acatendrames – v. to take a picture of a rabbit between January and April in Wyoming
Tag Archives: April
National Non-Existence Day
National Non-Existence Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 31st.
National Hate-Your-Current-(Non)-Romance-Life Day
National Hate-Your-Current-(Non)-Romance-Life Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 29th.
National Go-To-School-And-Find-Out-There’s…
National Go-To-School-And-Find-Out-There’s-Not-A-Dance-When-You-Thought-There-Was Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 12th, but ONLY when it falls on a Friday.
National Play-A-Prank-On-Someone Day
National Play-A-Prank-On-Someone Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 1st. Oh wait, that’s April Fools day. Nevermind.
National Sleep-In-Class Day
National Sleep-In-Class Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 2nd
Quote #16291
“April is the cruellest of months”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16099
“~!!April 19th~! = )”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #14474
“we make a bar for April”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #13895
“April is the cruellest month”
– T.S. Eliot
Joke #13718
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do January blizzards bring?
A: Lots and lots of snow!
Joke #13039
What rotten luck I have! Would you believe it? My birthday is April 1st.
If Today Is Tuesday
If today is Tuesday, then tomorrow is Wednesday
Today is Tuesday
Therefore, tomorrow is Wednesday.
If a figure is a triangle, then it is a polygon
This figure is not a polygon.
Therefore, this figure is not a triangle
It is Tuesday and it is April
Therefore, it is Tuesday
It is a square or it is a triangle
It is not a square
Therefore, it is a triangle