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Squacklecast Episode 4 – “DJ Honey, Drop It!”
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DJ HONEY, DROP IT!
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Now onto what we actually talk about.
This week we talk about The Lucky One, starring Zac Efron, and how dumb the premise sounds without actually watching the movie!
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Zac Efron’s bra trick apparently makes him a super hero.
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Dear John is a little more sensible than The Lucky One, wouldn’t you say?
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Don’t you get it? I FORGOT what THE VOW was which was ABOUT AMNESIA?!??!
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Rachel McAdams is apparently in movies.
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Channing Tatum wasn’t the standout figure in the first GI Joe.
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GI Joe Retaliation can’t be worse than the first one… right?
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EVERYBODY’S DEAD!!!
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Rachel Nichols is so beautiful…
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Jonathan Pryce as “U.S. President” in GI Joe 2? NOT BELIEVABLE
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Zac Efron and Channing Tatum in a gay romance movie? It’s gonna happen. DAT BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN MARKET.
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Charlie St. Cloud is a movie about Zac Efron getting dating tips from his dead younger brother’s ghost. And something about sailing?
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Pretty In Pink, I like that shit.
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Theres about 100 more GI Joe characters to kill off before they reboot the franchise.
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Everything you need to know about the ThunderCats.
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And this BearCity movie looks pretty gross. Lots of hair. I get enough of that in the mirror.
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The Sound of Music is gay in the happy way.
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“Video Team” is an amazing name for a company.
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Edward Penishands???
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Thanks for listening this week. Maybe next week we’ll talk about more porn.
Quote #22267
“I’m on the brink of exhaustion so this is mangled and awfully so but I’m not a people person. I prefer solitary occupational and recreational activities. I am impervious to others’ emotions and dislike intimacy.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22263
“If.u don’t have a Job that cant support your own habits… Don’t talk to me. Don’t talk to me if your a clown, a muffin top, or a doosh. Hahhaha”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22262
“I’m looking for something to turn intO something lol I like someone kool down to earth FUNNY str8 up”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22261
“I’m a sweet heart, so don’t piss me off.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
A pedestrian crossing at a corner has the right-of-way…
Correct answer is B.
A yellow curb means:
Correct answer is C.
If you must drive in the fog, you should use:
Correct answer is B.
You are getting ready to make a right turn. You should:
Correct answer is B.
You must look for bicycle riders…
Correct answer is C.
When a traffic signal light is not working, you should…
Correct answer is A.
You must turn on your headlights…
The correct answer is B.