Q: What’s sicker than a pile of dead babies?
A: The live one trying to eat it’s way out.
Joke #5511
Q: Did you hear the one about the alligator?
A: Neither did I. Maybe I’ll know it later.
Joke #5510
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Joke #5509
Q: What did the monkeys say when he cut his tail?
A: It won’t be long now!
Joke #5508
Q: What did the snail say that was riding on the turtle back?
A: Weeeeeeeeeee
Joke #5507
Q: Why is Bunker Hill slimy?
A: Because the British are coming
Joke #5506
Q: Why was the yule log slimey?
A: Because Santa came down the chimney.
Joke #5505
Q: What’s three feet tall and gives great head?
A: My son
Joke #5504
Q: What’s the difference between watching the Lion King, and watching holocaust footage?
A: The Lion King doesn’t give me a hard on.
Joke #5503
Q: What’s black and blue and doesn’t like sex?
A: The little boy in my basement
Joke #5502
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as the altar boy.
Joke #5501
Q: What’s the difference between your mama and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board’s legs are harder to get open
Joke #5500
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: We know how many people went down on the Titanic.
Joke #5499
Q: What’s black, gray, and read all over?
A: A newspaper
Joke #5498
Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age.