Q: What can you say about Frank Perdue and Colonel Sanders?
A: They’re for the birds!
Tag Archives: bird
Joke #17555
BIRD: “Why are you leaving — are you a ‘fraidy-cat?”
CAT: “They HOUNDED me out of town!”
Joke #17546
Q: What kind of fish can you find in a birdcage?
A: A perch!
Joke #17543
BIRD: “Why are you wearing that helmet?”
OTHER BIRD: “I’m a coal mynah!”
Joke #17542
Q: Where can birds play professional baseball?
A: In the mynah leagues!
Joke #17540
Q: What holiday is strictly observed by all birds?
A: Feather’s Day!
Joke #17539
Q: Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy?
A: The Canary Islands!
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“Guinea hens, chicks, birds…”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15548
“bird plop!”
– stimpyismyname
Quote #15321
“move, monkey bird”
– The Pirates of Dark Water
Joke #13217
PATIENT: “Doctor, I’m terrified of robins. Everytime I see one, I break into a cold sweat.”
PSYCHIATRIST: “But why are you frightened of robins, Mr. Smith?”
PATIENT: “Aren’t most worms?”
Joke #13216
MAN: “I need help, Doc. My wife thinks she’s a kitty cat.”
PSYCHIATRIST: “What do you want me to do?”
MAN: “Get her to stop eating canaries!”