davepoobond: WEASELS!
Draxus: GOPHERS!
davepoobond: …….AARDVARKS!
Draxus: ….ELEPHANTS!
davepoobond: TIGERS ON DISPLAY
Draxus: NINJA SQUIRRELS!
davepoobond: farting cows
davepoobond: !!!!!!!!!!
Draxus: MONKEYS!! AHHHH!!
davepoobond: petting zoo smell! ewwww!
Draxus: aw, come on…that’s no way to talk about your room..
davepoobond: its ok
Draxus: I am away from my computer right now.
davepoobond: i live with it all the time
MyLeftTesticle: Davey!
davepoobond: hi
MyLeftTesticle: ::Chunks poo at Dave’s head:: Hiya, pal!
davepoobond: so……….?
MyLeftTesticle: Just sayin’ ‘Hi’ to an old chum.
MyLeftTesticle: Yay, Netscape 6.something is here!
davepoobond: yahooooooooooooo
MyLeftTesticle: I yahoo.
MyLeftTesticle: Do you?
davepoobond: just did
MyLeftTesticle: Heh.
MyLeftTesticle: I gots ta go.
MyLeftTesticle: Later
davepoobond: k bye
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davepoobond: uh. die.
davepoobond: ::farrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt::
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: no, YOU die.
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: ok.
davepoobond: i have it all on tape, you cant say anything about it, or it’ll be the dickens for you!
davepoobond: oops, wrong IM
davepoobond: not!
davepoobond: ahahahahah
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: dumbass
davepoobond: hey.
davepoobond: u suk
elmoisfurry: yo
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: y
elmoisfurry: ho
davepoobond: cuz. you like to watch the Power Puff Girls
davepoobond: like its porn
elmoisfurry: oh
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: sorry bout that
davepoobond: its ok, i forgive your soul
davepoobond: you’re lucky *I* have the 30 second cotton candy maker
elmoisfurry: ur lucky that i havent stab u yet
davepoobond: I have the tonka monster trucks builder game, i dont think YOU do…….now do you?
elmoisfurry: yes
davepoobond: really
elmoisfurry: yea!
elmoisfurry: duh
davepoobond: thas great
elmoisfurry: yup it is
davepoobond: craphead where were u
elmoisfurry: wut tha fuk u mean
elmoisfurry: i waited till the second shuttle
davepoobond: u know what i mean
elmoisfurry: that wus a long time
davepoobond: no it wasnt. i saw the 2nd shuttle go down when i was walking up the hill you idiot
elmoisfurry: well u never fukin came down then did u
elmoisfurry: fugga
davepoobond: hahahaha
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davepoobond: phew, for a second i thought it wasn’t free
elmoisfurry: buy
davepoobond: sell
davepoobond: hey bastard.
elmoisfurry: fug u
davepoobond: i love you too
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: ::fart::
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: ::spit::
davepoobond: ::burp::
davepoobond: ::pukeeeeeeee::
elmoisfurry: r u playin stinky rollercoaster tycoonh
davepoobond: i’m gonna tell you how to make honey graham s’mores, or more commonly known as s’mores de galletas integrales de miel in spanish
davepoobond: yeah, sure, i guess
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: why do you want to know if i playin rct
elmoisfurry: just wondrin
davepoobond: becuz….
elmoisfurry: u suck
davepoobond: no.
davepoobond: 1 chocolate de leche (de 1.55 oz)
elmoisfurry: im not gonna read it
davepoobond: 8 cuadrados de galletas integrales de miel de Smart & Final
davepoobond: 4 Malvaviscos de Smart & Final
davepoobond: Preparacion:
davepoobond: 1. Rompa cada barra de chocolate en 3 piezas; pongalas a un lado
davepoobond: fin
davepoobond: gonna go bye
stlboy tries to direct connect with me, not talking to me in advance or anything.
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davepoobond: y’d you want to direct connect with me?
stlboy: just to talk
davepoobond: y’dont have to direct connect to type.
stlboy: why won’t you
davepoobond: talking doesnt work with me
stlboy: please just do it
davepoobond: uhhhhhhhhhhhh no
stlboy: why
davepoobond: cuz i dont want to
davepoobond: look at that, gotta go.
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davepoobond: I don’t NEED to host my show, I already HAVE one
davepoobond: its called the “Ignore You by Clicking Ignore” show, which i will now have the 5123489275982374th episode of, concerning you
davepoobond: and we feature webcam shows too
davepoobond: that are better than your million
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davepoobond: can i have another link? this one isnt good enough for my tastes
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davepoobond: you spelled check wrong
davepoobond: ha ha.
davepoobond: you must not have passed 3rd grade
davepoobond: ccheck
davepoobond: hahahahahaha yer stupid
davepoobond: teehee
davepoobond: ::fart:: excuse me
davepoobond: i got excited
Note: it was christmas
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davepoobond: wut’d u get ya silly bastard
elmoisfurry: nuthum much
elmoisfurry: just the universe
elmoisfurry: ya know
davepoobond: thats no fair
elmoisfurry: same old same old
davepoobond: i got AFI – Art of Drowning haaaaaaa
davepoobond: and you dont have it cuz yers is broken
elmoisfurry: whoopie
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: ya dumbass
davepoobond: yes, you told me
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: it dont work
elmoisfurry: yah heard wrong
elmoisfurry: its no broked
davepoobond: scratched
elmoisfurry: not really
elmoisfurry: just a bit
davepoobond: its a good cd
davepoobond: i got Foo Fighters theres nothing left to lose, rolling stones biggest hits vol. 2
elmoisfurry: oh really thanx ill buy some time
davepoobond: and i got Sevendust – Animosity, but i dont know if i’m gonna keep that
elmoisfurry: dont
davepoobond: dont what
elmoisfurry: keep it
elmoisfurry: dont
davepoobond: y?
elmoisfurry: cause im majik dats y
davepoobond: wtf
davepoobond: queer
elmoisfurry: ya fuggs
davepoobond: i got a Game Boy Advance
davepoobond: and Tony Hawks 3 for it, but its not for GBA, its game boy color game
elmoisfurry: ::coughgaycough::
davepoobond: hey! ::shakes fist in a rageful manner:: blah!
elmoisfurry: AUHH!!
davepoobond: what country is Estonia?
elmoisfurry: huh? oh… my land u mean
davepoobond: …1 person from Estonia went to Squackle
elmoisfurry: lllloooooolllllllll
davepoobond: 4 people from New Zealand
davepoobond: 3 from Canada
davepoobond: 2 from UK
elmoisfurry: wtf
davepoobond: 2 from australia
davepoobond: 1 from belgium, taiwan, japan, and estonia
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: when are we going to see Donnie Darko?
davepoobond: only free days i got is tomorrow, and friday
elmoisfurry: whee eats mah fuggs
davepoobond: whee eats mah fuggs.
davepoobond: and what is that supposed to mean?
elmoisfurry: i have no goddam idea
davepoobond: then why the hell did u say it
elmoisfurry: thats like asking y polar bear are fuzzy dave
elmoisfurry: we may never know
davepoobond: uh no.
davepoobond: my sister got this gay gay gay cd
davepoobond: hip hop bop or some shit
elmoisfurry: lol
davepoobond: its complete crap
davepoobond: this one song is like the “ugly anthem” or whatever
davepoobond: U G L Y, you ain’t got no alliby
davepoobond: or whatever
elmoisfurry: lollllll
davepoobond: and there’s “spaghetti in your feet” somewhere in that song
elmoisfurry: does she really like it or sumthin
elmoisfurry: is she like
elmoisfurry: o
elmoisfurry: m
elmoisfurry: g
elmoisfurry: i love it
elmoisfurry: 😀
davepoobond: she’s been listening to it the whole damn day
elmoisfurry: lol
elmoisfurry: have a happy jolly xmas dave
elmoisfurry: heh heh heh
davepoobond: SHES LISTENING TO THAT SONG AAAAAAHHHHHH
elmoisfurry: oh i love “that song”
elmoisfurry: its mah favy wavy
elmoisfurry: guess wut im drinkin
elmoisfurry: beotch
davepoobond: tonic
elmoisfurry: nah
elmoisfurry: betttah
davepoobond: i’m gonna get a ps2 this week maybe
elmoisfurry: dude
elmoisfurry: i dont care
elmoisfurry: answer mah Q
davepoobond: i dont know
elmoisfurry: do ya give up yo??!!
davepoobond: yes, yo
elmoisfurry: IRN-BRU!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: DA BESTEST DRINK
elmoisfurry: EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: YER GAY
davepoobond: THAT SHIT TASTES HORRIBLE
elmoisfurry: NAH
elmoisfurry: U HAVE NO IDEA WUT IT EVEN IS
elmoisfurry: ITS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!1
elmoisfurry: MMMMMMMMMMMM
elmoisfurry: DAMN THATS GUD BRU
davepoobond: DAMN YER GAY
davepoobond: and i’ll leave it at that.
davepoobond: hmph!
elmoisfurry: NAH MAN
elmoisfurry: U HAVE NO IDEA THE EXTACY I AM IN CAUSE O DIS HERE DRINKIE POO
elmoisfurry: ITS DAH FUGGIN BOMBS
davepoobond: you, my friend, have been POISONED BY THE DEVIL
elmoisfurry: IF DRINKIN DAH BRU BE DAH DEVIL
elmoisfurry: WELL DEN
davepoobond: ::GASP::
elmoisfurry: GET READY SATAN HERE COMES I!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: NO! YOU’VE DAMNED YOUR SOUL ETERNALLY
elmoisfurry: I GOTS TA HAVE MAH BRU-AGE
elmoisfurry: but dude seriously
elmoisfurry: IRN-BRU is really fukin gud
elmoisfurry: ahhhhhh shit
davepoobond: wut
elmoisfurry: i just finished mah BRU BRU
davepoobond: AHAHAHAHAHAH
elmoisfurry: i need a 9 liter
davepoobond: YOU STUPID STUPID BASTARD
davepoobond: they dont make 9 liters
davepoobond: you drunken fool
elmoisfurry: they will if iah make em
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: no
elmoisfurry: k yea
davepoobond: kno
elmoisfurry: kyea
davepoobond: kyno
elmoisfurry: kshutthafukupugoddamfugginbastard
davepoobond: notifyoudontfirstyoustupidbrudrunkenfoolinatutuwhyioughttakickyouinyershnoz
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: must i?
elmoisfurry: uh
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: its kinda important
davepoobond: i dun think soooo
elmoisfurry: fugga
Note: it was christmas
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davepoobond: hey, i can give you a list of screen names of people to IM
davepoobond: y’gotta IM me back though
davepoobond: so you can advertise to more peoples
davepoobond: you get payed by the IM, dont you?
davepoobond: at least 1 hundredth an IM
davepoobond: 1 hundredth of a penny, that is.
davepoobond: i mean, COME ON. a hundredth of a penny is a lot, for you
davepoobond: hello?