blint – Contraction. short for “butt lint” which you get between the notch of your arsecheeks.
Ex. That bloke is so gross, he’s picking his blint again.
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BCL
BCL – Acronym. abbreviation for “butt crack lint.”
Ex. Everytime I wear my jocks I get BCL.
baseball bat
baseball bat – n. something I’d like to soak in gasoline and stuff up Sharon Turner’s ass
;} something I’d like to soak in gasoline, stick up my boss’s ass, and light with a flare gun
bargearse
bargearse – n. someone with a fat wide arse
assty
assty – adj. combination of ass and nasty. When just one won’t do, both have to be overkill.
Ex. Dropping the lollipop on the floor of the bathroom was gross. But observing the 3 second rule and eating it was ASSTY!
asstroid
asstroid – n. rectum pains, another name for hemorrhoids
ass syrup
ass syrup – n. a syrupy solution that can be scraped off your ass after not taking showers for a long time, and never take off your underwear for the whole tiem since you took a shower last
assohol
assohol – n. alcohol made from ass
;} alcohol that tastes like ass
ass mokey
ass mokey – n. a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd.
Ex. I need to drop some ass monkeys
asslick
asslick – v. to lick ass.
Ex. I licked my moms ass. I lick ass.
assing
assing – v. to knock your ass against people and chase them with your ass sticking out toward them
assdouche
assdouche – v. to flush out the contents of the anal cavity.
Ex. You stupid assdouche.
Ass Coconutism
Ass Coconutism – n. a disease in which one has only a single butt cheek shaped like a coconut and shit comes out the underneath of the one butt cheek.
Ass Coconut
Ass Coconut – n. one who was born with a disease called Ass Coconutism. <see Ass Coconutism>
assbubble
assbubble – n. a bubble in beetween your buttcheeks that feels like a piece of poop, but ends up being a hard-to-push-out fart