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#6146: davepoobond -> JoyInLA

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davepoobond: hello?

JoyInLA: who is this

?

davepoobond: i might be asking the same question

davepoobond: who does this be

JoyInLA: this is kristi and this is…3

davepoobond: 3?

davepoobond: theres a person named 3

davepoobond: ?

JoyInLA: sorry typo

davepoobond: people call me DBM

JoyInLA: which means….

JoyInLA: o i get it

davepoobond: Dooby Booby Mafooby

davepoobond: duhhh

davepoobond: everyone knows that. its a rappers name

JoyInLA: well i might have to block u if u don’t tell me who u r?

davepoobond: i told you. its Dooby Booby Mafooby

davepoobond: i have my own record deal and everything

davepoobond: and i rap

davepoobond: yo yo yo

davepoobond: look at my dough

davepoobond: it flows

davepoobond: like a…crow

JoyInLA: ummm right……….

davepoobond: see? i rap

JoyInLA: yeah… me 2

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you cant

davepoobond: only men with tutus on can

davepoobond: and i am wearing a tutu right now

davepoobond: so…..pow!

JoyInLA: well your stupid

davepoobond: no i’m not

davepoobond: i’m phat

davepoobond: see? i used a rapping term

davepoobond: it PROVES i’m a rappa

davepoobond: hi

JoyInLA: right

JoyInLA: well i’m a zoo keeper…..

davepoobond: wanna know where i learned my skills?

davepoobond: IN THE HOOD, OF COURSE!

davepoobond: what are you doing right now, this very instance

JoyInLA: i train monkeys

davepoobond: i’m smoking a seegar

davepoobond: you must be that weird lady that carries a bucket around at the LA Zoo

davepoobond: i see her on Discovery Channel all the time

davepoobond: or you

davepoobond: i think you married the Crocodile Hunter

JoyInLA: yep thats me

davepoobond: when are you going to get eaten? you’re really annoying

davepoobond: i hate your austrailian accent

davepoobond: and you have an ugly face

JoyInLA: i don’t have an accient

davepoobond: sure sure

davepoobond: i hear it all the time

davepoobond: and its all make-up-y-like

JoyInLA: yeah i know i’m ugly…… ugly as your mom

davepoobond: hey! dont be talkin bout my mamama

JoyInLA: how can i not? every where i go i see her

davepoobond: i rhymed

davepoobond: how?

davepoobond: you cant

davepoobond: no one can

davepoobond: not even me

davepoobond: i shot her in the head yesterday

davepoobond: and i buried her in my roof

JoyInLA: is she dead too?

davepoobond: no…

davepoobond: she’s not…..dead…..

davepoobond: have you ever been pumped with 345 ccs of tranquelizer medicine?

JoyInLA: uh no>

davepoobond: i have

davepoobond: its not very pleasant

davepoobond: pleasant rhymes with peasant

davepoobond: i have to write that down

davepoobond: hold on

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: back

JoyInLA: k freak

davepoobond: i have a cup

davepoobond: with a…

davepoobond: pup

davepoobond: i like to rhyme

davepoobond: i have a dime

davepoobond: i think i can rhyme

davepoobond: every tyme

davepoobond: hello?

JoyInLA: you can shut up

JoyInLA: i don’t give a fuck

davepoobond: yes i can

davepoobond: yes you dont

JoyInLA: get your ass in a truck

JoyInLA: and go fuck

davepoobond: a duck

davepoobond: ahahahaha

JoyInLA: in the muck

davepoobond: with a farmer?

davepoobond: hi?

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#6145: a stray cat -> davepoobond

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a stray cat: who r u?

davepoobond: depends on who you are

davepoobond: bitch

a stray cat: eh?

a stray cat: im just some kid who wants to play q3, who r u?

davepoobond: eh eh eh eh

davepoobond: THE HELL

davepoobond: you keep sending your fuckin icon

a stray cat: *shrug*

davepoobond: i’m a rapper

a stray cat: really?

davepoobond: yes

a stray cat: right, rap then.

davepoobond: chicka chicka chicka

davepoobond: yo yo yo

davepoobond: look at my hoe

davepoobond: its shiny

davepoobond: with a slimy

davepoobond: thing on it

davepoobond: i have a fit

a stray cat: ….

davepoobond: when i am bit

a stray cat signed off at 12:00:11 AM.

davepoobond: the hell

Previous message was not received by a stray cat because of error: User a stray cat is not available.

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#6144: davepoobond -> FrozenToThisWorld

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davepoobond: Mildrid? Mildrid? is that you?

FrozenToThisWorld: no

FrozenToThisWorld: go away

davepoobond: wait

FrozenToThisWorld: on?

davepoobond: it IS you

davepoobond: you use that same font and that same sn

FrozenToThisWorld: nope.. it’s not..

davepoobond: yes….it is

FrozenToThisWorld: nope

davepoobond: hmm

FrozenToThisWorld: not me

FrozenToThisWorld: sorry

davepoobond: how about Henry?

FrozenToThisWorld: go away

davepoobond: or Jack?

davepoobond: or maybe Gilbert?

FrozenToThisWorld: block this

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: blah blah blah

FrozenToThisWorld signed off at 11:45:40 PM.

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#6143: davepoobond -> AWSSkater

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davepoobond: hello

AWSSkater: HI

davepoobond: im the king of bahrain

davepoobond: how are you

AWSSkater: me too

davepoobond: you cant be the king of bahrain, i’m the king of bahrain

AWSSkater: im fine, you?

davepoobond: you cant be me, and you cant be me, cuz me is me and you cant be me because i am me, and you are not me

AWSSkater: okay

AWSSkater: who are you?

davepoobond: told

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: king of bahrain

AWSSkater: k

davepoobond: have you ever “poked the pork?”

davepoobond: hello?

davepoobond: i asked a question

AWSSkater: in what sense

davepoobond: i’m the king of bahrain

davepoobond: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN WHAT SENSE

davepoobond: JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION

AWSSkater: i dont know what you mean

davepoobond: i dont know what you mean by i dont know what you mean

AWSSkater: ditto

davepoobond: oh ho!

davepoobond: you use my same words against me

davepoobond: or are you talking about a Pokemon

AWSSkater: no pokemon

AWSSkater: ::barfs::

davepoobond: i outlawed them from my country

davepoobond: we were losing too much capital

davepoobond: we only get 32 dollars a year per capita

AWSSkater: oh

AWSSkater: whats your name

davepoobond: its too hard to explain

davepoobond: it starts with a s, and ends with a c

davepoobond: be scientific and call it SCAT!

AWSSkater: what is it

davepoobond: sreckinic crickinick

AWSSkater: then my name is Hugh G. Rection

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: how do you feel about hard labor?

davepoobond: i could really use someone like you in the oil fields

AWSSkater: tis bad

davepoobond: how about hard labor with no pay, and your only clothes are thumbcuffs

AWSSkater: you’re gay

davepoobond: how DARE YOU

davepoobond: ::beat down::

davepoobond: pooooo

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: Kix is a cereal

davepoobond: kid tested, mother approved

AWSSkater: ::takes out an extremely large wiffle bat and beats in the head extremely violently::

AWSSkater: now what

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: how dare you

davepoobond: howww DAREEE YOUU

davepoobond: hi

AWSSkater: hello

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#6139: Lil Angel Gurl -> davepoobond

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Lil Angel Gurl: =P

davepoobond: =P

Lil Angel Gurl: =D

davepoobond: =D

Lil Angel Gurl: =O

davepoobond: =O

Lil Angel Gurl: =(

davepoobond: =(

Lil Angel Gurl: =()

davepoobond: =()

Lil Angel Gurl: 😛

davepoobond: 😛

Lil Angel Gurl: 😀

Lil Angel Gurl: O:-)O:-)O:-)

Lil Angel Gurl: 😉

Lil Angel Gurl: 🙂

davepoobond: O:-)O:-)O:-)

davepoobond: 😉

davepoobond: 🙂

Lil Angel Gurl: bLaH

davepoobond: bLaH

Lil Angel Gurl: fArT

davepoobond: fArT

Lil Angel Gurl: oK?

davepoobond: ok

Lil Angel Gurl: JHJhHGiugugUGyfYvfhKhguKJkIjhHGgFK;:PMhHhLKhH

davepoobond: JHJhHGiugugUGyfYvfhKhguKJkIjhHGgFK;:PMhHhLKhH

Lil Angel Gurl: ioUIyUTuytFytYTfYTrYjk(*790OPlk()098)pi[oOJu*^(75GlkPp[i)0-*(TgR86(*yiKLHpo)80-&75&TYr6IUGIO

davepoobond: ioUIyUTuytFytYTfYTrYjk(*790OPlk()098)pi[oOJu*^(75GlkPp[i)0-*(TgR86(*yiKLHpo)80-&75&TYr6IUGIO

Lil Angel Gurl: hEhE

davepoobond: hEhE

Lil Angel Gurl: HeY

davepoobond: hi

Lil Angel Gurl: bLaH

Lil Angel Gurl: yooh

Lil Angel Gurl: cant say dat

Lil Angel Gurl: cuz i haf

Lil Angel Gurl: a copy righrt

Lil Angel Gurl: *copyrihgt

Lil Angel Gurl: **copyright

davepoobond: hEhE

davepoobond: hEhE

davepoobond: a copyright on what?

Lil Angel Gurl: on mai word ‘blah’

davepoobond: oh

Lil Angel Gurl: hEhE yUp YuP

davepoobond: i think i made that before you were born though

davepoobond: so i copyrighted it first

Lil Angel Gurl: nOoOOO

Lil Angel Gurl: i dId!

davepoobond: yes

Lil Angel Gurl: :'(

davepoobond: i did

davepoobond: not you

davepoobond: but me

Lil Angel Gurl: ::sNiFf sNiFF::

Lil Angel Gurl: da world goes ’round ‘n ’round but sum things neva change

davepoobond: this is the way we brush our teeth, brush our teeth, brush our teeth

davepoobond: so early in the morning!

Lil Angel Gurl: hEhE

Lil Angel Gurl: yUmMy!

davepoobond: …ok?

Lil Angel Gurl: hEhE

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#6138: davepoobond -> YoursTruly

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davepoobond: moo

YoursTruly: duck

davepoobond: orange

YoursTruly: pink

davepoobond: P-P

YoursTruly: m&m

YoursTruly: beat that duckboy!

davepoobond: mars candy

YoursTruly: whatchamacallit

davepoobond: rolos

YoursTruly: nerds!

davepoobond: 3 cheese doritos

YoursTruly: poopy brown

davepoobond: oh ho!

davepoobond: santa clause yellow

YoursTruly: caesar!

davepoobond: …..

YoursTruly: ……….?

davepoobond: mashed cream pie

YoursTruly: poopy brown

davepoobond: cant use that

davepoobond: you already did

YoursTruly: 😛 watch me!

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: never!

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#6137: Billling help 96 -> davepoobond

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Billling help 96: Free XXX mpeg movie with sound [= click here

davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

davepoobond: COOOLLLL

davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: go away

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#6136: seostar -> davepoobond

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seostar: WHATS UP

davepoobond: nothing

davepoobond: u

seostar: OH

seostar: U THERE?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: i said “how about you”

seostar: HOW OLD R U?

davepoobond: 15

davepoobond: how about u

seostar: OH

seostar: 163

davepoobond: thats a good age

seostar: 16

davepoobond: oh…

davepoobond: m/f?

seostar: M

seostar: U

davepoobond: m

seostar: SYK I’M F

davepoobond: you said you were m

seostar: I WAS JUST KIDING

davepoobond: o…k

seostar: DO U KNOW WHAT C7YBER IS?

davepoobond: yeah

seostar: DO U WANT TO DO CYBER THEN

davepoobond: why?

seostar: DON’T KNOW

seostar: DO U HAVE AIM

davepoobond: ye

seostar: LETS TALK THERE

seostar: U THERE?

davepoobond: y not here?

seostar: LET’S TALK ON AIM

seostar: SO DO U WANT TO TALK ON AIM?

davepoobond: y cant we talk here?

seostar: NO

seostar: Y THERE

davepoobond: y where?

seostar: SO LET’S TALK ON AIM

davepoobond: why do you want to

seostar: DON’T KNNNNNOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

seostar: L

davepoobond: hi

seostar: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: L

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: O

seostar: W

seostar: W

seostar: W

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seostar: W

seostar: W

seostar: W

seostar: W

seostar: W

seostar: W

seostar: W

seostar: BYE

davepoobond: bye

seostar: HYI BYE

seostar: BYE

davepoobond: bye

seostar: BYE

seostar: BYE

seostar: BYE

seostar: BYE

seostar: BYE

seostar: BYE

seostar: BYE

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#6135: davepoobond -> ~lil basketball gurl~

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This person gave davepoobond an email, and he replied back. Then, he IMd her. Whoopee!

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>From: “Erica Vrhel” <glitter_gurl@msn.com>

>To: <davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com>

>Subject: hey!!

>Date: Sun, 1 Apr 2001 22:01:15 -0400

>

>dear fagots, im sorry to say but this sight sucks!!!!!it looks like u guys r just all imature if u ask me!!!!!

ohh hoho peepee heehee poopoo imm imature lets draw pictures of peepee!!!thats an imatation of u!!!!!!i just wanted to tell u that if u want a funny sight then dont be so imature next time!!

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what davepoobond sent back:

thank you, we always like comments like these, and you suck, actually. cuz you ACTUALLY wasted your fucking useless 5 minutes of your meaningless life at our site. it was all worth it JUST to have you suffer for 5 minutes or less. i hope you die. i hope you cant poop for 3 weeks, and with a name like “Erica Vrhel” i dont see how you’d get any guys to fuck you for 3 cents. you’re a cheap ho, and i wouldn’t even go to your house for a fuck. now you must pay the price!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

heehee

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

haha. wheee!

you suck, by the way…and you’re a loser. if you think our site is so bad, why dont you give us some “good” stuff and we’ll put it up? and, i dont see you making any sites, so you cant say our site sucks, truly, because you suck….and you suck. did i mention you suck? oh yeah, you suck, you suck you suck you suck you suck

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Then he IMd her on MSN messenger…

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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

davepoobond: guess what. you suck

~lil basketball gurl~: hey who is this?

davepoobond: guess

davepoobond: didja check your mail yet?

davepoobond: ahahaha

~lil basketball gurl~: thanx

~lil basketball gurl~: i am right now

davepoobond: ::taps his foot, waiting::

~lil basketball gurl~: look asshole! you better stop fucking with my sister and dont send her anymore nasty e mails. i swear i will kick ass. just so you know, ive printed your little e-mail out and i have your real name and your online name.if you fuck w/my sister again.i will turn it in to the cops for assault. thank you

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: yeah, well, guess what

davepoobond: she did the same thing to me

davepoobond: she dissed my web site

davepoobond: and said it was gay

davepoobond: and i put a lot of effort into that stuff, and she goes around and says its gay, and immature

davepoobond: and that just pisses me off

~lil basketball gurl~: im sorry, i didnt know that she said that.she wont do it again. i promise!!!

davepoobond: thanks…

davepoobond: this is how i get when people do this to me, i just return the favor

davepoobond: she signed our guestbook too, and said it was gay, and she sent me a mail saying it was gay

davepoobond: seemed like she went out of her way to say it was a bad site

~lil basketball gurl~: she just showed me the e-mail you wrote her and i dont appreciate some of the things you said to her. anyway i get your point, and again, im sorry she dissed your site.

davepoobond: ehh, its no problem

davepoobond: i tend to treat people the same way they do to me, so yeah

~lil basketball gurl~: k. thanks for being understanding.

davepoobond: sure…

~lil basketball gurl~: and again, we get your point!!

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: it was sorta funny though…

davepoobond: she actually stayed at the site long enough to do that stuff

davepoobond: and she said it was horrible

~lil basketball gurl~: yeag’

~lil basketball gurl~: oops yeah

~lil basketball gurl~: ok, i gotta go! and by the way, she didnt want a fuck from you anyway.ok c-ya later. bye!!!!!!!!

davepoobond:lol

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

lol

davepoobond: u just blocked me

~lil basketball gurl~: no i didnt

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: well, i said “lol” to that comment

~lil basketball gurl~: other wise i wouldnt receive a mesage from u

davepoobond: yeah, it said that

davepoobond: when i said “lol”

~lil basketball gurl~: k

davepoobond: have you seen it? or did she already say it was the gayest site ever to you?

~lil basketball gurl~: im leaving now, so erica (my sister) is going to chat now!! no i havnt seen it,but ill check it out later!!! k? bye, and please be nice to her. thanks bye

davepoobond: heh, all right

~lil basketball gurl~: k thanks!!!!!bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: bye

~lil basketball gurl~: bye!

davepoobond: …bye

~lil basketball gurl~: bye

davepoobond: bye

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#6134: davepoobond -> doman

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davepoobond: fag. what the hell are you doing on my buddy list

doman: what the fuck if I was a fag then why did you put me there and who the fuck is this you dumbshit

davepoobond: what the hell did you just say?

davepoobond: i dont even understand that. you’re a fag, and you’re on my buddy list, and i dont know how you got there

doman: well if somebody calls me a fag i get pissed at them

doman: well why did you put me there if i am a fag

doman: and who the fuck is this

davepoobond: i didnt put you there

davepoobond: you probably put yourself there

davepoobond: my name is poop

davepoobond: now how the hell did you get on my buddy list

doman: how the hell should i know

doman: what do i look like some sort of computer genius

doman: and i dont know a mack

davepoobond: i dont know, i havent seen you before

davepoobond: well thats your problem, then is it?

davepoobond: tell me

doman: shut up

davepoobond: before i beat your ass

davepoobond: hi

doman: what?

davepoobond: who are you

doman: i dont know who are you

davepoobond: what are you talking about

doman: well you messaged me first so i would assume you know who i am

davepoobond: well, i would assume i dont know who you are because i just asked “who are you” now tell me who you are

doman: no

davepoobond: yes

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#6133: davepoobond -> sPOtLiTEswEEtY

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davepoobond: WOW WOW WOW! FOUR GIRLS

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: yeahhh

davepoobond: isnt it boring

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: what here?

davepoobond: what do you DO

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: yeah thats why were on

davepoobond: Aaliyah died

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: lotsa stuff~~you name it

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: oh

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: we know

davepoobond: are you happy about that?

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: no

davepoobond: ok……..

davepoobond: wanna see my site?

davepoobond: its funny

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay

davepoobond: www.squackle.cjb.net

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: yeah we went but it didnt work

davepoobond: uh?

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ur site

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay we thought you wanted to do stuff

davepoobond: it works for me……

davepoobond: do stuff like what

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: i dunno… think about it

davepoobond: hmm………

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ….

davepoobond: hint?

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: what gives you satisfaction?

davepoobond: discussing how badly Keanu Reeves acting is

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: noo

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: try again

davepoobond: umm…………….

davepoobond: how about……………….looking into the sun

davepoobond: for days on end

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: that would be cool…what would make it better

davepoobond: staring at the sun without sunglasses

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: r u prude

davepoobond: prude…..?

davepoobond: whats that supposed to mean

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: omg

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: r u serious?

davepoobond: what?

davepoobond: the dictionary says a weird definition using the word “priggishly”

davepoobond: whats it supposed to mean

davepoobond: hello?

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ok can we explain what prude means?

davepoobond: yeah sure…….were u typing it?

davepoobond: cuz it must be a long defintion then

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ok~ when ur prude it means u’ve neva hooked^ b4

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: hooked^~like makin out,frenchkiss

davepoobond: where do you live?

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: new jersey

davepoobond: ok, in California, we dont use the word “prude”

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay what words do you use?

davepoobond: pillow smeller

davepoobond: thats what prude means over here

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ohhh

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: cool.

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: so r u a pillow smeller?

davepoobond: well, only when i sleep, cuz i sleep with my face in the pillow

davepoobond: ok, i was just kidding around. yes, i am what you call a “prude.” we dont have a word for “prude” over here that i know of

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ohhh

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: how old r u again?

davepoobond: 15

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ohhhhhh

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: r u cute

davepoobond: i dont know

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: we gotta go

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: bye

davepoobond: sureee ya do

davepoobond: k bye

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: no we do seriously

sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ttyl

davepoobond: mmhmm

davepoobond: i know

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