Q: What animal likes to go to museums?
A: The artvark (aardvark).
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aaardvark – n. an aardavrk that was so high he added an extra “A” to his name.
Ex.I’m gonna give my aardvark some dope, then he could evolve in to one of those aaardvarks I’ve been hearing about. What if your mouth farted and your butt burped?
aardvarkian
aardvarkian – adj. a word that describes those members of society with massive “gonzo” length noses. We refer the size of the shnozz in question as being aardvarkian. Also, it can refer to the general length of anything that deserves the name.
Ex. My God….that was an absolutely aardvarkian fart, sir!