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#5946: blowthetoad -> Janelle
blowthetoad: weeee
Janelle: wut
Janelle: i can’t talk
Janelle: bye
blowthetoad: huh?
Janelle: bye
blowthetoad: why are u online then?
Janelle: becuase
Janelle: i’am looking things up
blowthetoad: aim is for talk
Janelle: soo
blowthetoad: then why are you on?
blowthetoad: if u can’t talk
Janelle: becuase
Janelle: i donno
blowthetoad: there is no point
Janelle: soo
blowthetoad: well, people are gonna im you
blowthetoad: and u can’t talk
blowthetoad: and aim is for talk…
blowthetoad: so why be on?
Janelle: beucase
Janelle: i’am waitng for someone to get on
blowthetoad: i thought you can’ttalk
Janelle: i’am not talking i’am gonna talk when the person gets on
blowthetoad: ok, i will im you when the personget’s on ok?
Janelle: oh k
blowthetoad: why do u deside 2 talk when that person get’s on?
Janelle: becuase
Janelle: ok i’ll talk now
Janelle: omg
blowthetoad: what
Janelle: y
Janelle: nm
blowthetoad: k
blowthetoad: wee woo
Janelle: yea ok
blowthetoad: ha hah ahah
#5945: blowthetoad -> DoLLBaby
blowthetoad: you don’t have to talk to me
DoLLBaby: put SweetiebLossom on ur buddy list and tell me if she’s on plz
DoLLBaby: 😀
blowthetoad: why don’t you?
DoLLBaby: she blocked me and i hate her
blowthetoad: you are not potty trained
DoLLBaby: ok
#5944: blowthetoad -> THEvPROPHET
blowthetoad: poop
THEvPROPHET: hi
THEvPROPHET: whos this?
blowthetoad: booger wooger
THEvPROPHET: who is this?!
blowthetoad: john jacb jingle hiemer schmitt
THEvPROPHET: is this jack?
blowthetoad: yah
blowthetoad: to tell you the truth………
blowthetoad: YOU DON’T KNOW JACK, CUZ YOUR ON CRACK!
THEvPROPHET: no im not
blowthetoad: hinkle dinkle winkle do!
blowthetoad: do you eat boogers?
THEvPROPHET: is this jack?
blowthetoad: don’t know
THEvPROPHET: ur friggin gay
blowthetoad: your mama yo daddy, yo bald headed granny with a hole in her pantie!
blowthetoad: stop screaming at my microwave, face it…..
blowthetoad: DONT LOVE YOU!
blowthetoad: LALALAALALALALA
#5943: blowthetoad -> Lilwill
blowthetoad: poop
Lilwill: hi
Lilwill: a/s/l?
blowthetoad: 1,000,000/?/Uranus
Lilwill: wow
Lilwill: ttoo old for me
Lilwill: PE@CE
blowthetoad: no
blowthetoad: shit
blowthetoad: ass
blowthetoad: i have a poty moth
blowthetoad: it looks like a butterfly
blowthetoad: humper dinkle winkle minkles
blowthetoad: eat my condom
blowthetoad: c’mon willy pilly bo billy fe fi fo dilly!
#5942: blowthetoad -> davepoobond
blowthetoad: <—–i eat poop
davepoobond: thats crazy
davepoobond: why would you do that
blowthetoad: i don’t know
davepoobond: does it taste good?
blowthetoad: flowers smell nasty
blowthetoad: and yes, it does
blowthetoad: would you like to by it from www.ebay.com?
davepoobond: no
blowthetoad: i am too overstalked
blowthetoad: yes you will
davepoobond: i..will?
blowthetoad: yup yup yup
blowthetoad: stop teasing me you bastard
blowthetoad: i eat shit
blowthetoad: stop it!
davepoobond: blah
blowthetoad: blee blee
blowthetoad: bo hoe soto!
blowthetoad: i am gonna eat your butthole
davepoobond: no
blowthetoad: YES!
davepoobond: i’ll smack you if you come near my ass!
blowthetoad: I’ll blow a pump up your dick and i will suck on your ass
davepoobond: i dont see how you can do that
blowthetoad: i am gonna tell Dave Bond and he will kick your ass, you stupid FAG!
davepoobond: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…..k
blowthetoad: Dave is my homeboy and he will kill you!
davepoobond: all right
blowthetoad: matter of fact, i will make your dick purple and i will put a sign on your back that says purple penis eater!
davepoobond: yeah!? well, yo’ momma’s so fat, she could be rowled down a bowling alley!
blowthetoad: Yo mama;s so stupid she trips over a cordless phone!
davepoobond: !
blowthetoad: your dick is so small you use a condom to have safer sex!
davepoobond: !
davepoobond: …..
davepoobond: that doesnt make sense
blowthetoad: Yes it does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blowthetoad: Dave is going to kill you!
davepoobond: no
blowthetoad: yes
davepoobond: no
blowthetoad: stop saying that potty mouth and go suck dick
blowthetoad: yes
blowthetoad: yes
blowthetoad: yes
blowthetoad: yes
blowthetoad: yes
davepoobond: your name is “Mrs. YesIAm”
blowthetoad: …………
blowthetoad: 🙁
blowthetoad: Jesus doesnt love you!
davepoobond: i knew that when he made me live
blowthetoad: my mom thinks your a dirtbag!
davepoobond: k
blowthetoad: i love you
blowthetoad: lets stop
blowthetoad: now
davepoobond: no
blowthetoad: yes
davepoobond: you dont love me
davepoobond: its all fake
blowthetoad: i know
davepoobond: its a damn lie and you know it!
blowthetoad: i dont love you
davepoobond: good
davepoobond: die
#5941: blowthetoad -> davepoobond
blowthetoad: \/\/ :: makes ‘W’ with hands ::
davepoobond: ok
blowthetoad: |_ :: makes “L” with index and thumb ::
davepoobond: /\/\
blowthetoad: i know i am stpud, i wish i were mature, don’t u?
davepoobond: yeah, sure.
blowthetoad: tell me your secret
davepoobond: well.
davepoobond: no.
davepoobond: it wouldnt be a secret then.
davepoobond: hence it is “my secret”
blowthetoad: a period…. your so punctual
blowthetoad: ok…. tell me how u be mature
davepoobond: i dont.
blowthetoad: well… u use big words
blowthetoad: should i do that?
davepoobond: in real life i go around saying poop all the time and annoying the shit-ka-doodles out of people
blowthetoad: lol
blowthetoad: or is that just to your friends?
davepoobond: no….usually to people i dont know, or people that i hate
blowthetoad: or people on the streets
blowthetoad: ?
davepoobond: at school
blowthetoad: heh, i did that
davepoobond: ok
blowthetoad: has your mom ever been to Squackle?
davepoobond: 1 time
blowthetoad: did she like it?
davepoobond: doubt it.
blowthetoad: can she breakdance?
davepoobond: hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa no.
blowthetoad: aw well
#5940: blowthetoad -> TheMuIIetMaMa
blowthetoad: i can flush a toilit!
blowthetoad: so there
TheMuIIetMaMa: oh yeah
TheMuIIetMaMa: i can flush a urinal
blowthetoad: yeah!
TheMuIIetMaMa: yeah
blowthetoad: i can run upide down while saying poop
TheMuIIetMaMa: i can run around the block naked singing when the ants go marching
blowthetoad: well i can ride a unicycle naked upside down, naked, inside out, with 1000 marbles in my mouth, and singing the national anthem!
blowthetoad: so there!
blowthetoad: haha, poop ate your tounge!
TheMuIIetMaMa: well
blowthetoad: well is my name, don’t ware it too much, it’ll get dirty!
TheMuIIetMaMa: i can ride a space ship to mars and do the macarana while i break out singing the theme song to facts of life while i eat some bbq chicken
TheMuIIetMaMa: hey whats your name?
blowthetoad: for the love of letter 7, i can swallow a 20000000 pound brick, walk on my pinkys, jump to the moon, turn out the lights, and go to bed, 11 times without stop!
blowthetoad: beet that u crazy mo-fo!
TheMuIIetMaMa: lol
blowthetoad: i said beat it! just beat it!
TheMuIIetMaMa: no one wants to beat it
TheMuIIetMaMa: lol
blowthetoad: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT OH BEEEEEEAT IIIIIIT. JUST BEAT IT!
TheMuIIetMaMa: no one was to be defeated
TheMuIIetMaMa: just beat it
TheMuIIetMaMa: i really dont think i can beat that one either
blowthetoad: thats my line (*NOTE: blowthetoad – I meant the ‘just beat it part’ this note was not included in actual conversation)
TheMuIIetMaMa: yeah?
blowthetoad: JUST BEAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
blowthetoad: BEAT IT
blowthetoad: O BEAT IT
blowthetoad: O BEAT IT
TheMuIIetMaMa: so why did you im me?
blowthetoad: ME I.M. YOU?
TheMuIIetMaMa: you got that right
blowthetoad: hahaha i am a smart person! i use hoocked on phonics! u use hooked on pot!
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#5939: blowthetoad -> Sparrrow
blowthetoad: your a hinkle pinkle sloonie poonie!!!
blowthetoad: dummie hunnie
Sparrrow: u betcha
blowthetoad: stop IMing me
Sparrrow: huh?
blowthetoad: you are bothering me very much
blowthetoad: i will report you
Sparrrow: I dont im you
blowthetoad: to the authoroties
Sparrrow: sorry
blowthetoad: why must you do this?
Sparrrow: authorities of my ass maybe
blowthetoad: authorites bet on yo ass, cuz i am gonna mow the grass, very fast, atlast. wow! i can ryme!, look at the time, did you get those clothes for a dime? aaaaw, can’t afoard a lime? i’ll buy you a wind chime
blowthetoad: you piece of slime!
Sparrrow: you should learn to talk like a mime
blowthetoad: mime? i might as well say the word cime!
Sparrrow: the fuck?
blowthetoad: yes
Sparrrow: u are annoying tonite it looks,
blowthetoad: DAH, PHUK, HAHAH, I AM SOFA KING WE TAR DID!
Sparrrow: u got 66% warning
blowthetoad: no crap sherlock
Sparrrow: why?
blowthetoad: because they waste my time
Sparrrow: so what is your purpose of being??
blowthetoad: i just gave a ryme,
blowthetoad: whats your purpose on earth?
Sparrrow: to reproduce
blowthetoad: mine is to unproduce
Sparrrow: do you do drugs?
blowthetoad: no
blowthetoad: that is bad
Sparrrow: drugs are good
blowthetoad: fell through a crack and landed in a pot. then people said, HEY THERES THE REAL DOPE!
Sparrrow: stoners live and
stoners die but
in the end we
all get high
So if at first
you don’t succeed
fuck it all and
smoke some weed.
blowthetoad: YOUR GAY
Sparrrow: nope, Im straight
Sparrrow: who was doin the rhyming first bro?
blowthetoad: ME
Sparrrow: so why am I gay now?
blowthetoad: so shew you annoying flee!
Sparrrow: http://i.am/grundy (*NOTE: blowthetoad: THIS ISN’T A GOOD SITE, IT IS STUPID)
blowthetoad: nice bad website, please no advertizements. thank you
Sparrrow: its spose to be bad
Sparrrow: its spose to just be what the fuck
Sparrrow: no point
blowthetoad: please, keep this clean
blowthetoad: this is public 😉
Sparrrow: say what?
blowthetoad: heh
blowthetoad: check it out later
Sparrrow: check what out later?
blowthetoad: you’ll be actualy be able to sell yourself on the net! (for free)
blowthetoad: haha! your going on my site
blowthetoad: this was planned out
blowthetoad: niener niener niener. you aint got to wiener!
Sparrrow: say wha?
blowthetoad: you heard me foo’!
Sparrrow: where are you from?
blowthetoad: www.noneofyourbuisness.com
blowthetoad: so www.zipit.org
Sparrrow: where is your website?
blowthetoad: not up yet, meanwhile you can lick a salmon.
Sparrrow: this is all great bro!
blowthetoad: yuppers
blowthetoad: well, i have to go bother some other helpless user, later
Sparrrow: cool, take it easy
blowthetoad: bye poo-head
Sparrrow: daeh-oop eyb
#5938: blowthetoad -> JerseyDevils
blowthetoad: i am a muffin. stupid!
JerseyDevils: yes you are
blowthetoad: hey, stop talking to me
JerseyDevils: no, i wont
blowthetoad: you wanna fight?
JerseyDevils: sure asshole
JerseyDevils: lets go
blowthetoad: bring it, poop head
JerseyDevils: this is probably Liquid Titan huh
blowthetoad: um, i don’t think so
JerseyDevils: then who the hell are you?
blowthetoad: you wanna fight? bring it!
JerseyDevils: where should i bring it?
blowthetoad: inside of yo mama’s toilit
blowthetoad: so lets go, ya blo’ hoe!
JerseyDevils: my momma is sleeping and i cant go in her bathroom
blowthetoad: i would waste you like the aluminum can i trashed!!
JerseyDevils: good thing im not made out of aluminum
blowthetoad: haha, you flushed a toilit
JerseyDevils: no i didnt. I was here the whole time
blowthetoad: i know, you scratched your head, same thing as flushing a toilit!
JerseyDevils: no, actually i just typed a few sentences.You have bad internet sense
blowthetoad: why don’t you go ride a unicycle over yourself while saying BLOW THE TOAD???
JerseyDevils: why dont you make some hot tea and take a nap?
JerseyDevils: silly boy
blowthetoad: you are a corned poop head
JerseyDevils: no, i ate corn but im not a corn poop head
blowthetoad: yup yup
blowthetoad: go run around a light pole and say NesQuik 80 times!
blowthetoad: why do you all the sudden have 3% warning?
blowthetoad: that isnt cool
JerseyDevils: gee, i wonder?
blowthetoad: maybe you should go to the planet larter to get smarter, u stupid person who can’t sppell!
#5937: blowthetoad -> chronic haze
blowthetoad: i am a muffin named charles
chronic haze: sweeeeet
blowthetoad: no, bitteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
blowthetoad: why did you IM?
chronic haze: i didnt
blowthetoad: i told you we were over with!
blowthetoad: did that telephone call mean anything?
chronic haze: oh im sorry im trippin
chronic haze: not to me
blowthetoad: yeah, you be messin’, mother trucka’!
chronic haze: ph fo sho
blowthetoad: yes, i agree, pooponastick
chronic haze: i hate poop on the stick man
blowthetoad: good, because i said pooponAstick not THE
blowthetoad: pay more attention, chief
chronic haze: its the same fuckin thing man trust me
blowthetoad: no
chronic haze: yes
blowthetoad: nonononono
chronic haze: yes yes yes
blowthetoad: nonono times infiniti!
chronic haze: yes yes yes yes yes times infiniti x2!!!!
blowthetoad: no no no no no no no no no all the way around your butt (wich would take longer that yes infinitix2)
blowthetoad: you have a big butt, george!
chronic haze: ok Francis J. Peterson, i have enough of your silly antics, i file for divorce!
blowthetoad: HOW DEAR YOU!!!!
blowthetoad: what about the kids????
chronic haze: ahh fuck em
blowthetoad: dududududu dum dum! whata bout tha kids? picky picky picky slick slick slick! whata bout tha kids?
blowthetoad: but i can’t i have to BLOW THE TOAD!
chronic haze: beedeedummm dedum pick stick the kids can go to our mothers house
blowthetoad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
blowthetoad: you are so stupid, you alphabeticaly aranged my numbers 44444 and 4!
chronic haze: no
chronic haze: you die now
blowthetoad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *chocking with fear*
chronic haze: die evil toad die, away wwith you into the abyss
blowthetoad: why must you columbusjonstocksonize me????????????
chronic haze: for i can evil toady
blowthetoad: i am not an evil toad, i am BLOW! THE TOAD, and that is what i suggest you do!
chronic haze: you blow the toad
chronic haze: god damn hypicrite
blowthetoad: i am blowing the toad, you skittle fittle!
chronic haze: frittle frattle wiggle wattle TIS ALL THE SAME TO YOU< YOU CRAZY BIRD
blowthetoad: awwwwwwww, so cute…….
blowthetoad: not cute enough you bombazzzled juice packet!
blowthetoad: aka capri sun!
chronic haze: JUICE BOX aka Hi-C
blowthetoad: !!!~JUICY TOOSIE DOOSIE BOX! aka minute maid packet!
chronic haze: MOOSY WOOSY CRAZY BILLY HEAD!
blowthetoad: HICKLE FICKLE NICKLE SUCK A PICKLE JICKLE HIE VICKLE!
blowthetoad: mwuuuuuhahaha!
blowthetoad: (x7)
chronic haze: OK
blowthetoad: u throw in the dollar tree towel?
chronic haze: FIZZNLE NIZZLE GIZZLE BEZZLEBUB I PRAY YOU DIE
blowthetoad: JIGGLE MY GIZZLEZ FE FI NO DIZZLES!
chronic haze: poo on you good sir
blowthetoad: blow the toad, bad wench
chronic haze: and have a good day
blowthetoad: y thank you cody!
chronic haze: youd like to think so
blowthetoad: acctualy…. no i wouldnt
chronic haze: YE SYOU WOULD
chronic haze: SLUTYYY TOAD
blowthetoad: yes u would like to suckle my nipple, you pickle licker for a nickle!
chronic haze: sometimes sir i would
chronic haze: now enough of ths game i must get to my tea party
blowthetoad: better go catch the toad
blowthetoad: remember: mushrooms are GOOD!
blowthetoad: mwuhahaha!
blowthetoad: eat them all!!!!
blowthetoad: mwuhahaha!
chronic haze: yes, and keep safe good sir and stay away from the evil POlice
blowthetoad: stay away from the gay TINKLEWINKIEs!
chronic haze: indeed
blowthetoad: prosiclee
chronic haze: now off with your head
blowthetoad: caree on with your buisness good man
blowthetoad: =-O
chronic haze: cherie-O
blowthetoad: mollie-o from generation O
ullsca
ullsca – Klingon. the Klingon word for a queer named blowthetoad.
Ex. Those klingons sure have a word for everything don’t they!?
ughbaroot
ughbaroot – v. to give oral sex to a toad or frog. Used in a homosexual manner.
Ex. Blow The Toad ughbarooted his dad.
T0PIC
T0PIC – n. a slimy asshole that enjoys being raped.
Ex. Quit being such a T0PIC. Fun fact: this is gay blowthetoad’s sn, so IM him and annoy him.
poonaner
poonaner – n. a dirty bastard that won’t stop talking shit, or just won’t stop bragging about shit
;} a poop covered banana
Ex. blowthetoad is a poonaner.