Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6235: PACO THUG -> davepoobond

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PACO THUG: brandon is this you

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: this is dave.

PACO THUG: dave who

davepoobond: poobond

PACO THUG: BRANDON SERIOUSLY ANSWER STOP LYING

davepoobond: this is dave.

PACO THUG: IKNOW ITS YOU BRANDON

davepoobond: its not

davepoobond: you loser.

PACO THUG: CUT WITH THE CRAP

PACO THUG: YOU LOSER

davepoobond: i dont cut crap

PACO THUG: YOU CUT YOUR MAMAS CRAP

davepoobond: AT LEAST MY MAMMA DIDNT NAME ME BARON VON FUGLETON

davepoobond: stupid crap face

davepoobond: i entered in the “ima gonna stab you sweepstakes”

davepoobond: fine fine fine. this really is brandon. what do you want paco

davepoobond: paco IS your name, is it not

(later on, about 20 minutes or something)

PACO THUG: hey is this brandon

PACO THUG: seriously

davepoobond: no, its not

PACO THUG: brandon iknoe its you stop lying

PACO THUG: dud tell the truth

PACO THUG: is it you or not

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: its not

davepoobond: ok, i was lying. it is

PACO THUG: ok ilve next door to you whats my name

davepoobond: Paco

PACO THUG:

nope its not paco you were lying

davepoobond: You dont live next door to me. The old man lives next door to me

davepoobond: YOU’RE lying

PACO THUG: your not brandon

PACO THUG: fuck you then

davepoobond: you’re not Paco

davepoobond: I KEPT TELLING YOU I WASNT

davepoobond: YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE ME

davepoobond: YOU STUPID PRICK

davepoobond: how’d you get my sn

PACO THUG: hey whats name of thes tree you live on

PACO THUG: i mean street

davepoobond: i dont live in a tree

davepoobond: no. i havent seen him.

PACO THUG: imeant street

davepoobond: i live on “I’m the King of the world”

davepoobond: Road

PACO THUG: stop lying fool

davepoobond: i do….

PACO THUG: im not stupid aiight

davepoobond: umm……..yeah you are………..i just said that i wasnt brandon, and you’re still asking me questions like i was brandon

davepoobond: stupid? i think yes

PACO THUG: cut with your mamas crap

davepoobond: shut up.

davepoobond: i’m not brandon

PACO THUG: ok what a fag

davepoobond: takes one to know one, which i’m not one

PACO THUG: then why were you saying you were brandon what a fag

davepoobond: cuz you wouldnt let me say i wasnt

davepoobond: when i denied it, you said “stop lying”

PACO THUG: are you really brandon tell the truth

davepoobond: THERE YOU GO AGAIN

PACO THUG: iknow it s you

davepoobond: wtf.

davepoobond: shoo. go away.

davepoobond: i dont wanna talk to you anymore

PACO THUG: and you think i want to talkk to you

davepoobond: yeah, because you think i’m brandon

davepoobond: and brandon must be your friend, since you live next door to him

davepoobond: but, he’s such a great friend, that he tells you another sn that he says that is his actually

PACO THUG: stpo talking fag

davepoobond: when its not

(I think its the same guy that IMs me later on that day. He was on a different sn)

PACO THUG: -*sup brandon

davepoobond: i’m not brandon

davepoobond: who r u

PACO THUG: yeah your

davepoobond: no…..i’m…….not…….

davepoobond: what do i have to do to prove that i’m not

PACO THUG: evrybodys talking about you there saying your bbrandonn

davepoobond: why

PACO THUG: they say your brnamdp0onon

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PACO THUG: because kfedltghtt fdjghdf dkgjaea; rekgkjnnt ok right

davepoobond: brnamdp0ononfwe\34g?

PACO THUG: got it

davepoobond: oh………ok

davepoobond: say what they’re calling me again

PACO THUG: brandon

PACO THUG: imean

davepoobond: well, they’re idiots. tell them i’m not brandon

davepoobond: tell them brandon’s REAL sn. blowthetoad

PACO THUG: no theyre calling you brandondino the fag from reno who fucked dugtrio thats what there calling you

davepoobond: wtffffff

davepoobond: that’s nice….

PACO THUG: howd you know blowthetoad

davepoobond: how’d you know blowthetoad?

davepoobond: because that’s brandon’s real sn

davepoobond: i’m not brandon

davepoobond: i’m Dave

davepoobond: not brandon

davepoobond: dave.

davepoobond: 4 letters

davepoobond: d

davepoobond: a

davepoobond: v

davepoobond: e

PACO THUG: your brandon

PACO THUG: i know it

davepoobond: what did i just get through telling you

davepoobond: dave

davepoobond: i’m dave

davepoobond: yo soy dave

davepoobond: no soy brandon

davepoobond: yo soy dave

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6228: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA

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davepoobond: ooh. i wanna take you to bermuda — bahama – come on pretty mama! contigo, ooh i wanna take you (way down in cocomo, thats where i wanna gooO. way down in cocomoo)

BALTAUR SAMA: What? Thats not fair!

davepoobond: y

BALTAUR SAMA: What about some of the other island paradises?

davepoobond: i’m sorry, that wasnt in the muppet’s song.

BALTAUR SAMA: Oh. I see.

davepoobond: too bad, huh

BALTAUR SAMA: Yeah.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6226: davepoobond -> Blind Bubba

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davepoobond: do you need the spanish homework?

Blind Bubba: no

Blind Bubba: i need to kno waht #6 was

davepoobond: i dont know it

davepoobond: all i gotta do for the group is get pics

Blind Bubba: your dumb

davepoobond: YOU are.

davepoobond: cuz YOU don’t know it either

Blind Bubba: Of course I do

Blind Bubba: I am testing you

davepoobond: surrrrrrrrrreeeeeee

Blind Bubba: All right

Blind Bubba: Ignorance isn’t a very attractive trait in a person, you realize

Blind Bubba: o

Blind Bubba: i do need to spanish hw

davepoobond: ahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa

Blind Bubba: what

davepoobond: you need the spanish hw again

Blind Bubba: so

davepoobond: u said you didnt need it b4

Blind Bubba: I lied

davepoobond: lying isn’t a very attractive trait in a person, either.

Blind Bubba: Creativity is, which you have just shown a lack of

davepoobond: Redundancy isn’t, which you have just shown a lot of over the past few months, asking what the spanish hw is.

Blind Bubba: I have simply relied on a readily available resource, you to provide the homework

Blind Bubba: If it is redundant, so be it. Saves me time

davepoobond: it isnt that hard to rely on another resource, which most people do in the first place, but it seems that you havent gotten the hang of looking at yet. the white board that is dedicated for homework

Blind Bubba: I have the hang of it

Blind Bubba: I just choose not to use it

davepoobond: You must call me “Fantomaster” if you want me to resume to tell you the homework

Blind Bubba: Resume telling me the homework?

Blind Bubba: k Fantomaster

davepoobond: Yeehaw. i’m Fantomaster

davepoobond: dun dun dunnnnn

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6225: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

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davepoobond: there was a farmer who had a dog

davepoobond: and bingo was his name-o

davepoobond: b

davepoobond: i

davepoobond: n

davepoobond: g

davepoobond: o

davepoobond: b i n g o

davepoobond: and bingo was his nameo

davepoobond: i hate it when they replace the letters with claps

stimpyismyname: haw haw

davepoobond: THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, MIND YOU

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6224: davepoobond -> TraviesBaby

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davepoobond: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TraviesBaby: yes dear? lol

davepoobond: LUCY! I’M HOME

davepoobond: BABALLLLOOOOOOO!

TraviesBaby: shut up lol

davepoobond: Lucy> waaaaaaaaaahhhh

davepoobond: SHUT UP PUTA! ::smacks lucy around::

TraviesBaby: hush

davepoobond: i’m sowwy.

davepoobond: waaaaahhhhhhhhh