Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid a gun.
Shot his butt
At Pizza Hut
In 1991,
HEY!!
Tag Archives: Batman
Jingle Bells Song #26207
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Wonder Woman
Lost her bosoms
On a sunny day
Hey!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Superman
Lost his underpants
When he went on holiday!
Squacklecast Episode 32 – “‘Soft’ Reboot”
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Another year has passed, and for some reason we finally remembered to do a Squacklecast!
Lots of things have changed, and we talk mostly about Wonder Woman, Batman, and Twin Peaks.
We talk about MTV, Ryan Seacrest’s dildos, how Carson Daly will share a burrito with you, and a 15 minute long awkward “ending” to this week’s podcast.
Since my old iMac finally was booted from having an up to date version of Skype, I had to record on my new computer with a new configuration. We might sound a little different than usual, but hopefully it isn’t bad. It is easier to set up though, so we may once again be able to do these more often.
See ya next time!
Jingle Bells Song #24728
Jingle bells,
Batman smells
A million miles away
Stick your fingers up your nose
Then you’ll be ok. Hey…
Squacklecast Episode 30 – “Dawn of 30s”
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Episode 30 is here! And I made a new song! Maybe?? I don’t know what it’s going to sound like as I’m typing this, so maybe you’ll like it.
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For the first hour or so we catch up about what we’ve been watching (like Daredevil) and a couple of other events. I talk about how I was able to kill 3 crickets within 30 seconds or so. We talk primarily about two things, Screening Room which a service that would allow you to watch new movies “day of” in the home.
and for the second hour or so…BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE.
We both saw it so we talk about what we liked, what we didn’t like, etc. There are spoilers, just in case you are worried.
The whole podcast is the longest we’ve ever done, it seems. We figured if you’re going to bother listening, you’ll just listen to the whole thing.
Jingle Bells Song #24442
Jingle Bells
Joker smells
Penguin laid an egg
Jokemobile lost its wheel
and Batman saved the day
Hey!
Jingle Bells Song #24440
Batman’s in the kitchen,
Robin’s in the hall,
Joker’s in the bathroom,
Peeing on the wall!
Joker just went number 2
in Batman’s shoe,
Robin’s in the bathroom
cleaning up the doo!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg!
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away!
Jingle Bells Song #24434
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin is a faggot
Batmobile lost its wheel
and they both died like two maggots
Jingle Bells Song #24433
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin flies away
Lost his pants in France
And found them in Bombay
Squacklecast Episode 24 – “Starvenger Warman v R2-D2”
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Hey all! Welcome to Squackle.com: The Record of Human History.
Today on the Squacklecast we talk about:
Stripper stories and strip clubs.
Some random “funny-concept” games like Goat Simulator and I Am Bread.
We talk about the following trailers:
Ant-Man:
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice:
Avengers:
Star Wars:
We talk about a long list of dealbreakers someone posted on their dating profile.
Some stuff about spiders and bugs, too.
See ya guys next time!
sushigra
sushigra – v. to give a lecture about how Robin (from Batman) should be in Super Smash Brothers at Princeton University
Squacklecast Episode 15 – “Crappy Movies Under the Stars”
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Hey folks! We’re back after a mini-hiatus. We failed at coaxing our only previous guest from attending this podcast, so we catch up with the freelancing gig I’m doing tomorrow instead.
And it looks like its going to be a disaster! Just like the rest of this week’s episode… full of technical problems! Technically the problem is davepoobond. (Get it?)
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Billy watched The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2.
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Total Recall (the new one) sucked balls. I didn’t see it yet, but its just an example of dumbing down and mainstreaming the source content for no apparent reason.
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Len Wiseman is a terrible director. Fuck that guy. He’s going to ruin the Mummy reboot, just like he ruined Total Recall.
The new Mummy should be in space.
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Guess I know what’s going on my shelf in the near future!
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Wouldn’t you do Red Sonja back in the day?
What about Maria Shriver?
I think I know which Arnold Schwarzenegger movie counterpart I’d do. And that would be the predator — that mouth is so sexy.
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Deep Space Nine introduces a character named Vic Fontaine halfway through Season 6. There is… A LOT of singing. For no apparent reason. They just hang out there a lot for no particular reason.
They couldn’t think of anything better?
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iPhone 5 came out this past week. Did I get one? No. Will I get one? Maybe. The maps suck on it though.
Who woulda thought upgrading to iOS 6 Maps would be about as useful as that Fox News app?
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Who’s going to make the world’s first nutritional supplement replicator? Apple or Google?
I say Apple.
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First thing I’m going to do with that new Replicator thinger is replicate some alcohol to put in my piss and sell it.
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So, how much would you pay for the Crappy Movies Under the Stars Film Festival? HMMMMM???
Squacklecast Episode 12 – “It’s Not a Car. It’s a Squacklecast.”
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BE ADVISED: THERE ARE DARK KNIGHT RISES SPOILERS IN THIS PODCAST! DO NOT PLAY IT IF YOU CARE TO WATCH THE MOVIE
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This week we talk about Dark Knight Rises!
IT’S NOT A CAR!!!!
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Dark Knight Rises took a couple of queue’s from the 1960’s Batman for the main “threat” apparently…
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Bane’s computer of choice is the flipscreen netbook. Not really that impressive or futuristic…
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Dark Knight Rises… wait a minute, I’ve seen this movie before… its just Rocky III!
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Why didn’t the ships in Star Trek just launch warp cores as weapons instead of puny photon torpedoes?
That was the best video I could find of Star Trek explosions.
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That’s all for this week, folks! If you’d like to be on next week’s podcast, let us know!
Jingle Bells Song #21902
Dashing through the snow
I think I’m going to die
Over the hills we go
Bashing in the clouds
Ow ow ow!
Snow is turning green
I think its time to roar
And now the skis are right for them
They’re not broke anymore
O jingle bells
Brussel sprouts
3 more times
I said Batmobiles
Keep their wheels
And Joker stays with Batman, hey!
Jingle Bells Song #21883
This song is popular in the Steward School 3rd Grade class of 2000-2001. Dashes & beats put in to show slowness.
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Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg!
Mr. Freeze cut the cheese and blew us all away!
HEY!
Batman’s in the kitchen,
Robin’s in the hall,
Joker (or Riddler)’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
HEY!
Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg!
Mis-ter freeze (beat)
cut the cheese (beat)
and blew (beat)
us all (beat)
a-way…HEY!!!