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Bklynzballer97

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This entry is part 26 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Bklynzballer97”. ***

HaVoKMaNiaC: yeh i was

HaVoKMaNiaC: i was the chinese kid dat was wondering around

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE: lol

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: whos davepoobond?

Bklynzballer: er…

Bklynzballer: i dunno

Bklynzballer: i juzt invited people her

Bklynzballer: e

HaVoKMaNiaC: hi dabond

HaVoKMaNiaC: who are u?

davepoobond: hi

HaVoKMaNiaC: wats ur name?

davepoobond: jus call me dabond

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: not tag name

Bklynzballer: hes jason

Bklynzballer: my tag is….”CRUDE”

HaVoKMaNiaC: delacruz?

Bklynzballer: no

HaVoKMaNiaC: o i dont know then

Bklynzballer: wen i become a x-er…i will be….”CRUDEX”

davepoobond: the hell is an x-er?

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: do i know u jason?

davepoobond: hell if i know. i dont even know who you are

HaVoKMaNiaC: k da bond

Bklynzballer: da bond is gay

davepoobond: wuz your name

davepoobond: why am i gay?

Bklynzballer: just get out

HaVoKMaNiaC: im HaVoK

davepoobond: u invited me

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

Bklynzballer: im….crudex

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

davepoobond: idontgiveacrap

davepoobond: stupid crack head

Bklynzballer: and soon to be……blaze

davepoobond: wheeeeee

Bklynzballer: IM GOING TO IGNORE “DAVEPOOBOND”

davepoobond: k

OnlineHost: Bklynzballer has left the room.

davepoobond: what a loser

davepoobond: stupid crack head

ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE: llalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalla

davepoobond: ok

OnlineHost: HaVoKMaNiaC has left the room.

OnlineHost: ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE has left the room.

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Eventually, he ignored everyone and we haven’t talked to him since

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#7652: Bklynzballer -> Holmes

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This entry is part 24 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 25, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: why are you suck a d*ck

Bklynzballer: tracy said she wants ure mom….IN BED!……

Holmes: i want your mom

Holmes: in bed

Holmes: shes hot

Bklynzballer: sure…

Bklynzballer: anytime..

Holmes: we’ll trade tommorow

Holmes: k?

Holmes: ben is going to kick your ass

Bklynzballer: sure he is..

Holmes: so is james

Bklynzballer: i fucked ihis ass all night

Holmes: hey: It’s adam and eve not adam and steve

Bklynzballer: thats right

Holmes: your nasty i bet you screwed a dog before too

Bklynzballer: thats right

Bklynzballer: and bens ass

Holmes: how about a half cat and half dog

Bklynzballer: yup

Bklynzballer: catdog

Holmes: which end did you screw

Bklynzballer: i made them staight

Holmes: did you screw the dog or did you screw the cat

Bklynzballer: both

Holmes: which one was first

Holmes: you man whore! i just found out your a nymphomaniac

Holmes: ha you don’t even know what that word means do you

Bklynzballer: thats rite

Holmes: it means your GAY, you hear me? G-A-Y

Holmes: YOUR MOTHER COULDN”T EVEN LOVE YOU, thats how gay you are

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#7650: Bklynzballer -> Holmes

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This entry is part 22 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 20, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Holmes: keep sending it

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Holmes: once more

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Holmes: come on do it faster

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Holmes: FASTER

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Holmes: slow poke

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Holmes: ugh my granny can type faster then you can

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: ure grannys dead

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Holmes: yeah how embarrasing is that for you

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Holmes: she’s dead and she can type faster then you

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Holmes: zzzz i’m falling asleep between im’s

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Holmes: oh sorry are you still talking?

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag

(Bklynzballer got booted for IMing too fast)

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schools out

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This entry is part 21 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

OnlineHost: *** You are in “schools out”. ***

Holmes: sup

HeLLrAzOr: i just laughed at yours and daniels jokes

Bklynzballer: sure sure..

Bklynzballer: u sed he was a fag

Holmes: O.o i’m tellin daniel

Redfoxkid: i neva heard mike make fun of him it was u felix

Holmes: daniel’s my boy

Holmes: my dawg

Bklynzballer: william u protecting him

Bklynzballer: hahahahaha

HeLLrAzOr: no cuz its true u da lyer

Holmes: daniel will whoop your ass to grass and make you fall on your ass

Bklynzballer: man …me aron and tommy hav sum thing to do hehehehe

HeLLrAzOr: eh…

Bklynzballer: aron and tommy are ova.

Bklynzballer: mr. “HELL RAZOR” nice profile

Redfoxkid: who da hell is Holmes

Holmes: no way i heard aron biatch slapped tommy and tommy cried

Holmes: stfu don’t talk in that tone

HeLLrAzOr: i dont have 1 u lya

Bklynzballer: yes u do

Bklynzballer: it says location….

Bklynzballer: ……

Holmes: i will whoop you

HeLLrAzOr: so………

Bklynzballer: ::cough:: gay::cough::

Bklynzballer: tommy rote that

HeLLrAzOr: cough:: u fag::

Redfoxkid: who is Holmes

Holmes: hey tommy you got a cough

Holmes: SHUT UP

HeLLrAzOr: tommy is at your house?

Bklynzballer: so is aron..

Holmes: really

Bklynzballer: we all came wer goin to wendys now

HeLLrAzOr: good f u

Redfoxkid: bull shit

Bklynzballer: willy…shutup

Holmes: yeah will how many times do i have to tell you

Bklynzballer: how much u wanna bet..

HeLLrAzOr: u r a user

Bklynzballer: i used u mike for wut?

Redfoxkid: u jus wanna make people jealous

Bklynzballer: ure just mad wer not ure friend

Holmes: thats not cool

Bklynzballer: cuz u couldnt take daniels joke

HeLLrAzOr: no u used me 4 ma games and to hav friendz or u get da shit beatin out of u like in your old

Bklynzballer: i dont get it …daniel is the one who made up mikerreese..

HeLLrAzOr: skool

Bklynzballer: yea rite…who told u that..mike mineo??

HeLLrAzOr: no

Redfoxkid: u think ur better dan every one

Bklynzballer: hahahahahaha…

HeLLrAzOr: him and his cuz

Holmes: mikerreese..what a cool name i’m naming my kid that

HeLLrAzOr: u made dat up

Bklynzballer: dont worry…u kno

Holmes: yeah red i do

Bklynzballer: everyone in the older grades got the song that makes fun of you

Redfoxkid: u kno wat

Bklynzballer: so…

Bklynzballer: ahhaha

Holmes: shut up thats wat

Holmes: frickin punk

Holmes: i’m going to hunt you down

Redfoxkid: ha ha ha ha

HeLLrAzOr: holmes r u rory

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: why

HeLLrAzOr: is it true dat all da grades hav a song bout me?

Holmes: sorry can’t say shit like that

Holmes: secret

HeLLrAzOr: dan u do

Holmes: whatever

Holmes: will SHUT UP

Holmes: i’m outta this joint

HeLLrAzOr: i m sick of dis fuckin kid

Holmes: bye

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#7648: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 20 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 12, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: hey jason its tracy im at mikes house

davepoobond: oh. hi

davepoobond: how’s it goin?

Bklynzballer: good you?

davepoobond: all right.

Bklynzballer: mike is at the the bathroom

Bklynzballer: dont tell him but he has a small dick

davepoobond: oh. whats he doing

Bklynzballer: jerking

davepoobond: ha

Bklynzballer: lol..

Bklynzballer: but i gave him good sex

davepoobond: thats nice

davepoobond: dont you have your own sn that you go on?

Bklynzballer: yea but i wanted to talk mikes peepz

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: he still in the bathroom?

Bklynzballer: yup…

Bklynzballer: now i smell crap

davepoobond: dumps dont take that long, unless you havent taken one for 3 months

Bklynzballer: oo

Bklynzballer: i think thats wut happened

davepoobond: impossible

davepoobond: he would have exploded by the time he got to the bathroom today

Bklynzballer: ok hes out

davepoobond: ok

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#7647: Bklynzballer -> Holmes

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This entry is part 19 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 12, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: did u see me in school>?

Holmes: yes

Bklynzballer: i started a riot

Bklynzballer: mike…i think your hott…

Holmes: o

Bklynzballer: <—tracy

Bklynzballer: u have a tight butt

Bklynzballer: hows my butt?

Holmes: no comment

Bklynzballer: this is tracy not mike

Bklynzballer: im at miikes house

Holmes: oh

Holmes: i see

Bklynzballer: i know what u sed about me

Holmes: i thought you were talking to mike

Bklynzballer: u said i have a ass like a mule

Bklynzballer: even though mike thinks too

Holmes: yea

Bklynzballer: want a blow job>?

Bklynzballer: MIKE DOESNT CARE

Bklynzballer: hes in the bathroom now

Holmes: umm

Holmes: my moms right behind me

Holmes: thanks alot

Bklynzballer: no prob..

Bklynzballer: so u want or not?

Holmes: yeah come over my house

Holmes: NOW

Holmes: NOW

Bklynzballer: i want you to pork me like a dogg

Bklynzballer: woof woof.

Bklynzballer: mikes taking a shit

Holmes: did you pork him

Holmes: up the butt?

Bklynzballer: yup

Bklynzballer: he gott my butt

Bklynzballer: but keep it between me and you

Bklynzballer: he has a small dick

Bklynzballer: 6 inches

Bklynzballer: i hope u have bettr

Holmes: 15 inches

Bklynzballer: k..much better

Bklynzballer: mike was scared to f*** me

Holmes: ha

Holmes: jmikes such a pussy

Holmes: he’s so fucking gay

Bklynzballer: i told him i dont like rubber

Bklynzballer: hes like well i dunt want a baby

Holmes: i heard his dad raped him when he was young

Bklynzballer: yea ,,,its true.

Bklynzballer: i fucked his dad

Holmes: and his dad made him bend over while he spanked him

Bklynzballer: lol…seriously…

Bklynzballer: dont tell his mom..

Bklynzballer: im gunna fuck u like a hot dog

Bklynzballer: ask ure mom if she wants sumz?

Holmes: umm

Holmes: ok

Holmes: i’ll ask her

Bklynzballer: ok

Holmes: she said yes

Bklynzballer: sure my pleasure

Holmes: your a whore

Bklynzballer: exactly

Holmes: can i pay you 20 bucks to screw a shrew

Bklynzballer: sure

Holmes: ok

Holmes: screw one

Holmes: take pictures and send them to me

Holmes: well?

Holmes: any pictures yet?

Holmes: well?

Holmes: COME ON

Holmes: SCREW THAT SHREW GOOD

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BKLYNS HOMIE8

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This entry is part 17 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 10, 2001.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “BKLYNS HOMIE8”. ***

Bklynzballer: that was streching her legs

BKLYNS HOMIE: Felix told me

Bklynzballer: yo jason

BKLYNS HOMIE: Jason

BKLYNS HOMIE: hi

BKLYNS HOMIE: ??

davepoobond: hi

Bklynzballer: wutup?

HeLLrAzOr: hey

Bklynzballer: u see holmes?

davepoobond: nothing

davepoobond: no

Bklynzballer: dang…he owes me my magazines..

BKLYNS HOMIE: Felix goe’s to St.Finbar

BKLYNS HOMIE: Baller

BKLYNS HOMIE: lol

Bklynzballer: we gunna jump ben?

Bklynzballer: o..did u get bongs?

davepoobond: he’s not a trampeline, we cant just go and bounce on people

BKLYNS HOMIE: ok

BKLYNS HOMIE: Michael

BKLYNS HOMIE: sucks

Bklynzballer: u going to ucon?

Bklynzballer: uconn?

BKLYNS HOMIE: jerk off

davepoobond: i’m going to UC

BKLYNS HOMIE: michael a.

Bklynzballer: oo

Bklynzballer: ashley has pimples like a dog

BKLYNS HOMIE: “Girls gone Wild”

Bklynzballer: yea…i wanna see that

Bklynzballer: aron arent u in that?

davepoobond: you should see the “Bare Wence Project”

davepoobond: its a stupid porno film

Bklynzballer: jay u got the bongs?

MDragon: yeah it sucks

BkLyNz LoCa: is this my sign to leave the chat?

Bklynzballer: anyways..

Bklynzballer: ::hands everyone a puerican flag::

XoBaByLoVeoX: wat sucks?

Bklynzballer: bare wence project

XoBaByLoVeoX: wat sucks?

BKLYNS HOMIE: I LIKE THE “BARE WENCH PROJECT”

BKLYNS HOMIE: tina and alma stay

MDragon: its so dumb..i saw it last night

MDragon: it sucks

BKLYNS HOMIE: “Ok,I told you the story,now she has to take off her top”

davepoobond: LOL

BKLYNS HOMIE: “You heard the guy show him your breast”

davepoobond: i gotta go bye

BKLYNS HOMIE: ::picks up top:

Bklynzballer: l8er jay

BKLYNS HOMIE: guy loser

OnlineHost: XoBaByLoVeoX has left the room.

BkLyNz LoCa: okay lets chaneg the sunject

BKLYNS HOMIE: bye*

Bklynzballer: k

Bklynzballer: school sucks

BKLYNS HOMIE: j/k

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Bklynzballer53

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This entry is part 16 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Bklynzballer53”. ***

OnlineHost: Bklynzballer has entered the room.

Bklynzballer: well…what am i?

Bklynzballer: black>

davepoobond: i told you i’m not gonna answer this question

Bklynzballer: if u dont answer me i wont be ure friend

Bklynzballer: just answer me

davepoobond: white

Bklynzballer: who is my biggest best friend

Bklynzballer: out of the whole school

davepoobond: what do you mean

Bklynzballer: like…who is my best pal that i always talk to in school

davepoobond: me?

davepoobond: i gotta go…

Bklynzballer: whos on?

davepoobond: no one, bye

Bklynzballer: l8er jay

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#7643: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 15 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: so…did u die?

Bklynzballer: i want the secret stash

Bklynzballer: hehehehe

davepoobond: nope, sorry

davepoobond: i’m still alive

Bklynzballer: we have to work together my man

Bklynzballer: just answer me this am i black or white?

davepoobond: you know

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#7642: Bklynzballer -> Holmes

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This entry is part 14 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001

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Bklynzballer: wer u in school?

Holmes: no

Holmes: i smoked up

Holmes: shot up

Holmes: drank up

Holmes: and sniffed up

Holmes: oh man

Holmes: i’m wasted

Holmes: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Holmes: gghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Holmes: why is the sky spinning

Holmes: whos talking!

Holmes: WHAT THE HECK IS THE ELEPHANT DOING IN MY PANTS

Holmes: OMG it’s the milkman coming back to haunt me!

Holmes: THE BOOGIE MAN WANTS MY BRAINS

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#7641: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 13 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: u wer in school today

davepoobond: yeah so?

Bklynzballer: am i black?

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: do you not know?

Bklynzballer: nope…

Bklynzballer: u must tell me

Bklynzballer: am i black or white….answer me

davepoobond: why?

davepoobond: you KNOW what you are

Bklynzballer: answer me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: i’m not gonna answer such a stupid question

Bklynzballer: if u dont answer uree gay

davepoobond: thats not possible

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#7640: Bklynzballer -> MyLeftTesticle

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This entry is part 12 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: this is mike

MyLeftTesticle: Hi Mike.

Bklynzballer: hey….yesterday u made fun of me

MyLeftTesticle: When?

Bklynzballer: yesterday

MyLeftTesticle: I don’t remember yesterday. All I remember was smoking a bowl and…Watching some TV.