“when the first black president goes into office, a comet will hit the Earth, just like in Deep Impact!”
– davepoobond
“when the first black president goes into office, a comet will hit the Earth, just like in Deep Impact!”
– davepoobond
“I like black and asian…when they mix”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“once you’re black, you can’t go back”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“don’t wear the black, without the blue. SELSUN BLUE”
– from the TV
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa Penguin.
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa covered with chimney soot.
Q: Who’s black and white and says “Ho, Ho, Ho!”?
A: A penguin in disguise.
“5 black 3 white 1 red 1 blue 1 orange”
– Dr. OldNBald
Q: What is black, white, and red?
A: A baby panda with diaper rash.
Q: What is black and white and blue all over?
A: A skunk in the North Pole
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Q: What’s black and white and has 16 wheels?
A: A zebra on rollerskates.
I was stupid in 6th grade and thought it would be funny that I should make this like a Scooby Doo mystery. Remember, I made this in 1997, when I was in 6th grade…
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On September 4, 1994 King Arthur’s coat of arms was stolen. Detective Sam Smith was at his desk filing a report on some “punk” he caught on Main St. when the Sheriff came up to him and said “Smith, King Arthur’s Coat of guns were stolen!” Det. Smith said, “I believe that is coat of armor sir.” “No” said the Sheriff “it says coat of arms so I’m thinking that someone stole the guns to take over the world!” Det. Smith said, “OK I’ll take the task, but, before I leave, it’s armor that was stolen.” “Guns” said the Sheriff, but Det. Smith was in his Viper before he said it.
When he got to the scene of the crime no one was there. In a distant tunnel there was a bunch of photographers on top of a crashed car taking pictures of the car. Det. Smith thought nothing of it. He went inside the castle and there was King Arthur’s coat of arms! Then out of nowhere, a monster came out of the darkness! Det. Smith started running. As Det. Smith ran down the endless corridor he saw a lot of chandeliers. He thought maybe he could trap the guy by cutting a rope and trapping the monster inside like the cartoons!
When he had a chance he cut the rope on a chandelier he captured the monster, then he said, “It’s time to unmask you. He took off a mask and he said, “Don Knotts?”
He thought and said, “Hey wait a minute.” He tool off tons of masks. It sorta went in this order: Don Knotts, Scooby Doo, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Michael Jackson, Bugs Bunny, Bigfoot, and millions of others. Then the crook said, “Enough with the masks!!!” Then the crook took off the remaining masks. Det. Smith said, “Sheriff? Why did you do it Sheriff?” The “Sheriff” said, “Why do you think …. Because I’m evil ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” “Sorry whoever you are but you’re going to jail!
THE END
Written in a profile:
(cant show, but there is a black background and all it says is “POOP” in big purple letters at the top)
– from the internet