A blonde is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
“Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!” she screams. Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: “Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and position.”
“I’m 5 foot 2 and sitting in the front seat!”
Q: What’s orange jumps out of airplanes?
A: Carrot-troopers.
Q: Why did King Kong wear a baseball glove to the airport?
A: He had to catch a plane.
No matter what happened in the classroom, Mrs. McGilicuddy was the kind of teacher who never got upset.
One day a 747 crash-landed in the classroom and she said, “Who threw that?”
Q: How do rabbits go on long trips?
A: Via Trans-World Hairlines.
Q: Can kids learn to fly jet planes?
A: Of course, but they have to use training wheels.
TRAVELLER: “Is this my plane?”
STEWARD: “No, it belongs to the airport.”
TRAVELLER: “Very funny. Can I take it to Paris?”
STEWARD: “Okay, but bring it back first thing in the morning.”
Q: What spirit serves food on a plane?
A: An airline ghostess!
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– davepoobond
“Will you eat cheese on a plane?”
– davepoobond
Written in the profile field “Personal Quote:”
“why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly”
– from the internet
“HELP CRUSH THE MENACE OF THE SEAS”
::a picture of an airplane shooting a boat is underneath::
“BUY LIBERTY BONDS”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Good afternoon, my little airplane”
– from the TV
“…you get the Gogurt jet for a week!”
– from the TV