nodilom – v. to constantly tweet about an air conditioning unit for purposes of marketing
Tag Archives: air conditioning
arellan
arellan – v. to take an air conditioning unit out piece by piece
acerhj
acerhj – adv. to not be able to go on a lunch break cause some asshole air conditioning guys are working on your air conditioning and you can’t leave them there alone
Joke #12442
Times have really changed, even for household pets. In the good old days a man’s pet hound stretched out in front of the fireplace. Now it lounges in front of the air conditioner.
Joke #12017
My husband is so cheap! I asked him to buy me an air conditioner to keep cool and what does he get me? A book of horror stories. He told me if I feel warm, to read them and they’ll make my blood run cold.
That’s nothing. My husband is such a miser that when he takes a dollar out of his wallet, the moths fly out!
zudrich
zudrich – n. a dog that can turn on an air conditioner
Joke #9303: The Sweat Smell of Success
It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.
All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.
One man, popping his head out of his cubicle said, “Oh, man! Someone’s deodorant isn’t working.”
An overweight man in the corner replied, “It can’t be me. I’m not wearing any.”
selvyplb
selvyplb – v. to pick up fresh shit and put it in an air conditioning unit
cuhij
cuhij – v. to turn the A/C on when its cold
atreyu
atreyu – n. an air conditioner in a swimming pool
allgra
allgra – n. a new car without air conditioning