Q: What’s the difference between a good sportsman and an umpire?
A: One plays by the rules, the other rules on the plays.
Tag Archives: baseball
Joke #17902
Q: What do you call the player behind home plate on an all St. Bernard baseball team?
A: The dog catcher.
Joke #17901
Q: What happened to the baseball player who was late for dinner?
A: His wife threw him out at home.
Joke #17900
CANNIBAL SON: “Can I eat the batter, mom?”
CANNIBAL MOM: “Yes, but only if he strikes out.”
Joke #17898
Q: What’s blue and cuddly, and you can play baseball on it?
A: Astro-Smurf
Joke #17730
Q: Why did the little girl ghost haunt baseball fields?
A: Because diamonds are a ghoul’s best friend!
Joke #17613
Q: What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game?
A: The team spirit!
Joke #17561
Q: Who is Animal-land’s favorite baseball team?
A: The New York Pets!
Joke #17560
Q: Which baseball team do our dog friends like?
A: Oh, any ca-nine!
Joke #17559
Q: What is the feline’s favorite baseball position?
A: Cat-cher!
Joke #17558
Q: What Hall of Famer is popular among cats?
A: Mickey Mantle, the “soft” paw!
Joke #17557
Q: What baseball pitcher is a feline favorite?
A: Tom Seaver, of course!
Joke #17542
Q: Where can birds play professional baseball?
A: In the mynah leagues!
Yes or No: Bats like to play baseball
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“the person who plays softball lives in the house next to the person with the fox”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school