Q: Why did the silly baker let mosquitoes bite him?
A: He wanted to make a cake from scratch.
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Joke #17818
Q: Which conqueror do all bakers like best?
A: Attila the Bun!
Quote #13568
“either she’s going to the supermarket and go to the bakery, unless she buys one at the supermarket and one at the bakery…
(a lot of rambling goes on here)
….but she’s not going to do that!”
– Dr. OldNBald
And How’s Business?
“My business is looking better,” said the optometrist.
“My business is down in the dumps,” said the garbage man.
“Mine is rolling in dough,” said the baker.
“Mine is slow,” said the turtle salesman.
“My business is for the birds,” said the pet store owner.
“My business has sunk to a new low,” said the deep-sea diver.
“My business is turning sour,” said the pickle salesman.
“Mine is going up,” said the elevator operator.
“My business is sick,” said the doctor.
Joke #7833
Q: Why is the baker so mean?
A: Because he beats the bread.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why are bakers mean?
A: Because they whip the cream and beat the eggs.