Go to hell Barnie
You’ve already been sentenced to HELL
So why not go there
I know
I’ll send to to hell with my army
Bye Bye Barnie
Go to hell Barnie
You’ve already been sentenced to HELL
So why not go there
I know
I’ll send to to hell with my army
Bye Bye Barnie
I hate you.
You hate me.
You’re as mean as you could be.
I’ll be brainwashed if you dare.
But I’ll will kill you ’cause you suck.
And you will be eaten by Donald Duck.
I hate you,
You hate me
Let’s get together
And kill Barney
With a 2 by 4
And spikes on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur
Barney’s dead
I shot him in the head
He’s at home
With a crack in his head
On top of the tree top
All covered with blood
I shot poor Barney in the gut
I went to his funeral
I went to his grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a grenade
On Friday 13 he came back from the dead
I grab a bazooka and blew off his head
…..
A B C D E F G
Barneys on my property
Stick a rifle up his nose
Pull the trigger, there he goes
A B C D E F G
Barneys now history
holy f***
barney sucks
he should should f*** his d***
on live tv!
with a f*** F*** f*** f***ity f***
his old balls came rolling home
(Verse 1: Tune of The Old Gray Mare)
Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
And his friends do stink!
P-U!
(Verse 2: Tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic)
Barney is an awful singer
His voice is painful like a stinger
He must go on Jerry Springer
And there he’ll be disgraced!
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY..
I hate you
You hate me
We are both enemies
With a knife in a hand
and slitting each other open
Won’t you say I slit you open
Barney died
we all cried
with happiness
we couldn’t lie!
All the bad things
that he has done
makes his fans real dumb
HEY
Bashing on the dinosaur
he’s as stupid as a whore
he’s so sick and more
man why can’t he roar?!
He’s so lame and all
he doesn’t even have any balls!
he’s so crappy call
the ambulance from the hall
before I go all crazy
and beat the shit out of barney
he’s gonna need the Army
and everybody
to save him now!
Oh
Barney died
we all cried
with happiness
we couldn’t lie!
All the bad things that he has done
has turned his fans real dumb
has turned his fans real dumb
HAS TURNED HIS FANS REAL DUMB!
BARNEY DIED! YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!
On top of the school bus
All covered in red
We killed Barney
And chopped off his head
I went to his funeral
I went to his grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a bitch’s ass so Barney’s dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you
You hate me
We’re Jeffrey Dahmer’s family
We ate retarded Barney
Now everyone we see looks at us and jumps with glee!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s punch Barney to the clouds
Then he’ll come down not so proud
And that’s how he died so we were proud
I hate this
This hates me
Some geek needs some therapy
About some stuff bout chemistry
Get a grip and grow up pwee
I hate you,
You hate me
Let Barney hang on a traffic light
Then he will drop and get ran over by cars and die.
No more purple dinosaur.