Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid a gun.
Shot his butt
At Pizza Hut
In 1991,
HEY!!
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Jingle Bells Song #26207
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Wonder Woman
Lost her bosoms
On a sunny day
Hey!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Superman
Lost his underpants
When he went on holiday!
Jingle Bells Song #26206
Dashing through the snow,
On a pair of broken skis,
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red,
I think I’m almost dead,
I crash into a telephone pole
And landed on my head!!
Jingle Bells Song #26205
JINGLE BELLS,
YOUR SITE SMELLS,
YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING LAME!
THIS SONG SUCKS,
MY BIG NUTS,
WHILE YOU ALL GET GANG BANGED! HEY!
Jingle Bells Song #26193
Running through the sand
In a one-manned scuba tank
Over the coral we go,
Laughing all the way;
Jellyfish they sting,
Making running hard
What fun it is to run and sting
In Spongebob land we go
Jingle Bells
Spongebob smells
Sandi drowned alive
Patrick Died and Squidward cried
And Gary saved the day, Meow!
A day or 2 ago
I though we’d hurt Spongebob
And soon we went to dive
To get that little sponge
He was in underwear
Misfortune seemed the plot
He ran from to Crusty Crab’s
We caught that little whore
Jingle Bells
Spongebob smells
Sandi drowned alive
Patrick Died and Squidward cried
And Gary saved the day,
And Gary Saved The Day! Meow!
My Barn Burned Down
Sing this like a terrible country song. I guess it’s a work in progress, but I’m not really working on it.
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My barn burned down
My dog died
My tractor don’t work and I sold it for parts
Oh I can’t kiss you
but I —
I can fuck you!
Jingle Bells Song #25662
Jingle bells,
Sasuke smells,
Naruto laid an egg,
Gia mobile,
lost it’s wheel,
and Orochimaru did ballet!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #25072
Go to hell Barnie
You’ve already been sentenced to HELL
So why not go there
I know
I’ll send to to hell with my army
Bye Bye Barnie
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #25070
I hate you.
You hate me.
You’re as mean as you could be.
I’ll be brainwashed if you dare.
But I’ll will kill you ’cause you suck.
And you will be eaten by Donald Duck.
Jingle Bells Song #24798
Going through the road,
On my Chevrolet,
Down the hill I go,
Drinking all the way,
HAHAHA
I’m crashing all the cars,
The police are at the bar,
Then I throw my root beer can
At the drunk guy in the car
HEY!
Jingle Bells Song #24797
Jingle Bells
You all smell
Robin laid an egg!
Santa got a 44
and shot all you
idiots in the head!
Ha Ha Ha
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24790
I hate you,
You hate me
Let’s get together
And kill Barney
With a 2 by 4
And spikes on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur
Popeye Song #24785
I’m Poppy the far-out man.
I have all the drugs, my friend.
I’m stoned and blitzed,
and constantly have shitz.
It sucks but on the other hand.
The police are after me!
Omg! It’s the T.T.P.D. (TTPD=Thimble Theater Police Department)
I’m stuffed in the back,
with my chums like wetbacks.
Our anuses screaming,” DEAR GOD NO, OH PLEASE!!!!!”
I hope that he has the dope.
Cause i sucked on his nob in Aug.
But it work anymore,
I smoked and snort
all the catalyst waiting for Dan.
Well this is the end of our song.
I know that it was a bit long.
But I’ll see you next time,
if not caught for my crimes
And my back-end filled with shlong!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24784
Barney’s dead
I shot him in the head
He’s at home
With a crack in his head
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24780
On top of the tree top
All covered with blood
I shot poor Barney in the gut
I went to his funeral
I went to his grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a grenade
On Friday 13 he came back from the dead
I grab a bazooka and blew off his head
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