Q: Why did the boy take his baseball bat to the library?
A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books.
Tag Archives: baseball bat
Baseball Is Exciting Sometimes
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22144
Barneys dead
Barneys dead
We knocked off his frikkin head
With Logan’s baseball bat
On fire now
Barneys hanging from a telephone wire.
Joke #13236
JUDGE: “Why did you hit your wife with a baseball bat, Mr. Tupper?”
TUPPER: “Because I couldn’t find my hockey stick.”
Joke #12826
Old baseball players never have mental breakdowns. They just go a little batty.
Joke #12129
A battered and bruised man told his lawyer, “Las night I came home late and my wife hit me with a baseball bat. After she finished hitting me, her four brothers took turns hitting me with the bat. Next, her mother hit me with the baseball bat. Is that legal?”
His lawyer thought a moment, then replied, “Yes and no. Yes, it’s legal for your wife to hit you, but no, it’s not legal to bring in so many pinch hitters.”
Joke #11594
First Wrestler: Want to see something really swell?
Second Wrestler: Sure.
First Wrestler: Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat.
iucerezaco
iucerezaco – n. a group of Mexican kids swinging bats screaming “get the presents, get the presents!”
mpumlwana
mpumlwana – n. a baseball bat made out of Cap’n Crunch Cereal
baseball bat
baseball bat – n. something I’d like to soak in gasoline and stuff up Sharon Turner’s ass
;} something I’d like to soak in gasoline, stick up my boss’s ass, and light with a flare gun