“a plane can’t fly at negative miles per hour”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Tag Archives: airplane
Quote #14426
“plane means a surface…..surface. Its where aeroplanes got their names, this won’t fly”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Joke #13800
Q: What’s the best part about being a reindeer?
A: The frequent flyer miles.
Joke #13145
I know our marriage is no longer meaningful to my husband. The other day he made a paper airplane out of our marriage certificate and sailed it out the window.
Joke #13122
An airplane ran out of gas, so the pilot parachuted out over the jungle. He landed in a cannibal pot. The chief came along and saw the pilot in the pot and yelled.
“What’s this flier doing in my soup?”
Joke #13121
Once I took a really cheap flight to California. When the plane reached Los Angeles, it didn’t even land. The passengers had to bail out.
Joke #13120
Talk about rotten luck. Did you hear about the man who took a bus to Florida because he was afraid of flying? A plane crashed into his bus.
Joke #13119
Now there’s a new flight that allows a businessman to take his bag along with him on the plane. It’s called the husband-and-wife special.
Joke #13118
I’ll tell you it’s really hard to have faith in modern aviation when you’re sitting in a plane and you see the crew come aboard wearing parachutes.
Joke #13117
Nothing worries a person who is flying for the first time more than a near-sighted pilot.
Joke #13116
They say taking a plane is safer than taking the train. Ha! When’s the last time anyone hijacked a train to Cuba?
Joke #13115
The last flight I took was so turbulent that the pilot got airsick.
airplane
airplane – n. the only place you can’t walk out on a boring movie.
Joke #13113
They say that flying is as safe as driving. Baloney! If anything goes wrong with your car, you don’t need a parachute to bail out.
Joke #13112
Here’s a safety tip for people taking their first plane ride: Never fly on a plane that has a cross-eyed navigator.