt
The Referee Is Always Right – by R.U. Nuts
Sports Medicine – by Frank N. Stein
The Washington Redskins – by T.P. Dweller
Great Basketball Plays – by Jim Shoes
Improve Your Foul Shooting – by Mr. Completely
Basketball Bloopers – by Dub L. Dribble
Calisthenics – by Stan Dupp and Neil Down
Skateboard Hotdogging – by Frank Furter
Ice Hockey for Beginners – by I.M. Freezin
Hockey Plays – by I.C. Tose
Bowling Strikes – by M.T. Lane
Boxing Knockouts – by Seymour Stars
picabo
picabo – n. a boxing match against a dog
kuwupsga
kuwupsga – n. illegal boxing
ipcur
ipcur – v. to fight “Screech” from Saved by the Bell in a boxing match