Q: There is an apartment with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartment, which family survived?
A: The white family, they were all at work.
Q: Why are fags always buried 12 feet under?
A: Cause deep down they’re good people.
Q: Why are black people so fast?
A: All the slow ones are in jail.
Q: Four gay guys walk into a bar, only one bar stool to sit on, how do they all sit down?
A: They turn the stool over.
Q: Three gay guys are in a jacuzzi and a condom floats to the top. What do they say?
A: “who farted?”
Q: Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
A: Cause being white is bad enough
Q: What do you call three natives in a ditch?
A: A sleep over
An Irish guy walks out of a bar…..
Q: What does a black person have in common with sperm?
A: Only one in a millon work
Q: Why do black people like basketball?
A: It involves running, shooting, and stealing
Q: What’s long and hard on a black person?
A: The first grade
Q: What’s the difference between Batman and a black man?
A: Batman can go out at night without robin.
Q: How long does it take a black woman to take a dump?
A: Nine months.
Q: What did the black person say as he slid down the zebra?
A: Now you see me now you don’t!
Q: Why don’t black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: KFC isn’t open on the holidays.