Automatic Man: so what have you done so far?

davepoobond: sit

davepoobond: and eat

davepoobond: and watch the war on terror expand

Automatic Man: figures

davepoobond: heh

Automatic Man: i see

davepoobond: ::fart::

Automatic Man: nodave no

davepoobond: and what’d U do?

Automatic Man: I’m going foward, not backward, upward, not downward, backward, not upward, and whirling always whirling towards freedom so I’m not here.

Automatic Man: YOU ARE GAY!!!

davepoobond: you’re ghey and gray!!!!!!!

Automatic Man: FUCK YOU

Automatic Man: hey dave

davepoobond: hi

Automatic Man: que pasa con el hombre gordo?

davepoobond: which fat guy?

Automatic Man: cual hombre gordo? quien es la persona yo trabajo fun out of the most?

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: auss

Automatic Man: Sorry but don’t give up. I, Oliver Clothesov, might still be here so keep trying and if I’m here, then I’ll probably respond.

davepoobond: u just signed on

davepoobond: yer stupid